📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Paper Machete]

POC pooner stuff is just what happens when someone with an out group preference when it comes to dating/sex realizes most people actually have an in group preference. For some reason this is especially highlighted in faggy and tranny shit. It's funny how they never sit down and talk about just dating each other lmao. I entirely do not care about these issues as they're fabricated and hypocritical.

The rest is typical tranny shit and not at all tied to racial politics at all but they try to do so because it's an ideological hammer in search of a nail to anything vaguely proggie.

 

[Stan]

I hate how these troons can never see things from their wives point of view. Dude you wasted ten years of this woman's life, probably hiding a massive porn addiction from her, and now you drop this relationship ending bombshell on her when she's already on the cusp of hitting geriatric pregnancy age and has no prospects in sight because she's still stuck with your mentally ill ass. But anyway, yass gurl at least you picked a name. These troons are selfish and insane.

“I collapsed on the floor and ugly cried for 30 mins”
“I’m so happy I have no regrets”
"My wife told me to move out by Sunday"
"This was the best decision I ever made"
???

Re: our heckin valid dood of color:
The reason white pooners are glazing her up that she passes as male is because to white people, black women look masculine.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Another horrible case of almost getting it and asking for advice in the wrong place..


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First a disclaimer: I’m still questioning whether I’m 100% MtF, or maybe genderfluid, or a masking autistic person who wants to be unconstrained from society, or some combination of all of those.

I’ve always been heavily into making cool stuff and sharing it online. Hell, it’s becoming an obsession. If something I make doesn’t blow up in popularity, I’m going to work twice as hard for the next thing. To be a bit blunt, having literally millions of people know my gender-nonspecific username while I can stay anonymous and detached from that persona IRL is more than I could ever wish for.

Honestly, expressing creativity like that is the only thing that makes me truly happy aside from my family and partner who are extremely supportive. I want to enjoy the real world more, but it’s difficult. I never cared about going with friends. It’s hard to connect with male friends especially in-person when interests are so different. I would never be able to hang out with female friends normally. Shopping suuuuucks, I don’t ever know what clothes I want so I just always stay as gender neutral as possible to make the best of both worlds.

So, I prefer the world where I can create what I want and be who I want. The internet sometimes makes me not even feel like transitioning is necessary, but that’s stupid, in this society people inevitably need to build their careers and open up to the world.

 

[CoolFool]

Considering that the penis and the clitoris are the same organ that has two different development paths, where did this idea of "special" female orgasms come from? inb4 porn

Part of it I believe is due to the fact that women don't really have a refractory period when it comes orgasms. They might have a harder time getting there compared to men, but if they do make it there, they can pretty much have another one right after another. Unlike men, who do need to rest and recover before they can have another one.

That said, I do think porn is the answer for a lot of it. You have to remember that boys from a young age are seeing a very exaggerated idea of what a female orgasm looks and feels like, and they continue to have this idea reinforced every single time they watch porn. Now consider that men, from the time they're like 8-10 years old, are constantly seeing this and having zero frame of reference to question if this is fake, and then add in the fact that other porn sick men are not challenging this belief but are instead reinforcing it by talking about how hot it is and how that's how their girlfriends and wives also act, etc. Logically, men will come to the conclusion (Whether consciously or not) that the female orgasm is amazing and 10X better than the male orgasm. Which will eventually lead to some of these men trooning out as they are desperate to experience the ultimate coom.

A bit of a tangent but women don't help matters by going along with this mindset. I know way too many women that exaggerate how it feels in order to make their boyfriends/husbands feel better about themselves. But to be fair, I don't really blame them for doing this either. Because so many guys watch porn, they think if a woman isn't screaming in ecstasy at every little touch, then she must not be having a good time and the guy sucks. Unfortunately, we're just further perpetuating this very incorrect feedback loop that most men believe.

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

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I've rarely seen women wearing dresses in a professional environment. Maybe skirts in a business suit if they're execs. But troons can't figure that out.

