📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Prisons have to at least pretend to care in order to cover their ass. If they can say they did their part in trying to "foster a culture of inclusivity" then they can deflect the blame on somebody else. Job security is the motivation, me thinks. It IS a little funny that the way prisons sell this is the same way any old company would lol. Ultimately, when someone goes too far out of bounds you dont wanna take the fall with them.
 
CyberInu said:
I work Remand in Canada, one of the largest centers in the country. Since we're a sentencing facility we have essentially everything, including maximum security (which is my personal favorite section to work in). Canada is surprisingly kinda based when it comes to inmate placement--they can wear yellows (the female outfit, which is a yellow sweater and yellow sweats), whereas the Real Men™ wear Orange coveralls. But they are only housed with men on male pods. We have 1 pooner, but she is still housed with females.

However we do occasionally get emails reminding us of the "0 Tolerance" policy for misgendering these perverts. It's generally disregarded; as you can imagine, prison employees have no respect for admin's white collar office culture.
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Lmao yeah it's the same up this way. Real progressive in public, real conservative behind the walls. People you would peg as progtards in their day to day and who probably post on their social media about how accepting and loving they are, the true colors come out when you come face to face with the lunacy that is the cult of tranny. And even admin were either real honest about their feelings when you caught them one on one or there was a wink wink nudge nudge sort of deal going on where they'll tell you that we've got to try to keep things above board in our dealings with them, but everyone knows how each other feel. We'll call them by their last name but nobody is playing the pronoun game and we're not going to pretend that you're like everybody else.
 
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Now, if that wasn't enough, after the doctor saves you from the clutches of death (arguably a better fate) with the help of an emergency c-section, you now get to suckle on the thick unwashed leathery male teat of an absolute gigahon,
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Christ I just puked in my mouth.
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Don't worry I managed to swallow it.
 
Internet Wizard said:
"i want a womb i want periods i want ovaries. i want everything that comes with being a woman. i can't take it i want to die. i just need hope please tell me there's at least a chance even if it's tiny. i can't take this"
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Nope. There is no chance of that happening whatsoever.

Not because the medical establishment won't allow it (the last few years have proven they'll abandon all ethics, morals and the Hippocratic Oath for a few trannybucks), but because the odds of you dying during the attempt or shortly thereafter are the same odds that the sun will come up tomorrow morning. Save yourself some time, pain and expense and just 41%. The end result will be the same.

Also rate me puzzle pieces if you will but how does this guy not know how to use capital letters or commas, yet he somehow knows how to correctly use apostrophes? I think his inconsistently juvenile grasp of written English pisses me off more than if he'd just used no punctuation whatsoever.

There's some high-grade cope in the responses, of course:

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The fact that they're experimenting with uteral transplants for 'cis' women means precisely fucking nothing for troons. When it comes to reproductive organs and the skeletal anatomy in that area, men and women may as well be entirely different species. It's like putting diesel in a petrol engine- it will never, ever work.
 
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Came across this guy years ago he talks about movies and a lot of obscure horror and sci-fi. But his reviews were always boring low effort shit, so I never watched more than a few back in the day but I came across his channel a few days ago and he trooned out. Not surprising he was always one of those nerds who wanted to be a victim but was also a white male so wasn't considered one by the crowds he wanted validation from. Here's the thing he's pretty Non offensive troon just some shut in who wants a reason besides looking at himself to why his life sucks. BUT he's also in his mid 30's and looks like he's a senior citizen.


I got a decade on this guy, and he almost looks like he could be my grandparent Holy Shit seriously both my parents looked younger than this dude when they died.
 
Hillary Clinton's Ass said:
My enby child cracked my egg!
.…and at eight years old! she has taught herself to read by age four, been online since before that and had clearly done her research!
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Annnd there’s the problem nicely summed up. No parent in their right mind allows an-under-4 year old online—let alone with so little supervision she’s an enby by 8. And instead of reflecting on his poor choices in parenting, this degenerate gleefully used his child’s neglect to start living his own fetish openly. TTD now. At the very least take away that poor groomed little girl before she‘s molested, poorer-butchered, or worse (:_(
 
LaughJoke2.0 said:
BUT he's also in his mid 30's and looks like he's a senior citizen.
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That's a fucking rough mid-30's, he could pass as a septuagenarian. Not a septuagenarian woman, though.

I skipped to a random part of the video (specifically 57:55) and he's talking about how his parents were abusive. No surprises there.

You can tell by his weird facial tics and odd excessive blinking that he's as autistic as the day is long. Again, not surprising- are statisticians allowed to quantify the correlation between autism and being a troon yet? I'm willing to bet the venn diagram is an almost perfect circle.

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I checked his channel and he has another video that runs for nearly two-and-a-half hours entitled: 'If Hercules had the abilities of Achilles he would have gotten up to more gay activities'. It currently sits at only 13 views and it's a complete mystery to me why that is.
 
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shatterspinel said:
Close. The album was produced by Dr. Luke, the dude who bought us Katy Perry and Kesha.
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What? Didn’t the leftoids cancel that rapist and anyone dumb enough to work with him?
Is this yet ANOTHER example of the trans exemption?

Re trannies arming themselves, I say bring it on. Since suicidal thoughts are fleeting unless acted upon, placing an object of instant death within troonarm reach seems like something that would change 41% to 51% without much effort.
 
sheepworldvizor said:
What? Didn’t the leftoids cancel that rapist and anyone dumb enough to work with him?
Is this yet ANOTHER example of the trans exemption?
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To be fair, I know plenty of leftoids who listen to Ethel Cain or Sophie, but 0 who listen to Kim Petras. Even in very woke pop focused spaces, outside of that one Sam Smith song he featured on, he doesn't exist.

Ironically hes less relevant than 2 troons who dont pass even a little bit of which one 'fell off a roof' and died years ago.
 
sheepworldvizor said:
What? Didn’t the leftoids cancel that rapist and anyone dumb enough to work with him?
Is this yet ANOTHER example of the trans exemption?
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They did, but rather than being an example of 'rules for me, not for thee' I think in Dr Luke's case it's simple pragmatism: despite whatever else he may be, dude is a competent producer and has created a lot of hit records for people. What's really funny is when celebrities are pressed to explain these choices. Like #MeToo spokeswoman Katy Perry, who defended re-uniting with Dr Luke with this non-answer:
"I understand that it started a lot of conversations and he was one of many collaborators that I collaborated with. The reality is, it comes from me. The truth is, I wrote these songs from my experience of my whole life going through this metamorphosis, and he was one of the people to help facilitate all that."
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At least it paid off for Katy though: her 143 album went on to sell a staggering 40,000 copies. For reference, her first 3 albums (which Dr Luke also produced on) sold a cumulative 16,000,000.
 
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Troon claims to have ovaries and periods. How is this possible? Turns out he's just cheating and has some sort of chimera genitalia as a result of a birth defect.

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Archetypal AGP smirk.

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Only in the Current Year West would you see people expressing regret and jealousy that they don't have a fucking birth defect.

People like this are birth defects in and of themselves.
 
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