📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Davey Havok]

Which one of you ...

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So I head on over to r/transguns and find a selfie of this hottie.
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This is just what WT Snacks looks like these days

 

[Gondolindrim]

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Troon gives a rousing Braveheart-esque speech to a gathered crowd of like-minded mongoloids in a bid to drum up support for the coming autism war. This becomes all the funnier when you consider that:

A). Both the person who wrote this and the people he is addressing are, in all probability, just overweight unemployed men wearing dresses, LARPing as both a women and a revolutionaries from their parents' spare rooms.
B). Nobody in a position of power gives a shit about trannies to the extent that they would actively seek their annihilation.
C). What they consider to be people seeking their annihilation amounts to nothing more than them being told to not use women's restrooms and to stop scaring other people's children, and
D). Resisting the above is the hill they've collectively decided to die on.

Many of the responses contain links to a subreddit called r/transguns, which appears to be the war room of the tranny infantry division. Naturally, the majority of posts are just photographs of firearms that have been defaced with the pedo flag colors:

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He warned us, y'all.

Trannies are so obsessed with being the center of attention that they think ICE raids on illegal immigrants will somehow come down to Trump targeting them and invading...somewhere.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

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Pass as what? A grave robber for a mad scientist?

Same energy.

 

[Positron]

Just call yourself Moondog.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Gay men being mean to pooner.


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I just had an infuriating conversation with a cis gay guy. He kept telling me how trans men are trans men and not just men and that no cis person wants to be called cis. The're just men/women. I don't know about you but no mentally stable cis person I know irl has a problem with being cis. It's just a medical term.

He also made sure to call me a biological female and that I as a trans man know that I will never be able to relate to cis men on a biological and social level which is why we're separated.

Man what a load of fucking bullshit. A white man and a black man don't have the same experiences growing up either and they're not seperated. Why are we? Why do cis people like this even feel the need to build such a strong opinion on things that literally don't affect them in any way??

The worst thing is that people like these think they're immune to being transphobic because they're queer and they aren't directly misgendering me. To them it's just phrasing a different opinion. But my identity isn't debatable. Just because I was born differently doesn't mean I'm not a man. Trans is just an adjective.

I also often feel like these people put such a big value of being born as the gender they were assigned with at birth and that we trans people are somehow inferior to them. I don't know, that's always the vibes I'm getting and it's extremely weird to me.

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I also often feel like these people put such a big value of being born as the gender they were assigned with at birth and that we trans people are somehow inferior to them. I don't know, that's always the vibes I'm getting and it's extremely weird to me.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Gay men being mean to pooner.

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I just had an infuriating conversation with a cis gay guy. He kept telling me how trans men are trans men and not just men and that no cis person wants to be called cis. The're just men/women. I don't know about you but no mentally stable cis person I know irl has a problem with being cis. It's just a medical term.

He also made sure to call me a biological female and that I as a trans man know that I will never be able to relate to cis men on a biological and social level which is why we're separated.

Man what a load of fucking bullshit. A white man and a black man don't have the same experiences growing up either and they're not seperated. Why are we? Why do cis people like this even feel the need to build such a strong opinion on things that literally don't affect them in any way??

The worst thing is that people like these think they're immune to being transphobic because they're queer and they aren't directly misgendering me. To them it's just phrasing a different opinion. But my identity isn't debatable. Just because I was born differently doesn't mean I'm not a man. Trans is just an adjective.

I also often feel like these people put such a big value of being born as the gender they were assigned with at birth and that we trans people are somehow inferior to them. I don't know, that's always the vibes I'm getting and it's extremely weird to me.

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The Fag was right while Black and White men don't have the same life experience there is still shared common experience that only being a biological man would know same for women and their life experiences. The fucking irony is if you confronted this Pooner with does she think a cis gender person can truly understand the experience of being trans she'd immediately say no. Also yeah, I hate the term "Cis" I'm a fucking man plain and simple you're the freak show that needs a different label.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

I don't know about you but no mentally stable cis person I know irl has a problem with being cis. It's just a medical term.

Perhaps I'm not mentally stable, but I find it stilted to be specifically called a "not-insane man" since that's just kind of a given unless you specify otherwise.

I also often feel like these people put such a big value of being born as the gender they were assigned with at birth and that we trans people are somehow inferior to them. I don't know, that's always the vibes I'm getting and it's extremely weird to me.

That's the thing. We're not "born as the gender we were assigned at birth", we're human, sex: male. You are human, sex: female. You are not a man. You were not "assigned" female. You *are* female.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

A little L from a little Pooner.

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DoorDash'd some booze. Every order prior to this one went smoothly. This time, however, the driver looked at both IDs I presented and *laughed*. Just sucked. Got a "sorry, bro" and was charged an undeliverable fee. I feel humiliated and emasculated.

I'm getting my refund, as things have been sorted. I still want to drink, *especially* after what happened, so I've ordered again and am sending my dad to grab it...

22, by the way.

