📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Syikeblade]

Seems like the TIF's are slowly starting to figure out that most people don't really see them as men.

Even found this silly comment:


The irony of believing that women oppress them and not the women identifying men.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/tggs5xGcDl

 

[Aunt Carol]

Academic papers need to go back to having standards. Very strict standards.

I dunno; I think it's good that this is now a matter of public record, with sources and everything. Having it written by a troon either means it's unimpeachable OR he's setting himself up for a public excommunication if the paper makes enough people realize what MtFs are up to. All it takes is some clickbait news company to have a slow day before they're explaining puppygirls to Grandma.

Historians in a hundred years will appreciate having a contemporary explanation; archiving Tumblr is a pain now.

Some troon wrote a ridiculous 24 page "peer-reviewed" academic article about "Puppygirls" back in May and it received some attention on Twatter. The paper basically argues for trans-speciesm.

Given the above, consider crossposting this to the "Scientific" Studies on Trans thread?

 

[Xev]

This shit is why I will never believe a tranny is oppressed. They can literally go back to being a normal male and enjoy the social benefits of being a man any time they want, and in fact they do this without hesitation when it comes to asserting themselves over women. Its a real "have your cake and eat it too" situation.

I'm not really sure about them being able to revert back to being men and enjoying the social benefits. Would their family just pretend like the trooning never happened, their friends? Would women want anything to do with a dude who became a women then became a dude again? However, any oppression they ever face is 100% self imposed so I have zero sympathy.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

literally the worst queer tv trope is when there’s an all girl group + one trans character CAFAB. like hmmmm do we not think there is another type of trans person who would fit in a girl group better? who is actually a girl? who is historically excluded from womanhood? you know, who might be a better thematic fit than somebody who explicitly doesn’t identify as a girl? it’s a mystery.

people on this website complain a lot about the “non-binary person being seen as Woman Lite” phenomena but somehow seem unable to see the flip side to that: trans women are not considered women at all. It’s crazy the lengths people will go to consider trans people CAFAB “women” and transfems disgusting freaks that shouldn’t be in the public eye at all.

actually i’m not done. for decades people have pointed out when there are no female characters in a story to the point where it’s now probably more common to have multiple cis female characters in the main cast than not — it’s not perfect but we’re getting there, there’s still a long way to go, but we’re also getting more tv with majority female casts than ever before. but guess who’s still being excluded? trans women. literally almost always.

This is a common complaint women have about TIMs. They identify as women but not with women. If trannies and women are supposed to be the same, why don't you feel represented by women?

being a trans guy directly post wwi and wwii was so easy. you could just be like yeah i got my dick blown off in the war and everyone would be like hey that happened to my buddy jim and not even question it. truly next level valor stealing to pass

If the Krauts made a bomb that fucked your shit so hard, it turned you from a regular man to a mentally ill, mutilated woman, Germany would have been bombed into oblivion. Also female human =/= eunuch. Let that be a lesson to both TIFs and TIMs.

A shag and a haircut?

Two bits!

 

[Crunchy Bone Sandwich]

I'm not really sure about them being able to revert back to being men and enjoying the social benefits.

What I mean by "social benefits" is just them being able to have the societal/social position over women, which... they have anyways but they larp that they dont. Like how that tranny, with no hesitation, was willing to drop his womanface to intimidate that evil "terf" with his male voice. Notice how even in TRA circles that the troons have absolute say over *everything* and the ftms have to be their obedient yes-men (yes-women?) or they get called "transmisogynists" and harassed relentlessly.

Would their family just pretend like the trooning never happened, their friends?

Literally yes, everytime Ive heard of somebody detransing/desisting their family and friends are happy to pretend that shit never happened and go back to normal lol. Its an active effort to keep up their delusions and its relieving to not have to walk on eggshells anymore. Even the outwardly supportive TRA types feel this way deep down.

 

[Waffle Iron]

This shit is why I will never believe a tranny is oppressed. They can literally go back to being a normal male and enjoy the social benefits of being a man any time they want, and in fact they do this without hesitation when it comes to asserting themselves over women. Its a real "have your cake and eat it too" situation.

