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It's not that I don't want to "be a man" at all necessarily, but I see cis women living life on easy mode and I do wish I could experience that kind of ignorant bliss.

i get pretty tired of cis women ambiverts and introverts, dont think they realize how easy they have it being able to wear dresses, skirts, bows, lipstick, etc. taken for granted.
I want so bad to believe this a troll, but I don't think it is. There are so many assholes like this.

But thank you, @Two Frogs , for an entertaining read. Reading all of the comments on his AITA post was absolute gold.
 
It's like it's almost autistic enough to read as sincere. I think it's probably an autist who nootices doing a bit. Post history only goes back 17 days, so I'm pretty sure this is a troll. But imagining this fucking guy being real is scaring me, because even if this specific account and its posts aren't... they're mimicking a guy that absolutely exists.
The relish on pizza thing has me leaning towards troll, but at least it's funny. Definitely Poe's Law in action.

But holy shit this better not be real, because my mind is conjuring up an extremely rank odor of some fat sweaty tard who lives on relish, mustard, pizza and relish burgers. And has to wipe his greasy ass so much it gets bloody. No wonder his roomie keeps the car windows down while hauling his entitled pear shaped ass around. I want to dox this guy just to save his roommate.

Edit: Who am I kidding, of course this is real. I personally have had a worse roommate than this.

Edit Edit: More than one actually, I started having actual flashbacks of all the shitty people I have had to live with. I have so many crazy stories I will never share with normal people because just telling the truth still sounds like I'm making shit up.
 
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Hehe... Hehehe... So that's the picture you wanna go with?
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Post history only goes back 17 days, so I'm pretty sure this is a troll. But imagining this fucking guy being real is scaring me, because even if this specific account and its posts aren't... they're mimicking a guy that absolutely exists.

This is for sure a troll, it's too self aware (IRL a guy like this wouldn't know why other people didn't like him). Also, despite only a short time on reddit he's already said: skirt go spinny, white women are fascist terfs, cis women live life on easy mode, cis women try to gatekeep periods by bleeding, my aesthetics are punk and gamer, here's a pic of a shark plushie, And the long hilarious posts where he doesn't clean the house, freeloads food, farts, sweats and leaves stains in someone else's car, and can't wipe his own arse. Someone has googled "hot reddit topics" and gone to town
 
I found a pooner maid of honor

Being forced to wear a dress : r/ftm https://share.google/ukYYuMUrpEJgwfRby
Being forced to wear a dress
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This is an update on the Maid of Honour post. I initially thought everything was good and I was going to wear something I wanted. My sister even was even saying it would look amazing.

Today when we were doing wedding dress shopping she said that I’d look silly in a suit (I never even said I was going full suit as well, but i think she’d meant the outfit I wanted was silly). My mum agreed and my sister was saying how she wanted me to wear a dress now that she was having a bigger wedding. I was saying how we agreed for me to wear something different but she outright refused. Mentioning that at weddings the bride dictates what the bridesmaids wear. My mum even said she’s being nice because she’s letting me choose the dress.

She brought it up that it was her day. I know this and I didn’t want to make a big deal out of it so I said I’d support her in every way but i‘m just not comfortable with it.

We kept going back and forth, they both kept saying to compromise and laughed at me at some point.

During lunch my mum was showing me these dresses that are pants that have a flowy bit to them. Thats the last thing I want to wear. I know is just a dress but I feel sick and nauseous thinking about how I might be perceived in it. Im just so fucking done suppressing how I feel and having to put on a bold face because my sister freaks out. She sees me dejected after and thinks if she can make me smile again I automatically forgive her. I love her but she just constantly does stuff like this.

Anyway, what can I do? Am I being selfish?
 
Foid rage: Though OP paints a picture of herself as a very modest little mouse man who turns her anger inward rather than outward, something seems to have changed ever since she began low-dose HRT, making her into a serious hothead that gets into screaming matches with her roommates at the slightest provocation. The worst and most recent offense was when OP shoved a woman during what sounds like a waking nightmare of an argument for any neighbors nearby; as a result, OP is now rattled to her core as even though she is diminutive in size, "a small push is a push" and she worries about what sort of beast she's slowly becoming... but conveniently never once thinks to blame her hormones for such outbursts.
I just can't even believe this one, the testosterone causing unbridled rage thing is as real as men getting their periods after taking estrogen. What is happening is that this person is fitting into the mold she's created for herself, and is probably already mentally unwell, given her lifestyle.
 
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The relish on pizza thing has me leaning towards troll, but at least it's funny. Definitely Poe's Law in action.

