📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

It's the legs and knees. Women have fat to keep themselves warm, men hair. His legs look like shaved man legs.

Thread tax. Pooner goes to join a "women and non-binary" hiking group. Doesn't speak to anyone else at the meet up. Bottles it. Goes off by herself in opposite direction. Makes five minute video explaining why this is everybody else's fault and they're all transphobic.
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Female socialization strikes again! An MTF would have had zero issue forcing his way into any such group, but this pooner, despite repeated assurances she is welcome, can only lurk at the margins and cry because she feels so out of place and heckin excluded! Nobody read her mind, came up to her and forcefully included her, so that’s transphobic exclusion! Very Lucas Werner brained honestly.

Also the repeated “nobody there looked like me” is funny to me, isn’t that kind of against the dogma? Like presumably the pooner means the hikers were all female-looking, but some of them probably “identified” as “non-binary”, hell maybe even as “non-binary men” for all you know! There are no rules about what an enby has to look like bigot! It’s the gender-soul that matters!

The learned helplessness is on full display in this one, it’s all framed as things just happening to the lil dood, without a moment’s reflection that she could have acted differently. In this case it’s so blatant because all she had to do to be included was say “Hi I’m here for the group hike,” and if you’re that nervous around strangers maybe bring a friend? Problem solved.

But she doesn’t want the problem to be solved, she wants to be the victim in every situation. She even admits she expected the event to not be welcoming, and went to confirm her “fear”, while doing everything possible to make it come true. She would much rather make a whiny video than actually hike and meet new friends.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Poor Troon is crying over not being able to keep a raccoon as a pet b/c estrogen. Never fear, he still has his crop tops to cheer him up.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Poor Troon is crying over not being able to keep a raccoon as a pet b/c estrogen. Never fear, he still has his crop tops to cheer him up.

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Racoons would be a fucking nightmare, especially in his small troon hovel.
Yes they have cute little monkey child hands, and burglar masks, but they are destructive af.
He should get a ferret. They have burglar masks, get into everything and make a fucking mess but are more containable.
He can even walk them on a string like a 90s crusty and get loads of attention. Sadly it will be from rowdy teenage boys and the misgenderings and clumsy questions will come thick and fast.

I wonder if his cuts bleed more now because
-thinner skin only
-thinned bloodstream and fucked up cell count
-neurological changes making him more clumsy and leading to injury

Or a happy cocktail of all.

Spoiler: Stinko

(I have low key avoided my friends since they got roped into the world of ferrets - the ferrets can only be calmed by daubing their already stinky bellies in this salmon oil stuff which makes them content to sit and lick it rather than digging in your bin and pulling everything everywhere.
They found one on a building site and since talking to other ferret people for advice, have been strong armed into a ferret fostering situation. It's fucking chaos at theirs and everywhere they go kek because sadly ferrets are portable pets)

 

[Doktor Grimm]

I've never met a raccoon in my life, but even I know they're treacherous little demons. This guy read somewhere that women get emotional over cute animals and decided to incorporate that behaviour module into his Trans Personality.

I wonder if his cuts bleed more now because
-thinner skin only
-thinned bloodstream and fucked up cell count
-neurological changes making him more clumsy and leading to injury

Or a happy cocktail of all.

It's actually sometimes recommended that people take blood thinners alongside estrogen pills, as they're known to increase the risk of blood clots. That'd probably be too much forward thinking for the average troon, though. Either it's the thinner skin or he's just making stuff up.

 

[Sean Andalou]

So this faggot troons out...then wishes he could wear boy clothes but still be called a woman?

Masturbation fantasies need neither consistency nor continuity.
His problem comes from trying to make the whole world play his fantasy.

 

[monstrous bubo]

In the glasses shop.

I want so bad to believe that this is a troll and this guy isn't an actual troon.

That is Lady Gagarmel, and he is for real. He is such a manic oversharer that he even uploaded his resume to Reddit. Seriously. There is more detail in my post from last year.

 

[Law]

R/transguns

Since trans woman means man, trans man means woman, and trans joy means crippling untreated depression, I can only assume that a "transgun" is when you hold a banana and make pew-pew noises.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

He kind of gets it, but unfortunately turns to Reddit for advice.
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Reddit -- https://archive.ph/wip/oihck

Just posted.
I think this may be one to follow.

Is there anything that these people believe disqualifies them from being trans? Like, if I popped in with a troll account and said, "Hey, fellow gurlz, I might be trans but I don't know. I like watching Lifetime movies and porn, but I spend most of my time daydreaming about monster trucks and looking for the perfect car to enter into the demolition derby every summer. I also don't wanna lose my dick because then I won't be able to jerk it to my favorite rape porn, in which I see myself as the helpless woman who can't fight off the tentacles. I was also diagnosed with a disassociative disorder that I'm afraid will keep me from getting HRT. But I'm still a woman, right?"

