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Pooner gets suicidal when her parents refuse to play along and threatens to send her away for her own safety.
 

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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
is he missing a arm/hand or is it just bent weirdly?
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I think that's just him holding his hand in a weird "dainty" gesture. Forgot to put in the archive link, the post is here

Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
I think being a housewife would be too much work for one of these guys. Between keeping the house clean which I've never seen a troon with a clean home. The background of most troon pictures is full of flifth. Then you gotta cook for whoever is playing the man and maybe kids. Do the shopping, etc etc etc. And if for some reason he has kids to take care of the work multiples rapidly. Fuck that noise, seriously unless you have zero work skills and are stuck swinging a shovel or making small rocks out of big rocks for min wage, your better off just getting a job.
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Unfortunately these guys all live in bubbles where they all constantly validate each other's terrible ideas, and the outside world isn't willing to contradict them either, because troons will kill themselves or get you fired if you attempt to bring them back to earth.

So they're allowed to sink deep into coomer fantasies and then they make terrible decisions, like leaving their long term partners with the expectation that they can become a housewife.

(Well, maybe it's not unfortunate because it's very funny.)

AMHOLIO said:
Gave his backstory on reddit. Pays for both reddit and twitter premium services. Also a F1NNSTER simp. Cannot archive, someone please try since I'm behind on my archiving skills.
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If anyone is wondering why he Looks Like That, he had a stroke in 2020 and now has brain damage and epilepsy (I wonder if the decision to transition came after that). Full post link. Also had Bell's Palsy as a child:

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Notice he goes on a long rant about how terrible it is for Twitter users to make fun of him for his looks, after he came to their attention for picking on a random woman for her looks.

Broke his leg during a seizure, had to recover in a nursing home (presumably because no one likes him enough to take care of him):

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He is also currently Flowers For Algernon-ing and I can't even make fun of him for that despite him being a terrible person, it sounds awful:

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He has had multiple cosmetic surgeries on his face (lol) but doesn't seem to have had bottom surgery so at least he won't experience "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DICK" as a dementia patient
 
AMHOLIO said:
Gave his backstory on reddit. Pays for both reddit and twitter premium services
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That story made no sense at all. How can you be an introvert and an attention whore at the same time?
Standardized Profile said:
Can't be a prostitute, can't even get raped. I've marked this next part NSFW, and it is. But you're going to click it anyway because you can't stop yourself. And when you do, you have no one but yourself to blame.
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I was getting sucked in there, FRFR. She wants to be raped by a racist conservative man? Hey, that's me. I wonder if she's hot. Hmm.

Spoilers? Lemme take a look?

Fuck me dead. It's the mammy off Tom and Jerry!
 
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behindyourightnow said:
He is also currently Flowers For Algernon-ing and I can't even make fun of him for that despite him being a terrible person, it sounds awful
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It makes sense why he's now becoming more prone to being in lolcow circles if true, he might not be able to help himself. I hope he gets the help he needs, or at least restricted access to social media so he doesn't get taken advantage of.


Swole McPole said:
That story made no sense at all. How can you be an introvert and an attention whore at the same time?
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I didn't read it, but the way most people do it is by sitting there and really hoping people talk to you but not having the balls to do so yourself, so it's really harsh social anxiety. Social media king and queen bees can be like this: big shit online since no one can see you and you can be king of geek mountain, shutting the fuck up and chickening out when IRL because they still can't deal with real people.
 
Standardized Profile said:
Guys, how do I be a prostitute? Does being a nonbinary pooner make it harder?
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How do you get a sugar daddy?​


So I’m a ftm, sorta kinda nonbinary leaning, sex-loving person. I am completely open to meeting people and having sex as long as they are willing to work with my schedule. But I’m also unemployed and about to go to college, I want a sugar daddy, don’t know why but I really do want one. How would a person go about getting one? Would it be harder since I’m ftm?

I looked into PrinceAfterDark's post history, and now I'm sharing highlights with you.

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Can't be a prostitute, can't even get raped. I've marked this next part NSFW, and it is. But you're going to click it anyway because you can't stop yourself. And when you do, you have no one but yourself to blame.

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You made it to the end. Your reward is cutting scars.

