📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[TruffleSpark]

let's investigate



okay, there's a bit of a connection, and then there's this:

 

[Dang dirty Pidgeons!]

Ho boy! Did I have a big one on the backburner for this thread!


Hawt, rite? No? Well, is does get worse!

Spoiler: just front-facing the camera ruins any illusions

Beer gut and leathery skin - very thorough on the inflation aesthetic.

You may think these kinds of boob surgeries must surely go wrong all the time, but then, they mostly seems to be routine butchery...

Read this:

Or don't, it's barely coherent to the sane mind anyhow. What is that tranny rambling about? Inflating, deflating, frimness, problems?

Spoiler: Problems

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Tranny punctured her tit by sleeping on the apple watch!
Now it's necrotizing.

Spoiler: multimedial horror!

Spoiler: But thank good, she's being treated for it in a high oxygen atomophere fishtank-thing!

The future is now, truly.

It seems to work... is this turning out to be a win? You decide...

Spoiler: And what? There's others with the same kinds of issues...

Who would've thunk...

Hyperinflated boobs are totally safe and not at all gruesome butchery on top of being obvious disfigurements!
Probably life saving too! At least in maritime disasters - maybe...


Luckily our tranny is always there to cheer fellow bimbos on, like the pornsick man she is.

Yeah, of course this is treated with the same nonchalant attitude as the genital butchery, why wouldn't it - it's way less dangerous, after all...

 

[MaleLonelinessEpidemic]

(R) "Welp! I guess that's it for you, bucko! Nice meeting ya!" - Best friend.

YES!!! YEEEESSS!!! TTD 2025 LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!! Please give me a follow up pleeeeease tell me he killed himself pleeeeeeaseeeee!

 

[Duke-Diggler]

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You mean an unambiguously BASED cultural moment.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

You may think these kinds of boob surgeries must surely go wrong all the time, but then, they mostly seems to be routine butchery...

Is this Trans related because this just seems like a woman who got breast implants?

Edit: Never mind. Its a dude

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

You mean an unambiguously BASED cultural moment.

If Musk wasn't such a faggot, he could do this for X by removing their flags too.

 

[Dang dirty Pidgeons!]

Is this Trans related because this just seems like a woman who got breast implants?

Edit: Never mind. Its a dude

Quite frankly the boob-ruse works when tranny angling, you can tell why he got them. I was tempted to give an autistic to you, but I actually thought the first pic does kinda work, tbh. It's not like these freakshows, woman or not, look human anymore to begin with.

 

[Paper Machete]

How do people not piss themselves laughing whenever he exists in public? I know I would.

 

[Stan]

Quite frankly the boob-ruse works when tranny angling, you can tell why he got them. I was tempted to give an autistic to you, but I actually thought the first pic does kinda work, tbh. It's not like these freakshows, woman or not, look human anymore to begin with.

Of all the horrifying content from the boob planet troon, the most concerning part is that he was getting his hair done, could “feel the pocket tearing” and his response was to drop 20mg Perc and tough it out than stop because “product was already in [his] hair”. Wtf?

Second most horrifying is the part where the troon begs money from his old OF fans, seeming aware that he’s nothing more than an old wank to them.

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

this makes me so fucking angry i got this without warning. fuck limpdick chasers. who the fuck does this guy think he is to try and fucking shovel into my confidence as a human and why are all guys so fucking gross they can't see as human enough NOT to be a fetish? am i fucking dreaming or?!?

Hi I am myself so-called chaser for trans women for sure. I want to explain some of psychology that is going on inside dudes like me. For me personally MAIN cause for this behavior are heavy stimulants mixed with PCP, it makes me manic and I become like virus for girls who found me worth to chat with. Before trying strong cathinones I didnt even thought about anything then heterosexual and completely straight. But while on them I hace insane fetish about trans women. I dont even visit trans women related subs/groups when Im sober. And definitely not DMing anyone.

By chaser I mean I dm many trans women, like 1 from 10 will say hi at least then I send pics of myself and its mostly working since im 8/10 (I asked to rate me, not my opinion). Then we start talking and I always want to get inside their heads and consume every strange detail about them, like I do ask for pics but thats not the goal. I just want to consumer their personality, find manipulation opportunities and if theres ones try to help with deep psychological wounds (because I succeed to lessen their suffering then they're opened like a book to me).

