📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[deermeat]

Survival prostitution is when you exchange sex favors for a place to stay, rather than for cash. And it doesn't apply to them if they're just some wannabe camwhore.

Maybe if they stopped being fat fucks, they'd have more money. Food for thought.

 

[Evan Kor]

TiF takes shrooms, cures her trannyism
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Turns out you can radically change people psychologically by controlling the environment that someone is in when exposed to those mushrooms. Of course, once pro-trans doctors figure this out, they'll try to use this new research to force kids to become more trans.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Survival prostitution is when you exchange sex favors for a place to stay, rather than for cash. And it doesn't apply to them if they're just some wannabe camwhore.

No one ever calls troons out on the “turning to sex work to survive” thing. These aren’t vulnerable homeless people, they’re middle-class coomers on spedbux who could totally just ask their parents for money if it came down to it.

Nor are they sex workers in the actually dangerous sense. These aren’t trafficked women or drug addicts working for a pimp who’ll slice their face up, who might get beaten to death by a guilt-stricken John. These are gross men playing with their moobs or having disgusting fat tranny sex on camera. They chose to be degraded, because exhibitionism is part of the fetish, and they love the idea of being lusted after.

“I had to turn to sex work to surviiiiive!”
“Well fortunately there’s a help wanted sign at the local-“
“Yes, so sad that we trans women are forced to turn to sex work to survive!”
“I saw that at McDonald’s, they’re-“
“I simply have no choice but to wank on camera, if I’m to survive!”

 

[Sean Andalou]

Girlguides.

For us Yanks, that is (at least historically) like the Girl Scouts.
But here in the USA the Girl Scouts are totally pozzed with the gender crapola.

Speech and song alike are cringe as hell as you would expect.

They missed the obvious rhyme with 'castration'.

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Self-hypnosis.


Reddit -- Archive

For a week, whenever you go outside, assume every single person you see is trans. You'll start to notice just how much confirmation bias we all use when it comes to determining if someone "passes".

And then I encourage you to pass this technique along. Not just to fellow trans women/men, but everyone. I've been teaching my friends this and it's helped them grow a lot when it comes to understanding gender and cultural norms in this regard.

Top comment plus the follow up.

I did this recently when I was at a festival

I just started looking around at everyone, looking for the features I stare at on myself….. and I found them everyone on literally everybody

OP replies:

Literally! And a decent portion of "passing" is aesthetics, which are fabricated cultural norms, so anyone can partake in that.​

More replies to first comment:

If I wear jewelry no one questions me, if I wear jeans and a baggy jacket I am a man again, it's all made up ​

I pass when my hair is straight and I don't have a hat on. The single second I have one hair out of the millions on my head that's curled. I'm a macho man according to men. It's genuinely daunting​

Yep. I pass visually 100% but wear blue jeans and flannels. That’s basically the only time someone will ask what pronouns I go by.​

In short, he never passes, but in a dress people can tell what he's trying for.

... and lots more of the same. This seems to be a common troon coping mechanism.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

The fuck is a "survival sex worker" Two trannies in the woods, one sucks off the deer so the other can get a clear shot?

It's "we're too crazy and repulsive for retail, let alone an office job, so we'll peddle disgusting nudes/videos to the most indiscriminate of low-end perverts". And of course, this is somehow your fault, society.

Fixed it:
Young male metal fans outside the venue, Iron Maidens Seventh Son of a Seventh Son-tour, 9/11/1988
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I saw that show in New Orleans. Loudest show I've ever been to.

 

[Necrosan]

Self-hypnosis.

"Assume"

They sure get uppity when we do it.

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[Anasa Tristis]

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Ya gotta love the "climb a latter consistently" requirement. Is that for getting in and out of the well hole in the basement?

 

[California King]

Ya gotta love the "climb a latter consistently" requirement. Is that for getting in and out of the well hole in the basement?

i cannot offer you money

 

[graywolf88]

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The inclusion of a question mark after "tattoo?" isn't confidence inspiring, especially from someone who needs outside help to keep their living space clean. You're more likely to catch some sort of disease thought to have died off 100 years ago.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Is...is this a request for a depression clean?
If you take away the requirements like climbing a ladder, this is stuff that most people do in their homes, whether they're disabled or not.

Idek how this person is going to work for free in a garden if they can't clean or cook for themselves, however. Shit is not gruelling and is even good for you as even little old ladies get their hands dirty in the yard, but again... this person can't care for their cat's litterbox on their own, much less tend a flowerbox.
Eta- My garden is already pretty hands off in terms of weeding, so I doubt it'd feel like a favor for a favor exchange like they're proposing.

 

[Law]

Mistress Lilith would wordlessly raise a finger whenever she was asked a question about gender euphoria.

What is the sound of one dick flopping?

No one ever calls troons out on the “turning to sex work to survive” thing.

It's extra hypocritical when they turn around and snarl "sex work is work" at anti-prostitution feminists, who they also brand as "SWERFs". If prostitution is a job like any other, then why is "survival sex work" worse than "survival tax prep" or "survival Doordashing"? They know that prostitution is a uniquely horrible experience to endure, they just only care about it being horrible when they attempt to use that to get pity and attention for themselves. If they have a life-saving need to hire a dominatrix to affirm their inner sissy, they sing a very different tune.

 

[Sean Andalou]

they just only care about it being horrible when they attempt to use that to get pity and attention for themselves.

Is being horrible may be part of their fetish? After all troons are folks whose "identity" causes them to volunteer for things most folks would consider horrible, so what's one more horrible thing?

 

[Caesar]

It being horrible may be part of their fetish? After all troons are folks whose "identity" causes them to volunteer for things most folks would consider horrible, so what's one more horrible thing?

they are broken men who only see value in women as whores and uf they can be paid to whore its VaLiDaTiNg XxXxXoOoX

 

[Kosher Dill]

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So this dude is "Bubble Boyed" enough that he needs his shower to be purged with acid and completely flushed with inert gases before use, but he also keeps around filthy litterboxes? As they say: LOL.

And if he offers "clean outs" as barter compensation, why can't he clean his own damn house?

 

[graywolf88]

And if he offers "clean outs" as barter compensation, why can't he clean his own damn house?

I think they mean in terms of emails or data, so for example if your inbox is full of 6,000 unread emails, they'll go through that for you. I'm not entirely sure though.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I think they mean in terms of emails or data, so for example if your inbox is full of 6,000 unread emails, they'll go through that for you. I'm not entirely sure though.

My first thought was some sort of "spiritual" bullshit. but you may be right.

 

[Accidental Protege]

i cannot offer you money

i c a n n o t o f f e r y o u m o n e y

 

[biggacracka]

i c a n n o t o f f e r y o u m o n e y

N o, s t a l k e r c h i l d , I c a n n o t o f f e r y o u m o n e y

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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Yeah isn't it fascinating how when males are extraneously pumped full of estrogen and have their testosterone-producing organs surgically removed, their estrogen levels go up. Truly a marvel of biology that defies all scientific explanation. That just proves that transwomen are real women after all.

The trannies are really reaching with this one.