I bet they'd all go, "Yeah, you're totally a woman. Welcome to the club! No red flags here!"

 

[Procrastinhater]

But she doesn’t want the problem to be solved, she wants to be the victim in every situation. She even admits she expected the event to not be welcoming, and went to confirm her “fear”, while doing everything possible to make it come true. She would much rather make a whiny video than actually hike and meet new friends

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That's exactly what this shit is, performative victimhood. It's all a fucking performance with Gemdershits, performative masculinity like the chair flipping Pooners with the soy beards, performative femininity like the ghastly AGP's with their spinny skirts and their Blahaj's, and performative victimhood, where they seek out that feeling of being "victimized" so they can cry to pReddit and get the asspats they live for.
It's fucking weakness masquerading as virtue and it's fucking sickening. These freaks are beneath contempt.

Racoons would be a fucking nightmare, especially in his small troon hovel.
Yes they have cute little monkey child hands, and burglar masks, but they are destructive af.

Yeah I don't know why anyone would want to keep Trash Pandas in the house.
Ok I'll admit they can look cute, but yeah they're destructive, they're also bigger than a lot of people think up close and they can be mean, and they're fucking noisy assholes.

They're not domestic animals. Ok people sometimes keep rescues as pets that can't be returned to the wild for one reason or another, but those are rare exceptions.
Those cunning little fingers and their scheming minds mean you'd need locks on all your cupboards and your fridge, if they decide they want in somewhere they'll try and bust in and make a huge mess doing it.

 

[Mad_Dog]

That's exactly what this shit is, performative victimhood. It's all a fucking performance with Gemdershits, performative masculinity like the chair flipping Pooners with the soy beards, performative femininity like the ghastly AGP's with their spinny skirts and their Blahaj's, and performative victimhood, where they seek out that feeling of being "victimized" so they can cry to pReddit and get the asspats they live for.

The demand for victimhood far outweighs the supply, so they have to create their own drama to get their fix. The soft bigotry of cis tolerance strikes again!

 

[Commander Suzdal]

But she doesn’t want the problem to be solved, she wants to be the victim in every situation. She even admits she expected the event to not be welcoming, and went to confirm her “fear”, while doing everything possible to make it come true. She would much rather make a whiny video than actually hike and meet new friends.

And if anyone from the "women and non-binary" hiking group seems her video, they'll rush to apologize and coddle her and promise to do better and make her feel "safe".

It is no accident that this pooner threw a fit about a group of liberal women who don't pose any threat to her - wannabe victims only do this to people they expect to roll over and submit.

 

[Terffals]

Poor Troon is crying over not being able to keep a raccoon as a pet b/c estrogen. Never fear, he still has his crop tops to cheer him up.

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Exceedingly large noggin, yet brain still so small

 

[Sean Andalou]

Not really a woman you say?
Explain THIS, mister smarty pants!

Reddit -- Archive

I recently went to get some labs done, and as soon as I saw a nurse, this was one of the first questions she asked. I laughed and explained I'm a trans woman, and I've been taking HRT for about a year, and also thanked her for seeing me as a cis girl. And then she went "Oh! Well it's definitely working wonders! Yeah, your features read femenine rather than masculine to me".

It. Made. My. Day. I pass pretty well but every since instance of it happening makes me so happy.

Scenario:

• Nurse reads from list of required questions.
  • For example -- My mother at 80 was asked by a nurse if she were pregnant.
  • Afterward told the story to everyone. Laughing about it .
• Nurse already knew of course, as with my mother.
• Nurse polite about it, of course.
  • Nurse not there to judge.

Troon thinks it's a win. Of course it's an L.

Comments (so far) all congratulatory, some with anecdotes of their own.
Sample:

When I went in for bottom surgery, one of the nurses asked me for a pregnancy test. Ah, the irony.

 

[Barbenheimer]

Poor Troon is crying over not being able to keep a raccoon as a pet b/c estrogen. Never fear, he still has his crop tops to cheer him up.

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Remember when actual women spent so much effort saying how women can be strong, they don’t need saving, it’s sexist to portray females that just cry, etc. and then troons came along and “Omg I cry about everything I’m such a woman!”

I wonder how the guys are doing?

I don’t know, you tell me considering you are one.

 

[Potato Burrito]

And if anyone from the "women and non-binary" hiking group seems her video, they'll rush to apologize and coddle her and promise to do better and make her feel "safe".

It is no accident that this pooner threw a fit about a group of liberal women who don't pose any threat to her - wannabe victims only do this to people they expect to roll over and submit.