But of course when I high AF I often fall into endless trans porn watching, shits addictive When I sober I prefer cis-women and first page on pornhub for 10 minutes aand Im going with my day plan For example yesterday I started talking with one girl and she told me so much about her and I talked her to agree to help me with fucking robbing drug dealers Girl you know me 2 days as internet entity and didn't even saw me irl. But dudes who are chasers and are sober, clear minded stable job etc. They're perverted even to me lol I have no idea why am I like that and absolutely don't want to know

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I like how the supposed chaser has the same retard grammar as the troon OP. Maybe his inner self is telling him to cut back on all the drugs.

 

[Paper Machete]

"I have no idea why am I like that and absolutely don't want to know" after just explaining it. It's morbidly amusing how much of a circle jerk and non-stop larping trannism is. Sending themselves shit, sending each other shit, chasing each other and AGP-ing out. Fuckin retards.

 

[Necrosan]

Alright, let's see what we're working with...

Spoiler: Bleach not necessary but still recommended:

My recommendation would be to spam more subreddits:

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I wish him/her/it/xim luck in all his endeavors.
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And last but not least, somebody asks us for help!

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Its kinda gross, but this has me worried for a long time. Every single time i finish douching and the water keeps coming out clean, i use my dildo to make sure everything is ok, and it seems to be clean, no poo left, but i have an endless amount of this yellow mucus coming out of my anus. It doesn't stop coming out and it makes me have trouble during sex because it comes out during sex too. I know anal mucus are normal, but i dont think this amount is normal and its so embarrassing. Am i doing something wrong? And what can i do to prevent this? Btw, i frequently take imodium before douching, could this be related?

...i use my dildo to make sure everything is ok...

Strange, I usually just take my temperature if I'm not feeling well but to each it's own.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Hawt, rite?

Even if this were a woman,

No

 

[Dang dirty Pidgeons!]

Of all the horrifying content from the boob planet troon, the most concerning part is that he was getting his hair done, could “feel the pocket tearing” and his response was to drop 20mg Perc and tough it out than stop because “product was already in [his] hair”. Wtf?

Second most horrifying is the part where the troon begs money from his old OF fans, seeming aware that he’s nothing more than an old wank to them.

I can honestly not tell, if it's actual desperation or just greed with this one.
Mind-broken either way.
He's also rationalizing keeping the possibly infected implants in with that same sunk cost logic, because he's afraid of the tissues, which form the implant's pocket, contracting further. And he's either out of money for a renewed operation, as he says, or it's just the fear of becoming too small for his "fans" an becoming irrelevant. The former seemed sus to me, because he's still got the nerve to e-beg and pay for the oxygen tank therapy...

 

[TruffleSpark]

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You mean an unambiguously BASED cultural moment.

I have a crackpot theory that part of the reason trannies became an untouchable sacred caste online is because tech companies employ too many of them, but now they have decided to just mass import Indians so they don't need the trannies anymore and don't care about hurting their feelings.

 

[CallmeCicada]

they never expect purse knife tho. this give you somewhat of an advantage to literally eviscerate them

Purse knife is great, but purse gun is better. It's ideal if you aren't needed to be within arms reach of the other person. It helps reduce risk to yourself.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

Pooner gets upset over not being “misgendered”. The manufactured oppression never stops.

 

[Scritti Politti]

Pooner gets upset over not being “misgendered”. The manufactured oppression never stops.

It looks to me that they have a decent job. From my understanding, they were fooling nobody, so what are they complaining about?

When they quit and find themselves unemployable, do they think the methed-out john wanting knife play will be as sensitive and understanding as their supervisor?

 

[Everett C. Marm]

I have a crackpot theory that part of the reason trannies became an untouchable sacred caste online is because tech companies employ too many of them, but now they have decided to just mass import Indians so they don't need the trannies anymore and don't care about hurting their feelings.

This is 100% true. Look at No Dong Jones as a primo example of this. The tech troons are finally realizing they can't censor everyone, and people are waking up. If they hadn't come for the kids, they could have easily gotten another 10+ years out of the movement and probably even gotten it to last forever in some retarded places like California or Tranada.

Nothing hurts like people trying to be nice by doing what you say you want.

