📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[gampboonerisms]

This is just prison gay.
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I’m always amazed at how these chicks are the least “masculine” people ever. Not self-assured in the slightest.

Imagine suddenly declaring to everyone that you love the flavor vanilla. No one responds or cares because it doesn’t really matter and because they’re busy with their own lives. This sends you into a spiral about how you think you’re going to be lonely 4ever. You were excited to go to the store later to get some vanilla ice cream and Vanilla Coke but now you’re not so sure. :/

All the while your poor husband is lying next to you, wondering why he ever stuck his dick in crazy.

“I like Lady Gaga!” *read at 9:41 PM.* Oh no, no one wuvs me (except my husband for some reason but fuck that guy.) Better post about the existential dread this causes me on Reddit.

Can we loan these women to the Taliban for a week? I need them to see what real problems are like.

mmmmmmmm
vanilla~~~
imma do a weekend trip for some goddamn vanilla ice cream.

I get the impression that this person is hard work.
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It seems very likely that Lil Dood came out as trans and her friends viewed it as Just Another Fucking Thing that she’s claimed to be.

I found an interesting post by her in TwoXChromosomes:
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Fat FAAAATT FAT BITCHFATTY FAT

 

[Chickenpolar]

I'm sorry if this has already been posted, but I saw this tranny L last night on the American politics thread.

This troon works at a gym and he says now post election people are becoming more bold and a customer complained about him being in the women's changing room. He was informed by management.

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I'm a softie so rate how you need to but I feel bad for this dude. How many fed him his delusion that he's an actual woman? Look at the pain they've inflicted on him.

Where would he be if he were told he's a man and it's fine to be a man be gay/gender non-conforming/just different?

Him saying he's uncomfortable going into changing rooms so he knows in his bones it's not right but he's been ginned up by people "being kind."

Deproramming these people is going to be painful. For his sake I hope he didn't get too much "lifesaving care" because that will make the other side of things so much harder for him and he's already in tear.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Trannies (allegedly) working for the federal government.
Or maybe just "allies"? Or maybe just ...

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Is it really "caving in"?
Perhaps they "caved in" back when they put the pronouns in their email signatures in the first place?
Or maybe obedient Sergeant Schultz mentality both times?

Top comment.

 

[Your_deadname_here]

i REALLY wish i couldve been a fly on the wall for this discussion. how can someone get to this point? what is even crazier is that they do these invasive surgeries that end up getting massively infected, knowing that these retards wont even bathe.
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Excuse me, xir, but you smell like the bay of Bengal at low tide.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

i REALLY wish i couldve been a fly on the wall for this discussion. how can someone get to this point? what is even crazier is that they do these invasive surgeries that end up getting massively infected, knowing that these retards wont even bathe.
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There have been a number of posts throughout Stinkditch threads about the unique "burning rubber" aroma caused by females on T's internal organs beginning to disintegrate. Including some firsthand reports from unlucky Kiwis who had to share a workplace or other common bathroom with them.

I'm guessing the "we are concerned about your health" line was what the manager and HR settled on after much debate of how to broach the subject of "three employees have quit and we had to call an ambulance for a customer last week" without getting sued.

 

[The Noticer]

Insane mental gymnastics, why dont these people just accept they are gay men?
"Its so much easier than yearning for cis womens affection" yeah dumbass youre a faggot in denial, thats why youre not into women, only trannies since they reinforce your delusion that you cant possibly be a gay man.

They become faggots because only other troons will play pretend with them.

 

[Positron]

This is the reasoning behind banning the trans_woman tag on rule34, which - as we all know - is a gooner website for cartoon-jerkin' perverts. This is really the hill you want to die on?

Good. They are using the "even gynecologists can't tell" argument against troons.

 

[Your_deadname_here]

I hope you chuds are happy, you're probably driving The Constitution to the top of NYT best seller list.

https://x.com/MemeNonLibs/status/1882563241806876898?t=-vYQn_NagVK3lkjccN9lbA&s=09

 

[Sniper Monkeys]

Seeing him without the usual Hollywood styling just shows how much of an impact good make-up and clothing have.

I know I'm going to get ridiculed for this: a big part of his passability is because he has an unusually convincing boob job. It's not perfect - there's something wierd going on at the bottom - but it's better than any other tranny effort. If I'm honest they're the only part of him that actually passes, may allah have mercy on me.

Troon gets fired for demanding special troon privileges, then can’t get another job.

The hilarity of "zero interviews" followed up by "sex work" admissions. Regardless of the fact that he's an abhorrent, obnoxious troon (which would affect anyone's hiring chances), does he not realize that companies search up applicants to avoid hiring people with that type of history? Godspeed to those twenty recruiters who unfortunately stumbled on his fetishistic online porn, though.

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The thread is a goldmine as well: https://x.com/StephamieStar/status/1882077166546137134

Complaining about a porn website. But it's not a fetish, promise.