It really demonstrates the very real, unchangeable concept of socialization. How male troons barge their way into women's spaces while female troons cautiously tip-toe into spaces like gay bathhouses after months of internal debate and run off to cry in the bathroom when they're inevitably rejected by dick-loving faggots. Even a space she's explicitly told she belongs in feels scary and causes her to question if she actually belongs.

This is a great example of trans men wanting society to read them as men but also being so terrified of actual men that they'll continue to seek out groups populated mostly or entirely by women for safety. How is that group not invalidating to her? Why isn't she attending the men and nonbinary hike, if such a thing even exists? Rhetorical.

Non-binary is the stupidest fucking thing to come out of this trans madness I swear. Bitch you have a beard, wtf you doin' at a women's hike.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Not really a woman you say?
Explain THIS, mister smarty pants!
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Reddit -- Archive

Scenario:

• Nurse reads from list of required questions.
  • For example -- My mother at 80 was asked by a nurse if she were pregnant.
  • Afterward told the story to everyone. Laughing about it .
• Nurse already knew of course, as with my mother.
• Nurse polite about it, of course.
  • Nurse not there to judge.

Troon thinks it's a win. Of course it's an L.

Comments (so far) all congratulatory, some with anecdotes of their own.
Sample:

"Somebody lied to me and I believed it "

 

[Dolly Brooks]

It really demonstrates the very real, unchangeable concept of socialization. How male troons barge their way into women's spaces while female troons cautiously tip-toe into spaces like gay bathhouses after months of internal debate and run off to cry in the bathroom when they're inevitably rejected by dick-loving faggots. Even a space she's explicitly told she belongs in feels scary and causes her to question if she actually belongs.

This is a great example of trans men wanting society to read them as men but also being so terrified of actual men that they'll continue to seek out groups populated mostly or entirely by women for safety. How is that group not invalidating to her? Why isn't she attending the men and nonbinary hike, if such a thing even exists? Rhetorical.

Non-binary is the stupidest fucking thing to come out of this trans madness I swear. Bitch you have a beard, wtf you doin' at a women's hike.

Seriously “non-binary” is stupid enough but “non-binary woman?” Get the fuck outta my face, Caillou with the bull ring

 

[TismFarmer]

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That's exactly what this shit is, performative victimhood. It's all a fucking performance with Gemdershits, performative masculinity like the chair flipping Pooners with the soy beards, performative femininity like the ghastly AGP's with their spinny skirts and their Blahaj's, and performative victimhood, where they seek out that feeling of being "victimized" so they can cry to pReddit and get the asspats they live for.
It's fucking weakness masquerading as virtue and it's fucking sickening. These freaks are beneath contempt.

Yeah I don't know why anyone would want to keep Trash Pandas in the house.
Ok I'll admit they can look cute, but yeah they're destructive, they're also bigger than a lot of people think up close and they can be mean, and they're fucking noisy assholes.

Why would you want a raccoon as a pet?
If you want a non-verbal creature to keep you up all night, make weird noises at you 24/7 and destroy your house, I can recommend you have an autistic, sensory seeking child.
Can speak to the experience I doubt it's different with raccoons...

 

[Tragi-Chan]

But she doesn’t want the problem to be solved, she wants to be the victim in every situation. She even admits she expected the event to not be welcoming, and went to confirm her “fear”, while doing everything possible to make it come true. She would much rather make a whiny video than actually hike and meet new friends.

You’d think a real man would join a men’s group. Ah, but they wouldn’t give a shit about the drama and she knows she’d get left behind when the actual hiking begins. Humiliation that she can’t blame on anyone else without admitting that she isn’t really a man.

I have this mental image of Lil Dood stomping into the group and scowling in the corner. Everyone hoping someone else will take one for the team by talking to this person who’s made it very clear that they think they’re special.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Instead of play dates with enabler friends, she sees a non-pozzed team consisting of a psychologist, psychiatrist, and cognitive behavioral therapist at least three times a week.

First you will have to get your papers in order to move to Russia or Saudi or Mongolia or some such, where you will be able to access such a team.

Any self-harm attempts would result in an involuntary commitment to a psych ward.

The second you submit yourself or someone else to the evaluating team at such a ward, you forfeit all control and say-so over what happens next. If they say you're staying, settle in. If they say you're leaving, don't forget to pick your belt up from the front desk on the way out.

If your kid is admitted you don't get to micromanage the treatment team. So your based Mongolian terf team is gone now, you get Dr. On Call and On Call Therapist LCSW (she/they). The kid tells them what your strategy has been. I hope you also have a based Mongolian lawyer on retainer.

Her room and belongings would be subject to near-daily searches, with the windows sealed shut with screws.

Fire department loves this one.

Some based kids refuse to put up with their dad’s degeneracy. Sad, not enough such cases!

Within weeks of his divorce and starting HRT this guy was looking for "fem 4 fem."

I hope his son kicks him in the nuts then gets an Uber back to the airport.