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toilet_rainbow said:
Troon compares trans women (and himself) to pitbulls

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I think being a trans woman is a little bit like belonging to a breed of “aggressive dog”. There are people who swear up and down they love us. That we’re uniquely wonderful in our own ways and that there’s a mountain of misinformation about us. They show you videos of their pitbull sitting on their lap, desperate and anxiously attached to a person they love and are so dedicated to. They show you pictures of their pitbull, all gentle and soft with a baby. Maybe a kitten, something small and dainty. I feel sometimes like that boxy headed, muscular, square dog that keeps you out of nice apartments. But I love pitbulls. I always have.
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More accurate a metaphor than he realizes - pitbulls are dangerous predators with an aggressive charm and PR campaign so that society tolerates their presence in their midst knowing that this breed specifically is responsible for 66% of fatal human maulings. Likewise trannies could also be saidto be dangerous predators benefitting from an aggressive charm and PR campaign so that society tolerates their presence in their midst, despite the co-incidence of sex offenses and prostitution and drug abuse in the trans community.
Cemetery Support said:
Not sure if it's been said already, but lol.

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Paper on permanent fertility loss. (a)

For all their screaming about genocide and eugenics and whatnot, this demographic seems incapable of realizing what is happening to them on a massive scale. If you're the type of retard to get sucked into this nonsense, you will lose the ability to have children, possibly permanently. Jokes on them -- guess who's getting removed from the gene pool? Lol. Lmao. Fucking retards, haha.
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Troons don't reproduce sexually, they reproduce asexually by "cracking eggs", i.e. convincing other people to follow the troon gospel. I.e. Olly Thorne is the metaphorical son of Contrapoints, having decided to troon out after fucking him and hanging around him for a significant amount of time.
 
Fapcop said:
POONER SELF-CHECKMATES WITH GIANT TITTIES:

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“Ahaha! With these giant implants, I’ll be sure to make big bucks as an escort!”

SIX MONTHS LATER

“Haaaalp!! My giant titties make me dysphoric!! How can I hide my humongous milkers?!?”
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Why are they always tiny?
 
Owls Owls Owls said:
Her profile shows she's obsessed with Astarion, including making a wig for what I assume is cosplay
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Bishonen pretty boy vampires and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race
As a reminder this is the game where you can have sex with a bear (well, a druid that turns into a bear)
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Admittedly from what I've seen it doesn't take itself too seriously, but still!
Fapcop said:
POONER SELF-CHECKMATES WITH GIANT TITTIES:

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“Ahaha! With these giant implants, I’ll be sure to make big bucks as an escort!”

SIX MONTHS LATER

“Haaaalp!! My giant titties make me dysphoric!! How can I hide my humongous milkers?!?”
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If this is real, it's just a demonstration she's deeply unhappy and disturbed, and is turning to extreme body modification as a way to harm herself/try and escape her demons. Somehow most women manage to muddle through without getting boob jobs or cosmetic masectomies.
 
Netflix unironically made a movie where a tranny is the villain trying to make people “transition.” Literally says “you’re all scheduled for your surgeries.” This film was by far the worst I’ve seen in a while and I thoroughly enjoyed how bad it was (I like horrible Netflix movies, “you get me” is still my favorite on the platform though). What’s hilarious is that the DEI standards at Netflix have a tranny being the villain and destroying the world so they can brainwash people into accepting them.
 
Evilronald said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OhcOHkgTrQQhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=UYsLJLdeIZwNetflix unironically made a movie where a tranny is the villain trying to make people “transition.” Literally says “you’re all scheduled for your surgeries.” This film was by far the worst I’ve seen in a while and I thoroughly enjoyed how bad it was (I like horrible Netflix movies, “you get me” is still my favorite on the platform though). What’s hilarious is that the DEI standards at Netflix have a tranny being the villain and destroying the world so they can brainwash people into accepting them.
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Isn't the plot to that basically bimbofication? You get surgery that makes you beautiful, but also makes you incredibly stupid, shallow and easily controlled. I guess at least it depicts that as a bad thing.
 
Cemetery Support said:
Not sure if it's been said already, but lol.

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Paper on permanent fertility loss. (a)

For all their screaming about genocide and eugenics and whatnot, this demographic seems incapable of realizing what is happening to them on a massive scale. If you're the type of retard to get sucked into this nonsense, you will lose the ability to have children, possibly permanently. Jokes on them -- guess who's getting removed from the gene pool? Lol. Lmao. Fucking retards, haha.
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The self sterilizing troons & pooners aren’t the only retards. This line was in that official looking paper:
Although it has not yet been performed in transgender women, uterus transplantation is a potential solution for those who wish to get pregnant.
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Utter Meat Leggo bullshit. That’s not happenin’. Ever. And explains why they have that disclaimer at the very top.
 
Fapcop said:
POONER SELF-CHECKMATES WITH GIANT TITTIES:

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“Ahaha! With these giant implants, I’ll be sure to make big bucks as an escort!”

SIX MONTHS LATER

“Haaaalp!! My giant titties make me dysphoric!! How can I hide my humongous milkers?!?”
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What a fucking moron. You can't just get huge porn implants and then expect the money to come rolling in, you have to actually be attractive first.
 