There was also voluminous transsexual furry and some zoophile porn, but I didn't preserve any of it. I have limits.
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Buddy's built like Twomad
 
Syikeblade said:
Pooner gets suicidal when her parents refuse to play along and threatens to send her away for her own safety.
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I'm worried about her. The yelling from mom and dad isn't helping since she sees it as a huge breach of trust, but I can't be too upset at that when it is a very human response to yell with worry. I think a stay in the psych ward would be better and help her get to the root of her problem, a girl's school might think she's cool for pooning. I'm mostly worried she won't make it to the psych appointment on Monday given the way she talks, she seems to see herself backed in a corner and I hope reddit or her brain doesn't push her to do something rash until then.
 
behindyourightnow said:
He has had multiple cosmetic surgeries on his face (lol) but doesn't seem to have had bottom surgery so at least he won't experience "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DICK" as a dementia patient
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Could you imagine being a nurse in one of those old folks homes when all these trannys are old and demented, they are gonna have to deal with crazy patients accusing them of stealing their dicks left and right
 
Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
Could you imagine being a nurse in one of those old folks homes when all these trannys are old and demented, they are gonna have to deal with crazy patients accusing them of stealing their dicks left and right
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A family friend is exactly this, but the nursing home is full of old junkies and ex psych ward patients to invalid to smack up but to young to die in a gutter. The stories they tell of the tranny fueled junkies make my toes curl.

Old tranny junkies are probably the most hated list next to dementia patients cause you can't drug them out anymore.
 
Polycythemia is the overproduction of hematocrit and/or hemoglobin. It could have benign causes, or malign causes. Rarely, it could even lead to leukemia. If you were told you had this, and had to be investigated further, you might be concerned about your prognosis. If you were a troon, however, you have other priorities.

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The struggle continues​

General Question

I''ve been out and ready to start transitioning for quite a while 30+yrs but every little obstacle seems to feel like it's sending me right back to day 1 was about to ask to start E but then got hit with 3 bolts which revealed I have something called polycythemia, doctor doesn't want to start me on this whilst this blood work and proper investigation takes place, feeling very frustrated, seeing friends at a club yesterday with amazing bikinis just sent me into a bit of a spiral,x
 
Terfmaster9000 said:
Not enough.
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It's always the wrong ones who kill themselves, never the actually annoying or destructive ones. A sucidal teen with mental health issues being pushed by reddit pooners further into insanity is a tragedy, an adult BPD nightmare who is intent on destruction of everying and immature yaoi fueled autoandrophiles are not and yet the teens are likely to commit suicide more than adults. I rather have groomed kids get their act sorted out later than to watch them self terminate then fix nothing. Meanwhile, the actual assholes flourish.
 
From my basic first aid training, a steady flow of dark blood is venous bleeding. But if you're digging around in your torso, who knows what fluid is leaking out.
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Should I seek medical help?​


I do sub q injections in my stomach. I’ve been doing them for years and I’ve had bad ones and ones that have bled. But today was the first time I had a needle get stuck when I was pulling it out and I really had to tug it out. Then it bled super dark blood. Should I go to er could I have done something bad?

This goes on forever, I'm not going to screenshot it. Pooner penetrated by penis, prohibits pooner partner from pudendum.
r/ftm•Adventurous-Ad6054

How to cope with dysphoria with s/x with my partner !(tw: dysphoria/ transphobia)!​


(Tldr at the end)

I’m a stealth ftm and I’m dating another stealth ftm. For context, Many years ago I found myself on terf forums (while out as trans!) and because I was stealth, they accepted me. (Looking on it, I just felt so validated having the people who “hate” me take me in). However even now I find myself thinking those thoughts that terfs/transphobes would shout around.

I got with my now boyfriend years ago and honestly everything was good. My only problem is id get jealous of his past s/xual partners (men on women). But then it increasingly only became cis men I was jealous of. He was the first person I’ve ever had s/x with but even still he never gets jealous when I mention my ex’s.

Not too long ago we had our first 3some with a cis man. To make a very long and crazy story short, s/x was great! But the guy was not. However I’d always notice that my bf would always get excited to have s/x in the threesome but would be hesitant when it was just us. (He has a very very low libido while I have a very high one.) at first I didn’t mind because the s/x was great- but we finally kicked the guy to the curb after we found out stuff about him- like him not seeing us as men and misgendering us when confronted.