So... maybe don't wear a dress to work? What is this 'gal' even complaining about?

I've seen nice suit dresses but they all look too precisely tailored to fit a male frame. I'm dying to know what this one deems an appropriate frock for work.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

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Interesting thread I stumbled onto. Redditor becomes a heckin’ valid woman after going off antipsychotic meds. New doctor increases his dose of lithium and suddenly he’s no longer so heckin’ valid. Copium and confusion ensue. Reddit blames doctor for prescribing meds to a clearly severely mentally person and tells him to find a different doctor.

https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/comments/1mv87hg/an_increase_in_lithium_took_away_how_i_view/

While most of the tranny related studies that lost funding to were likely going to be junk regardless, this is something that would’ve been worth looking into imo, at least as a case study. Reminds me of those case studies of men (including HSTS) that get the chop later in life and then unintentionally reveal that their troonery was severe mental illness or a fetish after dementia develops and they wonder where their dicks are and the whatnot.

Real telling (yet unsurprising) that this is how they react to someone allegedly treating themselves of "dysphoria" from something actually helpful versus continuing their downward spiral with coom chasing, dick chops, titty skittles, and striped stockings.

I think it is some a path with a finish line. And when they cross the finish line, they realize they fucked up. They got the estrogen, the fake tits, the cock chop, the body shaving, the female clothes, the FFS, and they were told they would be done. Now they're at the end of the race and realize they still look like an ogre in a dress. They will never be a woman, transitioning didn't fix their deepseated mental issues, and they can't even masturbate anymore. Before they could always push suicide ahead "just one more surgery and I'll be happy". Now they got it all, and still are mentally ill.

For many of these people, too, it was all they thought about or strove for for years, even decades (if you believe them). Then it’s “finished,” and it’s “now what” because it turns out medical transition wasn’t anything like they were promised. There’s no more flesh to destroy, money to burn, family or friends to talk to, or ways to stop what nerve pain or complications they developed. In the pursuit of happiness, pleasure, and identity, they lost everything.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

I know way too many women that exaggerate how it feels in order to make their boyfriends/husbands feel better about themselves. But to be fair, I don't really blame them for doing this either. Because so many guys watch porn, they think if a woman isn't screaming in ecstasy at every little touch, then she must not be having a good time and the guy sucks.

Citing wikipedia:
"Copulatory vocalizations may also be a type of mate retention behaviour. One study found that women who perceived a high risk of infidelity in their relationship were more likely to utilize copulatory vocalizations in order to fake an orgasm, along with other mate-retention behaviours."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_copulatory_vocalizations

How much of our sexual communication is cultural and how much is hardwired and genetic is an interesting question. Women are supposed to be the superior subtle communicators of feelings in our species, but when it comes to communicating real sexual feelings many seem to thing or reflex have to be dramatic.
(I'll take my puzzle pieces now.)

 

[Waffle Iron]

I think the "super female orgasm" is just part of the fetish. They first want to have super awesome orgasms as part of their "transformation", and only then look around for reasons why a woman would have better orgasms. Online you can find all sorts of insane advice. You have supplements, sex toys, self-hypnosis, or even auto-erotic asphyxiation. Trannies are working to their own version of the super orgasm, now with extra trans-powered research(TM).
Some crazies end up with a belt around their neck. Other crazies end up with an axewound that's supposed to shoot pleasure straight up the spinal column.

???

The alternative is realizing you blew up your life during a mental breakdown and you now have to spend the next few years of your life piecing yourself back together while at best having a cordial relationship with your ex-wife. Maybe a few of those mythical full body orgasms will make up for it.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

I think the "super female orgasm" is just part of the fetish. They first want to have super awesome orgasms as part of their "transformation", and only then look around for reasons why a woman would have better orgasms. Online you can find all sorts of insane advice. You have supplements, sex toys, self-hypnosis, or even auto-erotic asphyxiation. Trannies are working to their own version of the super orgasm, now with extra trans-powered research(TM).
Some crazies end up with a belt around their neck. Other crazies end up with an axewound that's supposed to shoot pleasure straight up the spinal column.