 

[Paper Machete]

A little L from a little Pooner.

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DoorDash'd some booze. Every order prior to this one went smoothly. This time, however, the driver looked at both IDs I presented and *laughed*. Just sucked. Got a "sorry, bro" and was charged an undeliverable fee. I feel humiliated and emasculated.

I'm getting my refund, as things have been sorted. I still want to drink, *especially* after what happened, so I've ordered again and am sending my dad to grab it...

22, by the way.

I wonder if she looked significantly different from when her ID photo was taken?

 

[Izdaja Slika]

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Pass as what? A grave robber for a mad scientist?

Grave robbers are gainfully self-employed. This person is not employed.

 

[Procopius]

He’ll be aiite

Luka Modric is 5 ft 7¾ in. What's his problem.

Wonder why she has a feeding tube

I wasn't planning to post this as I can't seem to download Xitter videos with the sound nowadays, But here's a little extract from a recent pride parade in Blackpool (complete with it's own captioning - Blackpool Amusements indeed), and behind the trannies who have as usual forced their way to the front row, there's a pretty large contingent of pooners in wheelchairs. Is this what long-term abuse of testosterone does to a woman's body?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Is this what long-term abuse of testosterone does to a woman's body?

Either that or they are munchies craving attention.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Is this what long-term abuse of testosterone does to a woman's body?

Yes, but a lot of pooners/genderspecials are also munchies. And this is anecdotal, but I've noticed that a significant amount of relatively young disabled people have joined the rainbow crowd. Maybe that has something to do with low self-esteem or needing to be seen, or something. Regardless, every pride parade has a ton of wheelchair and cane users now.

 

[Backinpogform]

Either that or they are munchies craving attention.

Could be all three. Munchie, trans and actual bone density issues from the testosterone. All of those things are comorbidities after all.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

Could be all three. Munchie, trans and actual bone density issues from the testosterone. All of those things are comorbidities after all.

Also, in my experience: fat. Testosterone in women can often lead to considerable weight gain, especially if the extra appetite is not offset by increased exercise to up muscle mass. Most pooners are autistic shut-ins or histrionic theater kids, neither of which group is likely to do this. Most of the ones I've encountered or known were at least chubby prior to transitioning, and only gained more after. So that also contributes to their absolutely trashed joints by the age of 25-30 and subsequent need for fatty scooters/canes etc

 

[Otterly]

I don't know about you but no mentally stable cis person I know irl has a problem with being cis. It's just a medical term.

As a mentally stable normal person, I reject utterly your cis label.
No it is not a medical term. Cis in genetics means a genetic element acting close to its target. Cis in chemistry means similar groups or atoms are positioned on the same side of a double bond. Amusingly cis isomers are more stable.

A white man and a black man don't have the same experiences growing up either and they're not seperated.

They may have different experiences based on their skin colour, as they’d have different experiences based on the place they grew up, how rich they were etc but their experiences as MEN will be universal.

Why are we?

Because you’re a woman

Why do cis people like this even feel the need to build such a strong opinion on things that literally don't affect them in any way??

HOW DOES THIS AFFECT YOU PERSONALLY?! Well, lil pooner, here you are, yelling at me, demanding I accommodate your fetish, demanding I accommodate you sexually as well. That does seem like it affects the chap in question in a very personal way.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Could also fit in the enbies thread, but here are a couple (and a pooner) talking about how oppressed they are by being asked about their biological sex in order to receive proper medical care. Can't medical professionals understand that gender is a spectrum to the point that it's irrelevant in treatment, or that a nonbinary's urethra is nonbinary like the rest of her them?!

(Fitting that the term OP tries to use to describe said alleged oppression is very close to "exorcism")

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"but it's medically relevant whether you're male or female, so nonbinary people should just misgender themselves at the doctor!"

this is exorsexism.

no. what is medically relevant is what body parts we have, not what binary gender you think we have based on body parts. my body does not have a different gender than me. besides, it's not like human bodies fit into two distinct categories either.

keep gender out of things that are actually about bodies. our gender is only relevant in medical settings when it comes to being gendered *correctly* and how marginalised genders have medical disadvantages and worse mental health outcomes. and then, it should be up for us to tell you, and there need to be more options than male and female.

of course i immediately got a reply trying to justify this by saying "it's medically relevant in how they'd access your urethra".
wild idea: my gender isn't at all relevant to how they'd access any part of my body. my urethra is nonbinary like the rest of me, if you need to know how to access it, ask about my body rather than gendering random body parts as male or female.

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Also that's not something that has to be conveyed via a gender marker! If they need to know which type of catheter to use, they can just ask! Or just go grab the other type if they guessed wrong and are trying to cath you. If they're trying to find the urethra, they're supposedly trained professionals, they can figure it out. Not everyone is going to have their urethra come out the same spot and that won't be indicated by a gender marker! Also famously bottom surgery exists! If someone has had it moved and needs a special size for the catheter or can't be cathed then that's also important and not going to be found in a gender marker!

