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Civillian 18 said:
I cannot understand why a woman would need these?
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Pelvic floor exerciser for an actual woman trying to tighten up the muscles. Because she actually has the anatomy that can tighten.

Ironically I think these would be less beneficial for a troon because 1. No muscles but 2. They look to be thinner because of their purpose.

The whole reason the troons need the firm rod is to maintain the whole canal, not just the depth. I doubt they realise this as they're so obsessed with the depth with very few talking about the width accomidations.

A woman attempting to tighten up her pelvic floor a bit is not looking to accommodate for a penis so wouldn't need the firmness or girth to get the muscle tone back to optimal for the everyday. Women doing these excerises usually do so to help stop minor bladder leakage associated with age and pregnancy.
 
Short version -- What post op troons have is not a vagina. Period.

Superficial similarities (by design but also including pathologies) do not change that.
A troon vagina (at best) is a poorly designed male masturbation device.
And apparently is never "at best".
 
xh9lqwz9c said:
"Took an everything shower"

Is this guy saying that his usual grooming consists of those incel showers where he doesn't wash his ass, ballsack or stinking pits but just gets his hair wet then dries his filthy wretched self off ?

Does it mean something else? I've never heard of an "everything shower" so I'm just guessing that his usual shower consists of ... decidedly not everything.
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Compulsive Lurking said:
Everything shower for women usually means a longer once a week shower where on top of regular bathing you do your shaving, washing hair, exfoliating, doing any extra skincare or hair care treatments. Basically head to toe grooming all in one shower.
He’s fetishising very normal self care/grooming rituals for women and cooming over how womanly he is for knowing what an everything shower is.
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Or… an everything shower is actually getting in the shower.

Some people (*gag*) only partake in a “whore bath” day to day… pits, ass and junk… and only actually bathe far less frequently.
 
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garbage cake said:
L / moment of clarity for man on lesbian dating app

“I'm not T4T in the slightest. I actually DESPISE the idea of being only desirable to other trans women.” :story:
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I will always laugh when troons glaze each other with lies and deceit, only for them to turn right the fuck around when one of them needs to detransition. Then suddenly, all that love and support is gone, they've wrote off the former troon as an untouchable, and they go right back to lying to themselves.

"You ARE a real woman!" No the fuck you aren't. You can neither give birth to and nurture children, and that's a biological function of real women. You're just a mentally ill sex fetishist that needs to be committed.
 
Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
Yea anything you have to keep open with a metal dick is just a open wound you should probably let heal. Human bodies are not supposed to have open wounds.
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The human body sure doesn’t like chronic open wounds. One open ulcer left for a long time can degenerate to a cancerous wound (Marjolin Ulcer) because of the constant cell division trying to heal the wound.

This social-medical experiment that these Trannies are jumping into without long term studies is just crazy. Using exogenous hormones for a long time can also lead to cancer. There will be a new field of specialization in the medical industry just to deal with the aftermath complications of this craze.

I don’t doubt that in the future this period of time will be compared to the radium craze of the 1930s.
 
mounavri said:
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>I really thought I'd be living my best life as a girl

They just don't get it do they?
Sucks you cut off your dick for a fetish bro, but this is your life now Alice.
This is what you chose.
There is no turning back.
Cope.
Seethe.
And, well, you obviously know the rest
:story:
 
Geraldine said:
You'd think Reddit of all ... ahem ... places would be safe.
No hiding place even on the 'net. 8)
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"....or if I'd be better off just not transitioning and finding other ways to deal with it"

Holy fuck. Buddy may have stumbled onto something. Imagine if there was a way to simply not force the world around him to participate in imaginary bullshit while he medicates and mutilates himself into an "other" kinda thing and insists that the grotesque end result = "woman".

This guy's problem solving skills are legendary.
 
melty said:
This reminds me of rumors of Nero making his horse a priest. I think there are some other examples of decadent, decaying societies in history appointing bizarre figures into positions of leadership. It's like a flex and demoralization tactic that you are so powerful you can appoint a horse or a kid or somebody's retarded cousin or an obvious fetishist in fetish gear into a position of power because you're just that corrupt and crazy and the society is so far gone nobody really stops you.
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Incitatus (the horse) was never actually appointed consul, every single source from the time agrees on this. And the idea that he was planning to do so is also most likely a fabrication from his political adversaries, Nero was hated by the aristocracy but he seems to have been a generally competent ruler, just one unfortunate to have lived in interesting times. At the time Rome was suffering a major economic crisis, and Nero's solution was lavish public works to try and kick the economy back into motion. It's as good a solution as any politician in a country that has yet to invent economics could think to try (there are some striking similarities to Roosevelt's New Deal), but the money he spent came from the same revenue streams the senators were accustomed to embezzling from, so Nero quickly became beloved by the people, but loathed by the aristocracy. And they didn't suddenly love him more when he later did things such as give slaves rights, or came down hard on corrupt tax collectors.
melty said:
I think I heard that in Russia it's a flex of your influence to appoint women in your family into leadership. Probably goes for some other societies.
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Susanna said:
Incitatus (the horse) was never actually appointed consul, every single source from the time agrees on this. And the idea that he was planning to do so is also most likely a fabrication from his political adversaries, Nero was hated by the aristocracy but he seems to have been a generally competent ruler, just one unfortunate to have lived in interesting times. At the time Rome was suffering a major economic crisis, and Nero's solution was lavish public works to try and kick the economy back into motion. It's as good a solution as any politician in a country that has yet to invent economics could think to try (there are some striking similarities to Roosevelt's New Deal), but the money he spent came from the same revenue streams the senators were accustomed to embezzling from, so Nero quickly became beloved by the people, but loathed by the aristocracy. And they didn't suddenly love him more when he later did things such as give slaves rights, or came down hard on corrupt tax collectors
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I always find it interesting that people hold up Nero and Caligula as evidence of Rome's decadence, considering Nero, the latter of the two, is about half a century earlier than Trajan and the maximum territorial extent of the Empire, not to mention the other good emperors and Marcus Aurelius that all the Stoics love to jizz over. It really speaks to how history is reshaped to fit the narrative of the day, in this case the idea of declining empire.
 