Oh man, there was a video posted in this thread that was just like this. Some troon in a dress was shouting at a politician. Then when he threatened her, he dropped his voice back to normal male level. (he also picks up a flower pot to throw at her, then realizes there's security and he'll just get bodied the moment he tries to toss it).

 

[MongInTheMirror]

Oh man, there was a video posted in this thread that was just like this. Some troon in a dress was shouting at a politician. Then when he threatened her, he dropped his voice back to normal male level. (he also picks up a flower pot to throw at her, then realizes there's security and he'll just get bodied the moment he tries to toss it).

I have no idea of the identity of the troon, but the politician you're thinking of is Nancy Mace - I recall seeing the video posted somewhere on here too.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

This shit is why I will never believe a tranny is oppressed. They can literally go back to being a normal male and enjoy the social benefits of being a man any time they want, and in fact they do this without hesitation when it comes to asserting themselves over women. Its a real "have your cake and eat it too" situation.

What's really funny is when you realize that they aren't actually being treated like women, they are being treated as mentally unstable men. If they were treated like women they'd be told 'are you sure it's not in your head?' rather than blind affirmation of a delusion.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

What's really funny is when you realize that they aren't actually being treated like women, they are being treated as mentally unstable men. If they were treated like women they'd be told 'are you sure it's not in your head?' rather than blind affirmation of a delusion.

I dunno if I ever really "peaked" as I honestly have never wavered in considering troonism retarded, but I do recall it being a major epiphany for me that even the most ardent handmaidens didn't believe transwomen were women either - because they afford them way too much deference. Same with the most hardcore male trans "allies" but expressed a bit differently, because half of them are chasers defensive of their fetish. Either way, though, people always respond to troons as they would for their natal sex whether in a positive or a negative way. Made me realize in an instant that basically fucking no-one actually believes it. They're all just literally fucking pretending because they're too afraid to dissent from the crowd, or in the case of women in bathrooms of a 6ft fridgehon chimping out on them.

 

[Positron]

Then when he threatened her, he dropped his voice back to normal male level. (he also picks up a flower pot to throw at her, then realizes there's security and he'll just get bodied the moment he tries to toss it).

I have no idea of the identity of the troon, but the politician you're thinking of is Nancy Mace - I recall seeing the video posted somewhere on here too.

 

[Pig Cups]

Job seeker seeks advice.

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Question for folks here of whatever persuasion:
Ever put anything about your sexuality on your job application?

Abso-fucking-lutely never. Anyone who does- whether they’re straighter than a straightedge, or gayer than a $3 bill- deserves rejection after rejection until they take the hint and knock that retarded shit off.

On a related note: I’m not in a position where I’m looking at résumés/conducting interviews/hiring people, but if I was, any résumé/CV with pronouns on it would go into the shredder at lightning speed with no exceptions. I wouldn’t read a single word further. It’s not illegal discrimination, either- think of it as the same kind of rejection that’d occur if someone handed you a shoddy résumé riddled with formatting and spelling errors.

I don’t care how qualified and skilled you are. By advertising that shit at the very top of such an important document, you are conveying (in so few words) that you are high-maintenance, a complete bitch to work with, dangerously obsessed with abject fantasy-world nonsense, hell-bent on forcing others to bow to said nonsense, and would clog HR’s inbox with stupid bullshit. NO FUCKING THANKS. Pronountarded individuals need not to ever be in your presence/business, given how contemptible they all are. Need an Exhibit A? How about this entire thread, in addition to the Sideshows thread?

I will say that it’s so considerate of them to out themselves in the very beginning, since it saves you the trouble of a headache later.

Shutdown breakdown: a MTF is despondent that nobody in his life seems to share his anxiety around the state of the U.S. government

If the thought of a bunch of fuckheaded minions:
>Who work for the wasteful, demented slaughterhouse that is the US government…
>Who spend their useless, decades-long careers trying to suck as much undeserved cash from the public tit as possible (that they think is endless)…
>Who are overpaid as is to do non-work that they gleefully KNOW serves no purpose, and that they gleefully KNOW they don’t deserve the level of compensation for…

If the thought of *those* individuals (who you are completely detached from, btw) briefly going without a paycheck is enough to cause you to spiral, feel hopeless, and self-isolate from friends and family, then please, and I mean this with every fiber of my being: FUCKING. KILL. YOURSELF. IMMEDIATELY.


