📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Item #: SCP-148841 "Long Way Down"

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-148841 does not require any special containment procedures under normal circumstances. The area around SCP-148841 must be cordoned off while testing is being conducted.

Description: SCP-148841 physically resembles an ordinary bridge located in [REDACTED], Portland. Anomalous behavior only occurs when a transgender individual comes within a 50-miles radius from SCP-148841; T-Class personnel report feelings of "ominous doom" when inside the effect zone, along "severe suicidal thoughts". T-Class personnel exposed to SCP-148841 for long periods of time report seeing a "chuddy individual" (hereby referred as "SCP-148841-1") who constantly and relentlessly torments them by "reminding that they will never be a woman", holding mirrors up to their faces, and citing statistics. Within 1-4 hours of exposure to SCP-148841-1, affected individuals will [REDACTED].

SCP-148841 has no effect over normal individuals.

Addendum:

"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T LET THE HECKING VALID TRANS WOMXN KILL THEMSELVES AND PLACE SOYJACKS ON THE BRIDGE ACK-" - Dr. Reddit Bright, moments before [REDACTED]

"Kek." - Dr. Chudley
 
Idk why but with the way all the messages were wrote, and so descriptively; makes me think this is all bullshit and he's "killing off" his tranny persona instead ( only to hopefully live quietly as his original male lizardskin).
 
Punished Neco said:
@Null
This is actually the 3rd one the bridge has claimed, there was one in September as well
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Confirmation from someone who knew this Tako individual
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This'll be the Tako mentioned in the featured suicide note.
Actual death cult.
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Bridges to Trannies are like how Jeets will stand right next to a train and get run over.

It’s the Juggernaut theory. They are drawn to death, hoping to make an impact.
 
Magic Pickle said:
Because of this pooner's intense neuroses around being seen for the woman that she is (going as far as to say "I will never have sex before I am transitioned with top and bottom surgery"), she fears she may be running behind schedule to get her happily ever after on time. But even if she never finds her prince, she's perfectly content to raise a child by herself - even though she believes it'll teach her future sprog that "my existence is basically telling them that the only way for a gay man to ever have the chance for a family is to be solitary."
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I have to be reading this wrong. Either this girl is 12 years old and worrying about some bullshit most women don’t sweat until they’re 29, or she believes that 40+-year-olds can’t be dads (poondaddys?). Either way, surrogacy and IVF are both Horribly Fraught, so, good luck lil’ pooner!
 
Secret Boots said:
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rest in piss pedotranny lol
 
The Taco Santo! said:
On the bright side, high buildings can still be found in abundance in every metro area in North America.
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Nah, whoever mentioned the affordability of a heroin overdose had the right idea. At least that way they go out after supporting a local small businessman, and don't leave a scary splatter on the sidewalk that children use to walk to school.
 
McSneaks said:
So the actual true and honest underlying message of his sadtweet is resentfully trying to murder his ex because he blames said ex for forcing him to kill himself. What a sick freak
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Late but whatever: His ex that he's whinging about is a mid thirties tranny. He was 19.
Yeah, the ex can use the Bridge Over the River Bye too.
 
Athena Save Us! said:
There's a bridge that seems to compel dogs to spaz and jump from it;
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Isn't that bridge covered in mink/marten piss/pheromones? That shit's like dog LSD
Weltraumfürst said:
Do we have a death certificate or police report or anything yet? Because if we don't I wanna bet hard money that this motherfucker is still kicking .
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If he's still alive then the pedo part is 100% true. Faking death to evade a ban and return to groom again, tale as old as time (I assume).
 
AndSothisIsChristmas said:
Like I said, I think troons might have some kind of equivalent to izzat. Any attack on a particular member of the community’s sins- for example, pedophilia- is an attack on the collective honor of all troons.
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IT MAKE SO MUCH SENSE NOW. every fucking time a tranny is outed as a pedo and some say 'we don't need this' every time a tranny says x and the other trannies say "NO SAAR YOU ARE WRONG SAAR YOU MUST NOT REDEM SAAR"
.trannies are doing the izzat game


.,,. Motherfucker
 
Frag Tag Mini 3 said:
Hold the fuck up.

First off, forgot to list that he is claimed to be the founder and first pope of the Catholic church. Which some would claim doesnt count, but if he's being called saint, means we're talking the catholic version.

Second off, we don't really know who wrote Revelations. Which is important since as is evidence by the book of Galations the church was dealing with an infection of Gnostics. And revelations wreaks of gnostic horse crap. So badly we even had St. Dionsyius refuting it as non cannon. So lets not put that turd on John.
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I don't want to drag this thread way off course but this is just super wrong. Peter was the first pope, that's why his name is Peter (Petra). "Upon this rock I will build my church".
While it's true we can't prove who wrote Revelation, the text itself explicitly claims that it was written by John during his exile on the isle of Patmos.
Revelation is a prophetic book, not a gnostic one, unless you can come up with some esoteric meaning about self-actualization in verses about Jesus trampling his enemies until the blood is so deep it comes up to the bridle of a horse.
Also your spelling is atrocious.
 
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