All of this information is going to be much better to convey via actually conveying the information than assuming a single letter m or f will accurately tell them what they need to know!

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this. there's a reason we're trying to move away from using gendered language in medical contexts. not only is it misgendering many people but it's not that accurate.

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I went to the ER once (my gender marker is legally changed, including in the healthcare system) and the admin asked if I’d had ‘surgery’. I asked her which one, and she repeated ‘the surgery’. I finally made her say it, because yes if you who are not a doctor but a barrier to one wants to ask invasive questions you can damned well deal with the discomfort of actually asking them. When I replied no, (ER, had very minimal fighting energy) she told me she’d have to change it to female. I told her not to. She insisted. I told her when doctors see female on my chart they use it as an excuse to misgender me the entire time. She said it would be confusing. I reminded her why I was there and that it would in no way be relevant information. She said that in cases of sexual assault it would be confusing for doctors. I reminded her that that was not the case and not what I was there for. I was struggling to form full sentences and keep my head from drooping. She insisted once again. I relented, as I was increasingly struggling to form full sentences. The doctor used the fact that my chart said female as an excuse to misgender me.

I was told it was a panic attack and sent home with a mild sedative so I could get some sleep. I’m still having random muscle spasms and random losses of sensation two years later, and doctors are still switching my gender marker back to female on the regular, just without telling me, so it’s a fun surprise every time whether I’ll be getting an f or an m that day.

Apparently they made it so easy to change in the healthcare system with the aim of being trans inclusive. Working out great clearly. Also I have an expired IUD in my uterus and boy am I curious how the randomly assigned gynaecologist at the clinic will react to bottom growth.

Anyway one time a psychiatrist got very angry and told me my pronouns were wrong. He then gave me a very high dose of a heavy antipsychotic that knocked me out for a straight 36 hours.

This is what radicalized my stances on the medical institution, btw

 

[Syikeblade]

Gay men being mean to pooner.

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Spoiler: Whole rant.

I just had an infuriating conversation with a cis gay guy. He kept telling me how trans men are trans men and not just men and that no cis person wants to be called cis. The're just men/women. I don't know about you but no mentally stable cis person I know irl has a problem with being cis. It's just a medical term.

He also made sure to call me a biological female and that I as a trans man know that I will never be able to relate to cis men on a biological and social level which is why we're separated.

Man what a load of fucking bullshit. A white man and a black man don't have the same experiences growing up either and they're not seperated. Why are we? Why do cis people like this even feel the need to build such a strong opinion on things that literally don't affect them in any way??

The worst thing is that people like these think they're immune to being transphobic because they're queer and they aren't directly misgendering me. To them it's just phrasing a different opinion. But my identity isn't debatable. Just because I was born differently doesn't mean I'm not a man. Trans is just an adjective.

I also often feel like these people put such a big value of being born as the gender they were assigned with at birth and that we trans people are somehow inferior to them. I don't know, that's always the vibes I'm getting and it's extremely weird to me.

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These comments here tells everything

 

[Lady Bizness]

A little L from a little Pooner.

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DoorDash'd some booze. Every order prior to this one went smoothly. This time, however, the driver looked at both IDs I presented and *laughed*. Just sucked. Got a "sorry, bro" and was charged an undeliverable fee. I feel humiliated and emasculated.

I'm getting my refund, as things have been sorted. I still want to drink, *especially* after what happened, so I've ordered again and am sending my dad to grab it...

22, by the way.

Wow, what kind of little bitch is her dad?

 

[Syikeblade]

Seems the "gay" pooner's are getting tired of being associated with lesbians

Spoiler: I'm tired of trans men being lumped in with lesbians

I'm sick of it. I don't care about lesbian subculture. It is nothing to me. I don't care about butch/femme stuff or whatever cis lesbians in the 40s were doing. I wasn't there, I'm not a lesbian, I find the aesthetics tacky, and most importantly the way that trans women were historically gatekept and its treated like an afab-only club is disturbing to me and I want no involvement in it.
I see posts everyday where people are saying that the line between "butch" and "ftm" is almost non-existent. I see lesbians insisting that it isn't wrong to be attracted to trans guys or try and initiate relationships with us while still calling themselves lesbians. I'm not into the way that monikers of transmasculinity are now associated with butches. I would never advocate for anyone to be medically gatekept from transitioning. I just find it annoying that there are lesbians who are attracted to what is ostensibly a trans guys in art and erotica- top surgery scars, on testosterone, presenting as male but with a vagina- but arent being honest about being attracted to transmasculinity, instead calling it a butch thing. It feels similar to me as when people are attracted to trans woman but call them femboys.
Obviously there are transmasc people who still identify as butches and that's fine. I don't care. But its not a universal experience. Not to mention its heteronormative in some pretty obvious ways to think that anyone transitioning to male is exclusively attracted to women. Generally we should ere on the side of, "people who are transitioning to male aren't going to be okay with being likened to lesbians or butches".

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