But holy shit this better not be real, because my mind is conjuring up an extremely rank odor of some fat sweaty tard who lives on relish, mustard, pizza and relish burgers. And has to wipe his greasy ass so much it gets bloody. No wonder his roomie keeps the car windows down while hauling his entitled pear shaped ass around. I want to dox this guy just to save his roommate.

Edit: Who am I kidding, of course this is real. I personally have had a worse roommate than this.

Edit Edit: More than one actually, I started having actual flashbacks of all the shitty people I have had to live with. I have so many crazy stories I will never share with normal people because just telling the truth still sounds like I'm making shit up.

I really want to hear some of these stories. We aren’t normal people here so spill!
 
I just can't even believe this one, the testosterone causing unbridled rage thing is as real as men getting their periods after taking estrogen. What is happening is that this person is fitting into the mold she's created for herself, and is probably already mentally unwell, given her lifestyle.
Roid rage is pretty well documented in men who use T for juicing, why wouldn’t it have the same effect on pooners?
 
I know women can cause real harm if they want to because weapons exist, but I can't help but laughing at the thought of a 5'1 lil dood getting pinker and pinker as they unleash their very manly rage.
 
This is getting shared around by the tranny e-begging crowd: supposed tranny refugee in Turkey 'survived a murder attempt' and has a 'friend' who started a gofundme for her, but the updates are all from the alleged victim's perspective and all are doing that grifting 'suddenly need money Right Now' bullshit
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I just can't even believe this one, the testosterone causing unbridled rage thing is as real as men getting their periods after taking estrogen. What is happening is that this person is fitting into the mold she's created for herself, and is probably already mentally unwell, given her lifestyle.
it’s not a matter of faith, no belief is necessary.

 
This is getting shared around by the tranny e-begging crowd: supposed tranny refugee in Turkey 'survived a murder attempt' and has a 'friend' who started a gofundme for her, but the updates are all from the alleged victim's perspective and all are doing that grifting 'suddenly need money Right Now' bullshit
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to be fair at least he has a real reason for needing the money, most of these trannies either ask for rent money or money for transitioning or therapy or some other gay shit but this dude got stabbed and almost killed
 
Count the layers of delusion. :christine:

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I’ve noticed that a lot of cis, femme lesbians talk about how much they love trans girls and how attractive we are but I got WAY more attention from them when I first started my social transition. But now that I’ve been on estrogen for a few years and actually look like a girl I’m suddenly invisible to them. The same girls who were all over me back then are completely indifferent or downright MEAN to me now and I just really don’t get it. Kinda reaffirms my suspicion that a lot of cis lesbians see trans women who are early in their transition as “butch” or “masc” even if they don’t say it out loud. And now that I pass I just feel like all they see when they look at me is competition or something… Idk maybe I’m talking out of my ass, could just be a femme for femme shortage or something. Any of you ladies experience this?
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The more I transition, the more the early on "supportive" cisf lesbians disappear from my life. I like it this way. It showed me who my true friends were. The good news is that my trans men friends who saw me as a woman from day 1 are still true friends 3 years later when I have 38dd breasts.
I'll start the list: :lit:
1) Believing lies told from fear .
2) Believing lies told just to be nice.
3) Believing lies told to make you go away.
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Once again, a tranny ally doing a massive L.
Crazy shit. Worth watching.

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This man is a representative of Bongland's ruling Labour Party
They're not very popular at the moment.
Can you.guess why?
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Fumbling and mumbling about "women" with cocks, as if it's still 2018.
What a twat
 
The more I transition, the more the early on "supportive" cisf lesbians disappear from my life. I like it this way. It showed me who my true friends were. The good news is that my trans men friends who saw me as a woman from day 1 are still true friends 3 years later when I have 38dd breasts.

Translation: the deeper and creepier I got into my paraphilia, less handmaidens wanted to engage in my delusions and went peak trans.
 
I found a pooner maid of honor
Look at the reddit comments... she is literally, admittedly, a high school girl. She's autistic, and all of her reddit posts are about her food allergies, birds, and plants. They are advocating that she SKIPS HER SISTER'S WEDDING because of her autistic meltdown over wearing a dress. Without exaggerating, ALL YOUNG GIRLS do something like this. There's a special event, and you pout/throw a tantrum because you don't like what your mom wants you to wear. It is a borderline universal female experience. But because there's this cult of ugly reject girls on the internet backing her up, this girl will either miss her sister's wedding or make it all about her autistic meltdown.

3 years later when I have 38dd breasts
This is a hilarious thing to brag about. If this is a true measurement, this is a MASSIVELY WIDE barrel chest with small-to-medium moob sized "breasts".
 
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