📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Aunt Carol said:
If the GF were having trouble with the real live penis attached to her BF, that would be a sensitive problem for them to work on, but, like, you can just go buy a smaller dildo. What kind of jerk is pounding an alleged loved one with an oversized inanimate object?

....Unless there's a dildo shortage now, with the oil crisis?
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CheesyBoy said:
Reading that made me think she probably bought one off of Bad Dragon.
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I'm 99% certain the dildo cry is delusional cope for both parties. Of course they can use smaller sizes, other shapes, a variety of other toys, a million and one insertable options that can rattle and jingle and sing if so desired.

The dildo doesn't work because girlfriend wants a real dick delivered by a flesh and blood male. Using replacements just reminds them both that their sexual dysfunctions are a self made farce.
 
poggers said:
a couple of them might grab her hand one day in a shopping centre and lead her to her doom like James Bulger
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There aren't enough lol reacts for the picture this conjures up! 🤣🤣🤣
Please, somebody less retarded than me, change that still shot they have of those boys taking Jamie out of the shopping centre and replace Jamie with a pooner...
Joseph McCarthy said:
Is law becoming a pooner career? What is it about law that appeals to them?
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I know this is pretty late, but I think it's a certain type of woman who didn't really emotionally mature. They're attracted to the law not only because of the reasons already mentioned, but because they get to stand in court (with their brothers bar mitzvah suit on) and tell Mommy the Judge exactly why the y're right client is innocent, and  Mommy the Judge has to listen to their explanation without interrupting.
Also their stupid brother opposing counsel not only has to listen to their version of the truth without interrupting, they have to listen to Mommy when she says they're right abide by the Judges ruling. And they have a lot of confidence in their arguing skills.
 
TismFarmer said:
... because they get to stand in court (with their brothers bar mitzvah suit on) ...
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Now now. :lit:

Apparently "affirmation" has a new meaning. Or at least a very low bar. :christine: tee hee

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Just walked past a mother carrying her toddler, they only saw my backside. Kid asks "Is that a boy?" and her mom tells her "Y'know, I can't tell"

For reference, I was wearing a generic grey jeans + hoodie outfit and I don't exaggerate my gait so all they had to go on was my slightly long-ish hair and the fact that I walk fairly quickly with my feet together (instead of forcing a masculine wide walk like I did for years).

I'm not even on HRT yet. Am I already shifting towards a more feminine vibe just by accepting myself and growing out my hair lol?

That moment brought a big smile on my face for sure.
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Potatis Salad said:
I submit that it does not matter why there is a women's division.
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because women have the right to enjoy camaraderie and social interaction with other women, and not be forced to deal with some retarded looking man whose sole objective is to steal their prize money in the 1st place.
 
Carbiter said:
Darts is a fucking bar sport
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Darts is like fighting games: One of those things it's great to be good at, but it's actually fucking cringe to take that seriously.

You can be "the one" with your group of friends, challenge random strangers and win, do some crazy trick shots... but when you are taking it to a competitive level and sweating over it, trying to win at all costs, then it's no longer cool. Your friends no longer want to play with you. You have to keep practicing or lose the edge. You start spending on special gear and shit only to become a top competitor at... fucking darts...It's just not cool anymore. Just change darts with Super Smash Bros and it's the same thing really.
 
fml said:
Another day, another f1nnster drama.

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(saying this while being a prostitute btw)

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(Small background: Freddie was a femboy who f1nnster essentially groomed into taking hrt and he started an OF not long after.)
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F1nnster response:
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TLDR: A bunch of manic tranny prostitutes.

I am actually sort of glad f1nnster exists, because in a twisted way he portrays what transgenderism is. Grooming, degeneracy, expensive (and 9/10 times life ruining) procedures, expensive pharmaceuticals, substance abuse and so much more. He is a shining example of the transgender movement's degeneracy and they hate him for it because they see themselves in the mirror (i.e 2nd pic). Doesn't negate all the retarded and downright harmful things he has done, but it's a cautionary tale to people who are smart enough to connect the dots.

EDIT: I am actually late for this, here is the post in f1nn's thread. Apologies.
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the eternal cycle of grooming, get groomed only to groom someone else who in turn will eventually groom someone else.
 
AskMeAnything said:
My goodness. What a traumatic experience. She put him down as male and
he couldn't speak because of his autism, and he probably really needed the £5!
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Your post conjured an image in my head of a tranny crackhead sitting on the sidewalk with a "call me a faggot for £5" cardboard sign, literally traumatizing xerself to survive.
 
JudyTester said:
I found her Instagram (A), and it goes all the way back to 2015, when she was a fat woman with a wife and an adopted or surrogate baby.
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Overdue and homosexual but I can't not pipe up. It could be her baby, or the other woman's baby. Women, unlike fags, can give birth. (Some horrorcow dykes enjoy pushing the other woman to give birth, then dump her.)
 