Anyways, huge win with TTD. Some of the troons are saying they don't want to join the "46%". That's a 5% bump, love to see it.

 

[Dang dirty Pidgeons!]

I don't feel like Jewish people were thinking about Jew porn when they were getting sent to camps, but what do I know?

I wouldn't be too sure about that one...
סטאלג or Stalag Fiction

The books, with titles like I Was Colonel Schultz's Private Bitch, were especially popular among adolescent boys, often the children of concentration camp survivors.

Surely an arab psyop of it's day...

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

It might be a wierd forced perspective thing, like holding up a fish at a certain angle to make it look bigger.
I hope it's not like Testosterone-Induced Giant Baby Syndrome or something.

No, it's a freakishly huge baby. She's been posted about in the pooner thread, and there's a post about her the "Seahorse Dad" thread. Also, she does drag, because of course she does.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Some prize hysteria ahead… Babeliciousness has been a notable and prolific poster of selfies in /r/TransLater, with a mastery of covering half his face with his wig. He simply adores his fake tits. It’s a hobby, I suppose. He described his transition as “from Hell’s Angel to Charlie’s Angel” so his next transition to Arnold Frank should be a snip, now that Trump’s trans death squads are kicking in doors. Unfortunately he has had to settle for DB Cooper and an even more restricted dating pool.


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Spoiler: full text plus before and after photos

So long, and thanks for all the fish.​

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Dear TransLater family,

I caved today. I melted down over the Marmalade Moron's stupidity, and his supporters. I refuse to date anyone that is a republican and in all my dating apps I removed all pictures and stated the only way to even get a picture of me is send me a pic of their voter reg card. They could black out all the other info but first name and party affiliation.

Then I started scrubbing my posts in all social media of all pictures of me past and present. I deleted accounts and I'm going underground until the hate stops.

This site is next on my cleaning list so I just wanted to say, I am as sad right now as I was when I was forced to be a man, because now, I'm being forced to go into hiding. We are the Jews in this current holocaust scenario and I don't like it one bit. I can't do an Anne Frank. So I'm doing a D.B. Cooper and bailing. Never to be seen or heard of again.

Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. This is why a good education is so important.

I love you all, and I'll be lurking, working in the shadows doing sabotage to our enemies every chance I get, until this madness is over. Stay safe and be kind to yourselves.

So long and thanks for all the fish,

Sincerely,

Babe

Oh no! How will anyone know you’re a True and Honest woman if you don’t post tit pics to Reddit! Damn you Trump!

 

[winners_dont_use_drugs]

That is, or was, the standard for most diagnoses for mental illness. Useful for determining what is normal or temporary, and what is actually illness requiring help. Impact on ability to function is usually what pushes something into diagnosis territory. It's the difference between being a bit down sometimes, and actually being depressed, or being a neat freak and having OCD. One is within normal human behavior, and the other is limiting someone's ability to function.

It's one of the biggest issues with self-diagnosis, in my opinion. Most symptoms of mental illness are pretty vague or common, and within the range of normal for most people. It's the severity and impact on function that pushes them into actual mental illness. Relating to this thread, a certain level of dysphoria or dysmorphia isn't unusual or a problem, and most people can just live their lives. But for anorexics and some of the trans, it takes over their lives to the point of obsession and inability to cope or function.

I remember learning this exact thing in medical school when discussing personality disorders. Many ppl have traits of Cluster A, B or C disorders, for example many of these troons are narcissistic assholes. However ppl who are diagnosed with the disorder have taken it to the extreme to the point where it interferes with daily life (e.g. being so narcissistic that you're unable to accept any fault)

 

[tomford]

Sadly I think it's only a matter of time until a dude like this kills a pregnant woman and tries to steal the baby. All that cultish rage combined with the belief that they are owed whatever women have; it's inevitable.

Thread tax: Have some threats of violence!

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This dude seems very normal:
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Cool meme bro:
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Look at this feminine fellow:
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POV: You're a middle-aged woman who complained about a man with an erect penis in a girls' changing room


Edit: shit, I thought this was the sideshows thread. Please forgive me for posting non-L's, although in a sense isn't everything these people post an L?

I guarantee you this idiot would probably accidentally shoot himself in the foot before he harms anyone else with a firearm lol

 

[Aunt Carol]

This troon works at a gym and he says now post election people are becoming more bold and a customer complained about him being in the women's changing room. He was informed by management.

Oh, hey. Good job, @Fried Oreos .

 

[and I must scream]

So if it's my personal decision not to play make believe with you that's completely ok right?

Right?

Yeah, this shit really annoys me. "It's a personal decision" - we are talking about official document, it is not personal matter. You made it not personal when you decided to add the option of X under the sex/gender marker in an official document. If it's personal, keep it to yourself and stop making legislations about this.

