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📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet
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Not a meme.
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been almost 20y now bro we might need tow accept Milhouse is a meme. he outlasted the o rly owl.
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Stapling a rotdog onto a pooner takes THREE fucking surgeries?
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But by God, Eliot, it was a photograph from life.
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The arm roll-up can be taken and stapled in one go, but then you have the revisions and necrotic tissue removal and glansplasty and urethral stricture correction and medical tattooing and on and on... 3 surgeries is optimistic. And 3 is still way more than an otherwise healthy young person should be undergoing. Surgery of any kind has risks. Ideally, the benefits outweigh those risks. Troons will say this is LIFE-SAVING MEDICINE, but jumping straight to the most extreme physical intervention to a mental health problem without even trying therapy or counseling is a terrible idea.
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OK folks. It's tangled web time. 
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I am AFAB and try to bend gender roles with my clothes, body hair and actions. My partner is a trans woman, she is the first openly trans person I’ve dated. My family has such a hard time with gendering her correctly. Most the time my girlfriend corrects someone on her pronouns, its followed by “ at least you aren’t a they/ them. Thats just silly.” Or something along those lines. Where I am, non-binary is viewed as a joke and never taken seriously. Even in her own family they can wrap their head around mtf or ftm but never non binary. Im so glad that she can be seen for who she is in her family. But the passiveness against my gender identity is constant and makes me feel like shit. My girlfriend encourages people to use my they/them pronouns with her family. Her mom gets it, not her dad. My family is a completely different story. “ daughter”, “ girl”, “she”.
Moral of this rant is; I will never come out to my family. Once me and girlfriend move away, I will introduce myself how I want to be seen. Its just when I return home for holidays I will have to put up with being misgendered. It started to bother me more and more recently and idk what to do. I feel like a joke. I feel stupid. Im the typical conservative punch line of blue hair and pronouns. I want to be happy with myself but society makes me feel ridiculous.
Moral of this rant is; I will never come out to my family. Once me and girlfriend move away, I will introduce myself how I want to be seen. Its just when I return home for holidays I will have to put up with being misgendered. It started to bother me more and more recently and idk what to do. I feel like a joke. I feel stupid. Im the typical conservative punch line of blue hair and pronouns. I want to be happy with myself but society makes me feel ridiculous.
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Speaking of pooner rotdogs, reddit user Cautious-Courage-953 is enraged that no men want to have sex with her rolled up arm-tube.
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It's baffling that these women are acting as if expecting a penis to have a bell-end is an unreasonable expectation like some sort of beauty standard and not a basic component of penile anatomy.
So as Pickman had replied earlier, these kinds of surgeries are multi-step processes, so these pooners are deciding to plunge into the hook-up scene with half-finished rotdogs and then getting mad when people don't want to touch them. Delusional.
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lately i've been trying to have casual hookups every now and then and i have some people who are "interested" but then never follow through. and then there's everyone else who think it would be so hot to sleep with a trans guy but only if he has a vagina. i'm happy that trans masculine people are getting the appreciation for their bodies because they are beautiful, but it feels like a lot of cis guys don't wanna sleep with me unless i have a vagina or a tip on my penis. sorry that i'm disgusting because i can't glansplasty until june 2025? i'm sorry i don't have a front hole anymore? like fuck you.
sorry just wondering if anyone else has experienced this. again i think it is completely fine if people are attracted to pre op trans folks, i know i am, but its just that i feel automatically less hot/attractive now that i have a DIY penis. so goodbye to the hopes of hooking up with literally anyone ever, i guess
lately i've been trying to have casual hookups every now and then and i have some people who are "interested" but then never follow through. and then there's everyone else who think it would be so hot to sleep with a trans guy but only if he has a vagina. i'm happy that trans masculine people are getting the appreciation for their bodies because they are beautiful, but it feels like a lot of cis guys don't wanna sleep with me unless i have a vagina or a tip on my penis. sorry that i'm disgusting because i can't glansplasty until june 2025? i'm sorry i don't have a front hole anymore? like fuck you.
sorry just wondering if anyone else has experienced this. again i think it is completely fine if people are attracted to pre op trans folks, i know i am, but its just that i feel automatically less hot/attractive now that i have a DIY penis. so goodbye to the hopes of hooking up with literally anyone ever, i guess
It's baffling that these women are acting as if expecting a penis to have a bell-end is an unreasonable expectation like some sort of beauty standard and not a basic component of penile anatomy.