The alternative is realizing you blew up your life during a mental breakdown and you now have to spend the next few years of your life piecing yourself back together while at best having a cordial relationship with your ex-wife. Maybe a few of those mythical full body orgasms will make up for it.

Women are pure and beautifull, their orgasms are deep, spiritual and loving, unlike the manic, repetetive, abused orgasms of the former incel self, that just don't feel like anything anymore.

 

[Angry New Ager]

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I've rarely seen women wearing dresses in a professional environment. Maybe skirts in a business suit if they're execs. But troons can't figure that out.

I can guarantee that at least some of the women he works with wear dresses or skirts at least some of the time.

This is just a troon validating why he's more feminine and better at womaning than actual women.

 

[healing rain]

Fuck, you would think someone being less than five feet would weed out the stealth troonery. That poor guy is chopped at his height though… makes sense why he would switch sides.

Late but what kind of horrific inbreeding could produce a 4’11 (white) male? I’m guessing this is the work of puberty blockers, which would explain why he’s so retarded. He’s literally mentally stunted with no sex drive so it’s impossible for him to understand why a man wouldn’t be happy to find a surprise penis.

 

[Squid Bitch]

Once a tranny's pulled the ruse of a loving, conventional marriage out from under his wife, he discovers that the missus has been pretending to tolerate a lot more of this bullshit than he ever even realized. For anyone who loves troons getting their shit rocked by based wives, this is a must-read.
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Now that a couple of days have passed for him to collect some redditor's thoughts on his situation, let's check back in on this troon to see if he's learned anything.

While most of the comments were ass-pats and "you go girl!"s, some surprisingly did actually call him out on his selfishness. Much to his credit though, he did reconsider his actions and gained some sympathy for his poor wife's position.

lol jk, he just doubled down ( a ) and blamed her for being an unsupportive bitch:

I don't think that [talking to friends/family about husband being trans] was her only option and also minimizes her own responsibilities in the situation that was created as she could have sought out therapy, joined my therapy sessions as I offered, gone to couples therapy as I offered, spoke on the overall situations occurring to our family without divulging my trans status, spoken to anyone outside of our immediate connections that would risk getting to my workplace, continued to interact with me instead of immediately ending our marriage day one and refusing to participate. I think its fairly unreasonable to think that me asking for a few weeks of silence while I learn what is going on and come to better conclusions for my own safety so I don't immediately get fired at my job while I attempt to start therapy and find out more concrete information constitutes me removing the only option available to her. I think I was owed at least a small amount of grace and leeway here and if the situation was different, like if it was any other large life effect that effects us both, me simply asking for a few weeks is not the problem.
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I do appreciate the candor and the opinions. Opinions like these [i.e., comments calling him out] allowed me to more solidify my views of the overall situation. Marriages are not 50/50 of effort all the time from both partners, sometimes one partner needs help or is struggling and can't put forward as much and the other partner can choose to put in more effort to make up for it until things balance out, or they can choose to also stop putting in effort and allowing for things to end. I confided in my wife and asked her for grace and understanding and help and received none of that and was immediately subjected to treatment that would never have occurred otherwise during our marriage and I don't think its fair to excuse that treatment.

*bolding/emphasis mine

Spoiler: Image of full comment

 

[Izdaja Slika]

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I've rarely seen women wearing dresses in a professional environment. Maybe skirts in a business suit if they're execs. But troons can't figure that out.

I can guarantee that at least some of the women he works with wear dresses or skirts at least some of the time.

This is just a troon validating why he's more feminine and better at womaning than actual women.

I don't think the problem is that he thinks he is more feminine than the standard woman. He is huffing copium because he, as a man, must wear the most feminine-coded garment possible for people around him to 'read' him as a woman.

Actual women can wear a three piece suit and tie (see Melania Trump) and nobody in the universe would read them as 'male'.