Anyway, a thread tax:


Awwwww, the poor dear!

 

[Griffpants]

Ah, yes, Rick and Morty merch, the signifier of True and Honest Women the world over.

 

[healing rain]

Troon wants to turn into his cartoon crush.
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This is especially heinous because pretty much all of ICS’s animations center around themes of trauma, particularly sexual abuse, portrayed so gruesomely that many people speculate the artist is chronicling their own experiences. Troons will unironically watch an animation of a cartoon girl getting raped and the only thing on their porn-fried peanut brains is “OMG gender envy XDDDD!!!”

 

[Dolly Brooks]

If you actually passed, no one would notice or care. Just use the men’s room, Richard.

No, fighting for putting male murderers/rapists in women’s prisons, grooming kids, etc. was too much, you probably could have “pissed in peace” for eternity if you hadn’t been the most obnoxious pieces of shit imaginable. Alas…

What’s next? “The sky is blue” being protected speech? OMG PINK TRIANGLE.

“I never got the contract because I chose to be a dramatic retard.” Wow so sad, can’t believe this might hurt your employment opportunities in the future!

You can always tell they’re bitter, incel-y dudes by the way they concern troll about women losing access to abortion, birth control, no-fault divorce, etc. Not out of deeply held religious beliefs or genuine concern about potential children they can’t molest or the sanctity of marriage. No, they’re upset that the force-teaming isn’t working anymore and those uppity bitches aren’t playing along, and they want them punished.

 

[mentally retarded user]

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

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Truly the Circle of Life.

 

[Fapcop]

STUNNED POONER REALIZES SHES THE WIFE, NOT THE HUBBIE!


lol… lmao even!

You can tard around and play retarded games and pretend you’re a man all day long. But… Funny how her “wife’s” true and honest femininity stopped at wearing a skirt.

BABYTRAP WITH A TRANNY TWIST

Been dating for five months. Trying to trap the partner with a baby. Is there anything more classically masculine than this, fellow men?


“I GET DEADNAMED OCCASIONALLY AT MY COMFY JOB… SHOULD I EXPLODE MY LIFE AND STUDY A USELESS MASTERS DEGREE IN ART?!”

Bitch basic pooner/tranny vibes from this one.

Notice the delusional mindset: “If only I hadn’t started out as DEADNAME, surely everything would be different!”

Shout out to the very perceptive and sharp therapist: “My therapist think maybe they figured out I’m trans”. WHAT?! No way!! That kind of sharp insight is surely well worth $100 per hour!


“MY COOKING IS GARBAGE, FEELING REAL MASCULINE RN!”


Ah yes, the magic of gender essentialism somehow transforms your cooking, depending on what you identify as. No matter past skills or experience.

Another fascinating insight from the “Trust science!” Folks.

 

[22 Rimfire]

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If you actually passed, no one would notice or care. Just use the men’s room, Richard.

An extra layer of funny, the disabled toilets key in the UK is a ubiquitous ghost-key kinda affair. You just lodge an application for one of the keys and the organization that manages them just sends one out to you, without checking anything in terms of eligibility. When it arrives in the mail, and you immediately gain full access to disabled toilet across the lands. It's not like the blue badge that lets you park anywhere and which they strip from you instantaneously if there's a sniff of being able-bodied. Literally anyone can get a disabled bog key with a trivial amount of effort, and so you shouldn't ever need to ask someone to provide one.
How do people like this that are terminally online not know?

 

[Muskcarpone]

Ah yes, the magic of gender essentialism somehow transforms your cooking, depending on what you identify as. No matter past skills or experience

Apparently the pooners believe that all world famous cooks are women.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

The Rosa Parks of pissing in the ladies'. OK, you overdramatic faggot. No shit no one wants to hire someone that comes with a motel's worth of luggage. I cannot imagine what value your 'company' could possibly bring to the table.