But what she wants is for them to fully brainwash themselves and see her as a dood. Even if everyone there bends the knee, says the pronouns, and calls her broski in the halls, she knows deep down its just people being polite. The smarter trannies accept this and move on with life, the stupider ones believe that politeness = passing, and the average tranny just knows deep down and it causes endless seething.

I go to a really inclusive college now (thank fucking god) and the boys there aren’t usually transphobic and I can tell there’s a few who are really trying to include me and make me feel like one of them which just makes me wanna cry (in a good way). But every time one of them does something as generic as high five me in the hall way or call me man or bro I feel like a fraud, I know I don’t pass really that well I have dyed hair im clearly queer, I KNOW they must not think I’m one of them but they’re so nice to me.

So manly dood!

I wonder if those make it even worse?

Yes. Every hospital knows that you never put anorexics near each other or they feed each other's delusions forever, and that's exactly what the Redditard hugboxes are. Even the "based" \tttt\ posters are at the end of the day feeding each others delusions that passing is real and not just people being polite. Every tranny, even those who were convinced they were 'stealth' around me, I have clocked. It's not hard once you know about the hands and voice. Also I know some of you lurk here so hello r/4tran YWNBAW.

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How to explain dysphoria withount sounding insane [ADVICE]
Submitted 2 days ago by ProgramPristine6085 [cockroachgender straight bisexual]

Tried and I could tell folks thought I was deranged. Any tips

I can't imagine why anybody thought the man in the dress screaming "Let me in the women's kickboxing class because muh dysphoria!" would be deranged.

As expected, the comments are all variations of:
1. Describing delusional self-hatred perfectly with zero self awareness
2. Explaning that they have the opposite sexes brain with zero explanation or sources on how that is possible

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That's a lot of words to say that you somehow got a male brain in a woman's body. How is that possib...oh wait we're just delusional.

I was born with a medical condition that caused my body to be fat despite developing as skinny. The parts of my brain that control how I gauge my body weight are skinny, which causes them to not be able to process a fat body. When reminded of something that I can't process, my brain thinks that I am overweight and creates a feeling of pain and slight disorientation.

Hmmm somehow this doesn't sound as convincing



This just sounds like delusional self-hatred that could be solved by therapy.


Well-adjusted lady who needs to be in your bathroom!


Yes bojackfanz, that's literally called anorexia

Checked his posting history, and he has one of the funniest, least self-aware posts I've ever seen.

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Are there any subs like this for the LGB side of things? [OTHER...]
Submitted 7 days ago by ProgramPristine6085 [cockroachgender straight bisexual]

Just wondering, as I would be curious to discuss sexuality with people I can have an actual discussion with

Reply from GhostifiedGuy 7 days ago

There are the TruLesbian, TruGay, and TruBisexual subs. There's also BattleAxeBisexualVibe and reallybisexual for bis, I don't know about for gay and lesbian stuff, though. Oh, there's also battleaxesapphics.
ETA: I forgot about actualasexuals and actuallyaromantic

Hello fellow women, my name is Athena Moonpussy, I'm looking to talk with other lesbians about sexy times! Please point me to the nearest subreddit with women in it uwu!

Genuinely delusional thinking. Nobody in the LGB is allowed to question or criticize the T, and you think they'd all have their own subreddits that (1) wouldn't be banned and (2) would accept you coming in to "talk about sexuality"? You wanted the hugboxes with no icky cis people and now you have to live with it.

Looked around, TruLesbian and TruBisexual have been completely troon-colonized, there's no female lesbians there. TruGay is completely dead, but I found it funny that the last and only posts on it were obviously made by pooners. They didn't even get the chance to colonize it and drive the gay men out, it was astroturfed from the start.

Spoiler: r/TruGay

 

[Particle Bored]

I consider this an L. Read the caption carefully, then imagine *being* one of the individuals depicted in the photo.
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A little backstory: this dude used to go by “Hogatha” on Facebook, until his account got banned. He used to livestream for hours in the most horrifying makeup, wigs, unicorn hats, etc., reading/interacting with the chat. He’s from CA, served in the military years ago, and is a total fucking degenerate.
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Of course you think it is..

What the fuck? Poe's Law in full swing because I would've sworn this is satire. Just what the fuck.

This has to be satire. Hogatha Cysty?? There is just no way.

It is satire. Hogatha is a character of anti-trans drag queen Kitty Demure.