So as Pickman had replied earlier, these kinds of surgeries are multi-step processes, so these pooners are deciding to plunge into the hook-up scene with half-finished rotdogs and then getting mad when people don't want to touch them. Delusional.
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Implying people would want to touch a finished rotdog and know the difference between a finished and half-finished one. A few sick fucks would touch that flesh horror (and then realize it's in no way like a real penis) but 99% would be grossed out.
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Lab grown diamonds consume vast quantities of energy and are effectively worthless, so yes, much like troons.
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Love her typo. Picturing a delicate, flaky wiener wrap.
It might look a little something....like this....
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Lab grown diamonds are incredibly useful for industrial equipment and tools such as drills, saws, and files. As for a tranny analogy, uhh I don't know I guess you can try to drill through solid rock with a troon and see how that goes.
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That’s weird. Especially given that the men responding to her profile are definitely gay men and not straight men looking for an easy lay, no siree.Speaking of pooner rotdogs, reddit user Cautious-Courage-953 is enraged that no men want to have sex with her rolled up arm-tube.
View attachment 6819149Archive*phallo oops
lately i've been trying to have casual hookups every now and then and i have some people who are "interested" but then never follow through. and then there's everyone else who think it would be so hot to sleep with a trans guy but only if he has a vagina. i'm happy that trans masculine people are getting the appreciation for their bodies because they are beautiful, but it feels like a lot of cis guys don't wanna sleep with me unless i have a vagina or a tip on my penis. sorry that i'm disgusting because i can't glansplasty until june 2025? i'm sorry i don't have a front hole anymore? like fuck you.
sorry just wondering if anyone else has experienced this. again i think it is completely fine if people are attracted to pre op trans folks, i know i am, but its just that i feel automatically less hot/attractive now that i have a DIY penis. so goodbye to the hopes of hooking up with literally anyone ever, i guess
It's baffling that these women are acting as if expecting a penis to have a bell-end is an unreasonable expectation like some sort of beauty standard and not a basic component of penile anatomy.
View attachment 6819157
So as Pickman had replied earlier, these kinds of surgeries are multi-step processes, so these pooners are deciding to plunge into the hook-up scene with half-finished rotdogs and then getting mad when people don't want to touch them. Delusional.
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"I love my body, and any man who doesn't honor it as is, is not worth my time."Speaking of pooner rotdogs, reddit user Cautious-Courage-953 is enraged that no men want to have sex with her rolled up arm-tube.
View attachment 6819149Archive*phallo oops
lately i've been trying to have casual hookups every now and then and i have some people who are "interested" but then never follow through. and then there's everyone else who think it would be so hot to sleep with a trans guy but only if he has a vagina. i'm happy that trans masculine people are getting the appreciation for their bodies because they are beautiful, but it feels like a lot of cis guys don't wanna sleep with me unless i have a vagina or a tip on my penis. sorry that i'm disgusting because i can't glansplasty until june 2025? i'm sorry i don't have a front hole anymore? like fuck you.
sorry just wondering if anyone else has experienced this. again i think it is completely fine if people are attracted to pre op trans folks, i know i am, but its just that i feel automatically less hot/attractive now that i have a DIY penis. so goodbye to the hopes of hooking up with literally anyone ever, i guess
It's baffling that these women are acting as if expecting a penis to have a bell-end is an unreasonable expectation like some sort of beauty standard and not a basic component of penile anatomy.