Evilronald said:
Netflix unironically made a movie where a tranny is the villain trying to make people “transition.” Literally says “you’re all scheduled for your surgeries.” This film was by far the worst I’ve seen in a while and I thoroughly enjoyed how bad it was (I like horrible Netflix movies, “you get me” is still my favorite on the platform though). What’s hilarious is that the DEI standards at Netflix have a tranny being the villain and destroying the world so they can brainwash people into accepting them.
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Have you seen the trailer for Gladiator 2 yet? All the heroes are masculine men, and all the scummy Roman leaders are wearing mascara and looking like effeminate trannies.

There‘s also a movie called The Substance, which involves an older woman creating a younger version of herself, but the process involves extracting a substance from one woman and injecting it into the other.

hollywood appears to have hit peak trans.
 
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I’m turning sixty-five later this month. Someone asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I said cash would be nice, and this time, I’m not joking.
I’m a fortunate woman in so many ways. I have everything I need, and a lot of things I’ve wanted. What I want most is to continue serving you. That means I have to win this election. I’m confident of victory, but I am not overconfident. My opponent has a dedicated following, and they’ve raised a decent amount of money. I need to make sure people know who I am, what I've accomplished, and the things I stand for.
If you’re in a position to donate to my campaign, I would be grateful. Every dollar will go to pay for online advertising, print ads and radio time. When I say everything helps, I mean it. I’ve had donations ranging from five dollars to two hundred and fifty dollars during this campaign, and every dollar matters and is appreciated. If you’d like to be part of my gift, please use this link:
https://www.voteclairehall.com/donate
PS: I still have about a dozen lawn signs to get out. Those are a $15 donation (out of pocket cost for making them).
Tranny begging for money so he can win re-election. I'm counting this as an L. I hope for the sake of the people who live in his county that he turns it into an L in November too.

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Tell me, wouldn't you vote for.... him?
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He looks like Big Red
 

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The Lawgiver said:
They're names with slightly different pronunciation that sound similar enough that people get them mixed up. This isn't a tranny thing this is a fucking "people misremembering/mishearing shit" thing. Erin is pronounced pretty much the same as Arin but Aaron is pronounced slightly differently. Stupid fucking redditor! not everything has to be about gendershit lmao!
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Where I am from Erin and Aaron are pronounced the exact same way and I have never seen the name Arin being used for anyone.
 
Jackisnotaname said:
Where I am from Erin and Aaron are pronounced the exact same way and I have never seen the name Arin being used for anyone.
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Egoraptor's name is spelt Arin as an example of one that's Arin. I've seen all 3 spellings around n my lifetime.
 
Barr2011 said:
Apparently this is the pooner with the 9y brother. Poor kid, he probably wants to relax in his home and play his games, instead there’s this crazy girl that keeps telling him “I’m a boy! Tell me! Tell me! I’m a boy!”


These people need real problems in their life
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They never just try to look like a boy. They always have to have an unnatural hair color (feminine thing to do), piercings you'd expect from a sassy gay dude (feminine look), paint their nails (feminine thing to do), and be so upset that people call them a girl. Also, for being 20, she looks like a literal child.
 
Good day! I was just thinking about how many trannies wear buttplugs all day. Some even hand the remote control over to another tranny who can manipulate the Power Level of the buttplug from moment to moment. Well, think about that, though. If that buttplug is staying in there all day, it means that when the tranny needs to take a shit, it will remove the buttplug from its skin for Taco Bell diarrhea again! That was bad enough, because I thought of rubbery buttplugs being yanked from anuses by large man-hands and unspeakable brown eruptions flying everywhere. Then I realized something even worse. I realized that they almost certainly just keep the plug in while taking a shit. They almost certainly just keep the plug in and then, as their shitting muscles begin uncontrollably spasming and contracting—the body desperately trying to fill its intended function, "I have no hole, and I must void"—as the poop just gets mash-mashed all up into the colon and probably gets shoved all the way back into the small intestine over time. At first the tranny thinks it's "hot" and "sexy" to have "mushy gushy ooey gooey feminine poopidoo" and probably grinds and squishes all around in it while it sits impaled upon its plug. Then the poop gets really, really impacted over time and eventually, the tranny just dies. Anyway, that's got to be an L! Bon apetit, Jen! Bon apetit, BlueFolf! Eat shit and die, trannies!

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Why is there METAL in the packer?? Isn't that shit usually crocheted so that it's nice and soft on the girls' poonani???

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Narinder said:
They never just try to look like a boy. They always have to have an unnatural hair color (feminine thing to do), piercings you'd expect from a sassy gay dude (feminine look), paint their nails (feminine thing to do), and be so upset that people call them a girl. Also, for being 20, she looks like a literal child.
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Pooners are usually one of two things either a dyke who wants to be a man and has massive dick envy or a little white girl who doesn't feel special or oppressed enough as a little white girl.
 
troonigification said:
It's actually fascinating to really step back an observe that reddit is a platform where thirteen year old children can discuss their genitals and sexuality with adult pedophile groomer strangers but calling somebody a nigger or a faggot is an instant ban, and that the source of this relative morality comes from broader American politics and not just the moderation policies on reddit itself.
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There are kids online everywhere. COPPA is a joke that's barely enforced these days, it seems.
 
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