Geraldine said:
Wanna know how bad it can get?
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"Fine and healthy" means it's not actually rotting away (it happens).
That thing that's broken is not, cannot be, and could never be a vagina.

18 comments so far. Worth reading if you have time to kill and a strong stomach.
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Fun to see that the troon is getting the true and honest woman's experience with healthcare (your valid concerns and issues being negated and minimized), yet he is not having a very good time with it.
 
garbage cake said:
L / moment of clarity for man on lesbian dating app

“I'm not T4T in the slightest. I actually DESPISE the idea of being only desirable to other trans women.” :story:
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I will admit, it is strange to see a transbian who isn't T4T make such an effort in trying to pass. He looks better than most transbians. I can still clock him and I can see why he has to angle things a certain way, but still. A lot of them look like grandmas or druggies, at best. Completely male buffalo cross dressers at worse. And usually almost all are T4T because literally every transbian barely gets laid when it comes to actual women, at most they only ever able to get bottom tier pooner pussy.

I feel like it's kinda freaky seeing him make this much effort. Giving dangerous invel vibes. but at the same time I kinda feel bad for him? I can't tell if he just really struggles with body issues or if this is all strictly about a fetish. With pooners, I feel more emapthetic because its clear a lot of them are HSTS with a similar mentality to the transbian in question, yet... Almost every single straight TiM is a degenerate rapist.
 
This is spectacular and kinda painful to watch.


Horrendously unfunny comedian Jen Ives, known for gate-crashing the inaugural LGB Alliance conference three years ago and for publishing an essay on his blog fantasising about JK Rowling's death, has made a video cataloguing what is wrong with him... which is pretty much everything. (A bit surprised to hear he is pre-op, but to be fair, seeing how much hormones seem to have fucked up his body already, fair play to him having enough common sense to not get the snip so far.)

Jen Ives is a sort of grown-up version of that little kid you maybe knew at school who ate bugs to impress other kids. He doesn't understand how to do comedy and keeps failing in a variety of ways. He is a pretty good example of a particular type of troon who are so horrible because they project their self-disgust on everyone else. Unfortunately for him, he is almost certainly much too far gone to ever come back. It's pretty depressing really.

When I first became aware of Jen Ives, he had created a new character that lasted five minutes and that was meant to be a TERF. It was all wide off the mark naturally, but I wondered for a while why he had nicked the voice from a Matt Lucas character in Little Britain called Marjorie Dawes. All became clear when I saw another video. It's... not the character's voice. It's how he always talks.
 
Candidate No 7 said:
This is spectacular and kinda painful to watch.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gY6VQ35pDp8
Horrendously unfunny comedian Jen Ives, known for gate-crashing the inaugural LGB Alliance conference three years ago and for publishing an essay on his blog fantasising about JK Rowling's death, has made a video cataloguing what is wrong with him... which is pretty much everything. (A bit surprised to hear he is pre-op, but to be fair, seeing how much hormones seem to have fucked up his body already, fair play to him having enough common sense to not get the snip so far.)

Jen Ives is a sort of grown-up version of that little kid you maybe knew at school who ate bugs to impress other kids. He doesn't understand how to do comedy and keeps failing in a variety of ways. He is a pretty good example of a particular type of troon who are so horrible because they project their self-disgust on everyone else. Unfortunately for him, he is almost certainly much too far gone to ever come back. It's pretty depressing really.

When I first became aware of Jen Ives, he had created a new character that lasted five minutes and that was meant to be a TERF. It was all wide off the mark naturally, but I wondered for a while why he had nicked the voice from a Matt Lucas character in Little Britain called Marjorie Dawes. All became clear when I saw another video. It's... not the character's voice. It's how he always talks.
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I really enjoy the number of recommended videos about autism on this one
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xh9lqwz9c said:
"Took an everything shower"

Is this guy saying that his usual grooming consists of those incel showers where he doesn't wash his ass, ballsack or stinking pits but just gets his hair wet then dries his filthy wretched self off ?

Does it mean something else? I've never heard of an "everything shower" so I'm just guessing that his usual shower consists of ... decidedly not everything.
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4 inches is deep for cis.. blah blah blah these trannies are so fucking tarded about women bodies its hilarious.
 
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