Pooner needs advice about dating etiquette. :lit:

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Weird transmasc predicament. Surely cis guys dont have to consider when to bring their dicks or not lol.

For context, I only date FLINTA people, mostly (but not exclusively) women (cis and trans). I used to mostly seriously date cishet men (don't ask), so not a huge amoint of "lesbian" experience to go off of either except for some awkward young clumsy one off things. Not completely blank, but most of what I have to go off of are a few recent experiences which conveniently happened at *my* place. I dont pack - by prosthetic I mean a full on strap/dildo. I'm okay getting intimate without it but strongly prefer having sex in this way atm and I feel a bit (too) naked without at least having the option.

Now if you already know sex is going to happen and how you both like it, this is presumably a logical thing to do. But if that isn't so clear yet (but there's a good *possibility* this might be something you'd both enjoy in terms of date setting/context, flirting level, talk about making out or so, etc.), it still feels kinda gross to just bring it and then a) she might discover it when she had no such intentions, b) you have to whip it out at some point and be like yeee I totally pre-calculated this whole thing, c) idk just carrying it around in my backpack travelling around makes me feel like a kid with a gun or sth.

I don't really know what more to say. Probably a lot of it is super personal and contextual, but *some* guidelines/etiquette/anecdotes would be very helpful.
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Weird transmasc predicament. Surely cis guys dont have to consider when to bring their dicks or not lol.
For context, I only date FLINTA people ...
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Had look up FLINTA in the Urban Dictionary.
From Germany. It stands for "Frauen, Lesben, Intersexuelle, Nicht-binär, Transgender and Agender". In English it means : Women(/Female), Lesbian, Intersex, Non-binary, Transgender and Agender. It's super useful to mean non-men ...​

No answers yet, but I expect this to be good. :christine:
 
AskMeAnything said:
Just found this video. Not sure if it's Pattaya but it's typical of what's going on there these days. There's been a massive influx of Indians lately. Apparently they roam around in packs, trying to get a group discount with a street hooker, who's desperate enough to risk her life by going into a room with a group of sex crazed Indians. And by the looks of this clip, they probably mess around with ladyboys too.
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I am so conflicted about this. Tranny vs. Jeet? I hate both, so…who do I want to see win/lose?

Hopefully a truck came barreling down the street after the footage cut and killed both of them.


Magic Pickle said:
In this lesbian-with-extra-steps bed death story, a li'l dood and her lass have been together since their puppy love days, but now that they're all grown up, OP confesses to a deeply embedded fear: that secretly, her beloved has been disguising a desire for a dick she don't got. Unfortunately for OP, her gal all but confirms it, backpedaling quickly when she sees how bothered OP is by claiming she's just not sure of what she wants of anything so OP really shouldn't take it personally, really! For real!
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Aunt Carol said:
but, like, you can just go buy a smaller dildo. What kind of jerk is pounding an alleged loved one with an oversized inanimate object?
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She mentioned that our sex has been mechanical. I agree that it is. We need variety. She hasn’t been able to take the dildo that we have. It hurts her.
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This dumbass was probably buying a John C. Holmes (12”+) replica and trying to impotently jam it into her girlfriend as if she was forcing a tree trunk into a wood chipper too quickly. Meanwhile, the girlfriend is barely able to take more than a few fingers. You see, the pooner probably needs a comically massive “penis” so that she can feel sufficiently dood-like, dood! She desperately needs to have her “masculinity” affirmed! I’ll guess that the girlfriend was too afraid to disclose her discomfort because she was fearing that this idiot would spiral, and only let her displeasure be known because the pooner practically begged her to tell.

The comments are full of fellow pooners giving her the same advice as @Aunt Carol, with one recommending a Bad Dragon (lmao)- fantasy themed, but totes worth it, dood!! These women are so mockable istg.


Magic Pickle said:
In a shocking twist, for once, a bisexual man is not eager to slam the hole of a tranny and hates that the effeminate man he originally signed up for has trooned out. OP - the tranny in quesiton - is shocked and hurt, having thought this entire time that his boyfriend was a cheerleader instead of wishing privately that he'd gotten with a real cheerleader instead, as the boyfriend's specific desires are either pretty boy twinks or true and honest women. "I guess his love is not unconditional," OP writes, as if anybody's love actually is - a tragically common misconception.
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How do you even move on when someone you trusted destroys your image of them like this? I feel like I don’t even know who he is anymore.
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He actually says this about his boyfriend. :story:

I dunno bro, but it seems to me that the only one destroying their image in their partner’s eyes is YOU. Industrial Light & Magic should hire this faggoty cunt to head up their projection division, because this dude’s projection skills are unparalleled.
 
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