View attachment 6819157
So as Pickman had replied earlier, these kinds of surgeries are multi-step processes, so these pooners are deciding to plunge into the hook-up scene with half-finished rotdogs and then getting mad when people don't want to touch them. Delusional.
What a manly thing to say.
Also, lol at the fail-o-plasty
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my mum wants her ashes turned into a diamond when she dies. You're not gonna say that's effectively worthless surely
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I think it’s a nice way to be able to keep your loved one close to you (in a piece of jewellery) when they’re gone.my mum wants her ashes turned into a diamond when she dies. You're not gonna say that's effectively worthless surely
Debating what should become of me. A novelty kazoo is probably fitting.
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I was mostly just shitposting because it would be worthless to anybody else on here. I do like her idea though, the main issue is I have two siblings so who would get it? I don't think human ashes would be able to make 3 worthwhile diamonds
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1.4 carats is about the max that can be currently made from an average human cremation. Get her to bulk up a bit before she pops it and you'll get half a carat each.
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Syikeblade
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An trancel is complaining about how society has men be ashamed dating and loving them.
Loved how he calls himself an "paragon of feminity" lol what a loser
I’ve always been super fem, even before “officially” transitioning, and that has always put me in a weird place as an observer, watching my presumably cis, straight friends and associates play “musical partners.”
I had some fun with bisexual and curious straight guys, but I honestly never had much luck with actual gay men.
Within the last decade, though, the femboy and trans conversation has exploded. And now, in my mid-30s, it’s something almost everyone wants—pre-op, “girldick,” mind you.
From 20-somethings to those well beyond, I hear so many stories of people having no problem getting sex, just no commitment.
I can’t help but feel resentment when I think about the possibility that, by the time I’m in my mid-60s, straight and bi men might turn another corner—finally ready to settle down in a committed relationship with one of us. That thought PISSES ME OFF in advance.
We’re expected to endure their games, their lecherous comments, and their disgusting looks until, at some arbitrary point, society deems it more acceptable to openly date one of us.
We can have so much love to give, become obsessive in self-improvement, and even find people who are 99% compatible with us. But it feels like it means nothing because of our predicament. We’re left vulnerable, watching less compatible people—abusers, cheaters, addicts, thieves, and bad-built, butch bodies—easily couple up, while we, as paragons of femininity, catch their eyes but not their hearts.
So many of us are desperate for love, spending our prime years pining, waiting for the world to come around. And when that happens, it won’t be on our terms. Instead, these traumatized, divorced, lonely, and broken men will have their pick of the litter, while we stand in line, still eagerly hoping for a chance.
I had some fun with bisexual and curious straight guys, but I honestly never had much luck with actual gay men.
Within the last decade, though, the femboy and trans conversation has exploded. And now, in my mid-30s, it’s something almost everyone wants—pre-op, “girldick,” mind you.
From 20-somethings to those well beyond, I hear so many stories of people having no problem getting sex, just no commitment.
I can’t help but feel resentment when I think about the possibility that, by the time I’m in my mid-60s, straight and bi men might turn another corner—finally ready to settle down in a committed relationship with one of us. That thought PISSES ME OFF in advance.
We’re expected to endure their games, their lecherous comments, and their disgusting looks until, at some arbitrary point, society deems it more acceptable to openly date one of us.
We can have so much love to give, become obsessive in self-improvement, and even find people who are 99% compatible with us. But it feels like it means nothing because of our predicament. We’re left vulnerable, watching less compatible people—abusers, cheaters, addicts, thieves, and bad-built, butch bodies—easily couple up, while we, as paragons of femininity, catch their eyes but not their hearts.
So many of us are desperate for love, spending our prime years pining, waiting for the world to come around. And when that happens, it won’t be on our terms. Instead, these traumatized, divorced, lonely, and broken men will have their pick of the litter, while we stand in line, still eagerly hoping for a chance.
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