📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Troon does hugely performative attention seeking thing by faking his death, is felted by fellow troon who calls in a wellness check.
Fucking hilarious.

 

[Random fucking rat]

Kind of wish that other gigatranny didnt verify he was alive, so we could sleep peacefully with the presumption that Anthony Ontroon actually ack’d. Oh well.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Sure, it is better than causing an accident, but the real best solution for these people to off themselves is the classic Sayori method; necking themselves in their room. Not even a bullet to the head, because then that ammo is wasted on taking out some useless faggot when it could have been used to get rid of someone with more ability.

Ropes are also reusable, so that's saving the environment too. Really, trannies need to learn to be environmentally conscious when they off themselves. They should atone for the fact that they were using gaming PCs all day that sucked up thousands of watts of power per day just to goon, Ropes cost less than a large pizza, so there's no excuse: be a good boy and save the planet.

fat

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

If an Indian troons out what gets him first a bridge or a train?

Another indian that rapes him.

 

[soulgains]

Not my fault not my problem. Hope he knows a passport man

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Honestly , I think that’s what pisses me off the most about these copycat suicides/fake suicides. They just post the same photo and some variation on “She was right, it is indeed a pretty view.” Like, come on man, this is supposed to be your last message to the world, and you couldn’t even be arsed to come up with something new? You really do have nothing to offer the world.

I think troon’s are some of apex examples of trite mimetic behavior, it’s usually why they troon out and why they mimic retarded anime characters.

All humans engage in and have mimetic desire, but troons seem consumed by it. They also mimic the worst humans and fictional characters.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

If I could, I would embed that Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy “ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho” laughing song from old SpongeBob.

 

[Kent Allard]

All humans engage in and have mimetic desire, but troons seem consumed by it. They also mimic the worst humans and fictional characters.

One of the local high school teachers around here was in community theater and when he decided to become a Unitarian minister (which broke up his marriage) Mom said it was because having a congregation was the nearest he could get to having a audience to work with.

 

[Law]

If the MO is now for trans folks to wistfully admire and romanticize the view at the bridge and make it seem so cool and poetic that trans people kill themselves there, then one would think that aggressively co-opting the message and further romanticizing it as loudly as possible would be a way to encourage this kind of behavior.

It's funny, cause "do what I want or I'll kill myself and it'll be all your fault!" is a favorite weapon of abusive boyfriends everywhere. Every single bit of transwoman behavior just screams "asshole dude".
Speaking of asshole dudes, Reduxx has reported that the father of Maelle Jacques, a young man who lies and cheats at women's track and fields events, has been arrested on child pornography charges, after already being sentenced for some other child pornography charges.

https://archive.ph/i6iTx

The father of a prominent transgender track athlete is facing new child pornography charges after authorities say he was found with images of girls as young as 8 while awaiting incarceration on an earlier child pornography conviction. Marc Jacques, the father of Maëlle Jacques, had used his son’s transgender identity and his own advocacy for transgender rights as mitigating factors in his first trial.

Jacques, a former employee of Dartmouth College, first came to the attention of authorities in February of 2022, when federal child exploitation authorities began investigating a number of reports made through CyberTip – the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children’s centralized reporting system for the online exploitation of children.

This dude has full custody of both his sons and is attempting to use the fact that one of his sons pretends to be a girl to cheat at sports to stay out of prison.

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

faking your own death to escape accountability after you groomed a 14 year old child is sad

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Looking at his "progress photos" I'm not surprised. This retard has zero follow-through on anything.

 

[DumbDude43]

faking your own death to escape accountability after you groomed a 14 year old child is sad

actually it might be a good decision
fake your own death, retire your online persona, wait for people to forget about you, then start over again from scratch. if he does that, and also drops the tranny act in the process, it might be the smartest move to make for the position he was in

 

[Sean Andalou]

Not getting any love in the 'hood? Try Reddit!



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Shout-out to my fellow Black enbies!!! Y'all slaying the game

Aww you look stunning! Ethereal makes me think faerie, pastels, sheer fabric. And colorful eye shadow! Maybe matching lips

... and so on.

 

[dick tha master]

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[Julie Newmar]

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Considering the retard reused the long way down bridge photo, shouldn’t be too hard to find out. Not like he covers his tracks for shit.

 

[lolwatagain]

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This nigga cannot be for real

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Zip zoom is full of shit, because that is clearly the same person in the Youtube photos.

Also, while I am sad that he didn't waddle off the edge of the bridge, I'm sure there's more to this. Call it a "gut feeling," but I bet that everything was for the benefit of the mid 30s troon that leads their polycule, and the was grooming those kids to bring them into the polycule. I bet the old troon has an egg cracking fetish based on what happened to this pedo retard.

 

[Ayana Otonashi]

Take this with a grain of salt, but another tranny found their information and called for a wellness check and according to an officer he's still alive. (archive)

I had SOME sympathy over some other troon that almost did it, but I’m just laughing at this groomer tranny suicide baiting so they can dodge accountability.

 

[Arbiter]

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Bird autism: turkeys and chickens can fly. Wild turkeys can fly up to 55mph which is very impressive considering they can weight around 24lbs, making them some of the heaviest flighted birds. Our dear kiwi is truly flightless.

 

[Stan]

Plus they get terribly offended if you call them "eunuchs".

I get extremely angry and irritated when people bring their modern sensibilities to Bible study. There was no framework in 1st century Middle East in which men were able to be like women. Castrated men are a different thing; they weren’t gender NC or considered trans in any way.

 

[Julie Newmar]

I get extremely angry and irritated when people bring their modern sensibilities to Bible study. There was no framework in 1st century Middle East in which men were able to be like women. Castrated men are a different thing; they weren’t gender NC or considered trans in any way.

Maybe counter it with the points that the Bible also never mentioned micro aggressions, misgendering, or cyber bullying, but had plenty to say about deceit.