They keep crying about how the government or the state dare to intervene in the personal life of its citizens after they had passed I don't know how many laws and policy changes about this gender lunacy which intervene in everyone else personal lives.

You made it everyone's business. You made it everyone's business when you demand everyone adhere to this personal decision of yours. You made it everyone's business when you change legislations to fit this personal decision of yours. You made it everyone's business when it effects other people. People told you that these changes effect them negatively and violate their rights and you shut them up with "that's transphobic" and threats of violence. So fuck you, you will now have to bear the genocidal awfulness of not having an X as a gender marker on your passport and males not raping women in women's prisons.

I'm a softie so rate how you need to but I feel bad for this dude. How many fed him his delusion that he's an actual woman? Look at the pain they've inflicted on him.

Where would he be if he were told he's a man and it's fine to be a man be gay/gender non-conforming/just different?

Him saying he's uncomfortable going into changing rooms so he knows in his bones it's not right but he's been ginned up by people "being kind."

Deproramming these people is going to be painful. For his sake I hope he didn't get too much "lifesaving care" because that will make the other side of things so much harder for him and he's already in tear.

I felt a little bad too for a split second, until I remembered women have to endure changing their cloths when he is in the same room with them and be around when he changed. I bet that it was secretly being passed around the women using the gym that there is a troon using the women's locker/changing room so watch out, and that many women changed very hastily looking at the door every time to see that the troon is not coming in, waited until he left when he was in the changing room while pretending to play with their phone or something, changed in the bathroom stalls or changed where they came from and didn't change leaving. Perhaps some have stopped attending this gym altogether since they knew a tranny is using the women's locker room. Other forced themselves to change their cloths while the troon is around because "trans women are women" and "be kind". In other words, fuck this troon who cannot think for a moment about anyone's else comfort but its own. The fact that it happened so quickly just goes to show it bothered the women all along but they couldn't say anything. I'm glad they got back the power to say "no" to troons.

We are the Jews in this current holocaust scenario

Fuck. You.

At this point I wish they were truly persecuted, at least then they will have something real to cry about.

 

[Narinder]

I struggle to think of shows that has a trans character shown in a respectful way. [...The Umbrella Academy] [... comes readily to mind.]

Bitch, what do you mean? That show literally died with a resounding fart because of tranny shit.

 

[Poonocchio]

Trannies (allegedly) working for the federal government.
Or maybe just "allies"? Or maybe just ...
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Is it really "caving in"?
Perhaps they "caved in" back when they put the pronouns in their email signatures in the first place?
Or maybe obedient Sergeant Schultz mentality both times?

Top comment.
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Your allies have always been fickle, tenuous and government sanctioned, troon. Welcome to your Matrix and enjoy the red pill. Guess it really was a tranny allegory all along. Cope and seethe.
@Narinder Any show/game I've seen with a tranny in it their characters are always true to them; fucking annoying. The only one I've seen (aside from the small amount of troon whining) that was marginally likeable was in Squid Game 2.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Funny how uppity they are about cuntboys and labeling shit futa, when in reality it's all they've done themselves. Youll see trannies doing porn on actual pornhub and not just solo on onlyfans and they've no issues calling themselves FAGGOT TRANNY NEEDS BIG BLACK COCK cause it generates views.

The only difference between a chaser and not is whether you're a troon yourself. Go onto any troon friendly space and theyll literally just be like "any TRANS friends?" as if that's the primary requirement. Nah, only.

Similarly, many of the tranny slurs used on KF to refer to them or their body parts were created by trannies themselves for themselves. “Stinkditch” specifically was what one of the founders of Trans Lifeline called his neovagina. They relish being gross or describing their genitalia with fetishizing terms until other people used them against them, like this case. Kills their girlboner if someone else calls them a futa.

How are you going to bring that up and not mention Kevin Gibes's sole contribution to humanity - "amhole"

"Am hole" really says a lot about what Kevin et al think of actual women (and their post op selves), doesn't it?

I remember when there was an unironic attempt by trannies to get 'troon' considered hate speech.

Never mind the fact that 'troon' was a word created by transgender Something Awful users, to describe themselves because, in typical tranny fashion, 'goon' wasn't special enough for them and they had to have a unique title to make their tranny status obvious to everyone.

Of course, now 'goon' has an entirely different meaning on the Internet, thanks, I would venture to suggest, in no small part, by troons.

 

[needforsneed]

Troons win again!

These responses are so low-effort and must NOT be taken seriously. They're on the backfoot, and arguing with them as if they just made a serious point that's worth taking seriously will give them power.

Instead, respond with what they fear most: "oh honey, that's a bad look." Smirk sadly and kindly inform them that nobody's buying that anymore, that they look desparate, and that they'll have to try a bit harder. THAT is a more terrifying response than a million well-worded "akshually"s or a thousand slurs.