 

[Angry New Ager]

He told his wife he was having troony feels over a year ago, and assumed she'd still be supportive. Big mistake.

She'd probably never given the matter much thought before that—why would she? And women who lean leftward politically (as she probably does) have generally been more supportive of troons in recent years.

But in the last year there's been a noticeable erosion of acceptance for troonery, especially among women. Left-leaning women may still be afraid to come right out and say it, but the shift is still happening. There are more TERFS, trans "widows," and detransitioners speaking out now than ever before, thanks to Elon taking over X and no longer censoring them.

Even if she hasn't fully peaked, she's had plenty of time to think on the matter, go looking for information, and start noticing news stories about how women's sex-based rights are being trampled upon by deviant men. It may have been easy for her to say she'd accept him if he trooned out when she'd never really had to think about it, and he was assuring her he didn't have any plans to do it. But over a year later, he still expected her to think and feel the same way? That failure is his, not hers.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Negro Pooner Hive

Spoiler: DAS RITE

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Okay but this shit is annoying as fuck, I’m on her side here. The subreddit could be about roaches or racecars and troons will ask “Am I welcome here? Uwu ” every. fucking. day.

It’s also not a secret that gay men can be picky when it comes to race (they don’t like vag either but hey.)

I think there is something about people of other races passing better to people outside of their race. I’d bet a gazillion dollars a Thai person could clock a ladyboy faster than other races can. So those bipoc (god what a stupid word) pooners probably do pass really well to the white troons.

I don’t blame them for preferring transphobic “bipoc” over the ladies on r/MTF. Nazi incel to commie troonbian pipeline is real, somehow.

I don’t really get the complaint about white trans men dominating FTM spaces though, there’s just a lot more of them. Idk what to tell them about being followed around in stores, either… sorry fake black guys

 

[Slideshow Bill]

A pooner transitioned to avoid creepy men, only to discover that men can be creepy to boys as well.

Is it that these men are creeping on what they think is a boy or is it that they are knowingly creeping on a visibly meek and mentally ill young woman?

 

[Waffle Iron]

It's funny how they never sit down and talk about just dating each other lmao

They do. It's called T4T, but they don't want stinky trannies either. They mask it by talking about having preferences, but the reality is they're just straight men that are disgusted if they have to fuck another guy.

He told his wife he was having troony feels over a year ago, and assumed she'd still be supportive. Big mistake.

I assume a year ago he also had a mental breakdown. She thought it was just him having an identity crisis at his lowest. He recovered and she keeping the marriage going. Year later he breaks down again, but this time he starts shaving his body, cut his beard and got his ears pierced. She's afraid this time he's going all the way and tries to steer him towards a shrink that will put his head straight. But instead he completely self-destructs and she realizes the marriage is dead. Good on her for trying to get him back on track, and cutting him loose when he's completely gone.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I don't think the problem is that he thinks he is more feminine than the standard woman. He is huffing copium because he, as a man, must wear the most feminine-coded garment possible for people around him to 'read' him as a woman.

Actual women can wear a three piece suit and tie (see Melania Trump) and nobody in the universe would read them as 'male'.

What matters in this context isn't passing.
it's the troon implicitly making it clear that he is trying to pass.
That is to avoid accidental insult.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Is it that these men are creeping on what they think is a boy or is it that they are knowingly creeping on a visibly meek and mentally ill young woman?

I went looking for a funny picture for science but now I’m just sad, oops.

Started binding at 15 (oh look, another pandemic trans kid, great.) At least she was planning her future career as a sexologist???

Well that really sucks

That also sucks

That too

I can confidently say she passes as mentally unwell, that’s about it.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

“I don’t even know what the fuck I am but I got in twouble for using the wrong restroom.”

Why does anyone need to know that you don’t want to love or fuck anyone, how is that helpful at all?

>white, neurodivergent gay gender questioning person
>white, aroace trans woman with autism
Why are they writing "white" twice?

A tranny tale as old as tranny time.