The problem was was that this really made the transphobic remarks in my head much worse. At first I had hope that a cis man would view me as a man and pushed away doubts but this solidified it for me. What makes it more frustrating was my boyfriend rarely bottoms for me even when I ask many times, but would be excited to bottom for him. I mentioned this many times of how it made me jealous and feel like he doesn’t view me the same but he assured me he didn’t.

After having the guy out of our lives, we’ve had sex very few times. And to be fair a lot of it stems from my boyfriend feeling violated and used (after finding out the guy was a shithead).

However now recently my dysphoria has been through the roof because I keep thinking back to when we were hooking up with him- my boyfriend would almost never say no to seeing him. And how happy he felt after seeing him. But he always is hesitant for s/x with me.

I confronted him and he broke down crying saying that he preferred cis guys s/xually. It was a very nice and understanding conversation and my jealousy has improved to the point where I didn’t get upset with him during this conversation. And just because he prefers them doesn’t mean he doesn’t feel attraction to me.
But for over a month now the terf-y thoughts in my brain won’t leave. I keep trying to find the most life like feeling dildo (and I found a pretty nice one ngl) and trying to act even more masculine but he declines having s/x where he’s penetrated every time. And I can’t stop comparing myself to cis men and feeling inadequate. I feel like my boyfriend won’t ever feel satisfied because of my parts. I feel like he’s missing out. I keep finding myself back at terf forums as a form of sh because people are saying my biggest fears im thinking and it’s validating in a fucked up way. I don’t know what to do, but I hate where I’m at currently.

(Tldr: feel jealous and comparing myself to cis men from years of looking at terf forums and feeling like I will never compare to a cis man and my boyfriend, who prefers cis men s/xually, will never feel fully satisfied with me s/xually because of my parts. It got worse after a 3sum with a cis man who actually saw us as girls. How do I stop obsessing over this?? I haven’t had this bad of dysphoria in years and I don’t know how to cope.)
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"Would having public sex with complete strangers be safe, as an FTM man?"
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gay person. probably looking at gay things.
he/him 20 | 2019 💉 2023 🔪

would gay cruising be safe as a trans man?​


for reference of this story, i’m 20 and i pass as male, i’m stealth.

i had an awkward situation the other night lmao. i live somewhere that had the possibility of the northern lights being visible. so, i drove out to this park that i frequent at around 10PM. there were other people in cars up there and standing outside of their cars, i thought they were also all up there to possibly get a glimpse of the northern lights. men started approaching me and talking to me, i figured everyone was just being friendly, but i did find it a bit unusual and some of the conversations felt a bit flirtatious. eventually, an older man struck up a conversation and i mentioned that i was trying to catch a glimpse of the northern lights and he said “oh, so you’re not up here cruising? this is a popular gay cruising spot” followed by some “i prefer younger guys” comments. i chatted with him for a bit because i love learning more about gay culture, but ultimately ended the conversation and left as i’m in a monogamous relationship. i searched up the park i went to and it’s historically a very popular cruising spot, with about 30 people “checked in” while i was there. anyway, it got me wondering— can FtM guys safely cruise? (pre-bottom surgery) my partner and i are into exhibitionism and i thought it could be fun to visit together, but i thought i’d check here if that would be safe or not.
"I love gay culture, like unprotected anal sex in the bushes while people are watching atmospheric phenomena nearby!"

I'm not sure what dad's intent was, or what he thought was going to happen, but this is hilarious:
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my father paid someone money to degrade me​


I’m a 20 year old trans man. to keep this short, my ethnic and religious father paid 100$ upwards for a "therapist" from our home country to facetime me. I was completely thrown into it without no actual explanation of who this person is gonna be or what to expect (though i knew it could only head into one direction, knowing my father) Shortly before it started all he said to me was "i told him about your issue" (the issue: me being a trans man)

The call went on for about two hours from which i had spent the most trying not to break down. The man was being disgusting in many ways. To every reply he got out of me and wasn’t satisfied with, he spat into the camera. I was degraded and insulted, told i‘m a lost cause multiple times. Parallel to verbally attacking me, he was also being a creep: telling me how he likes my smile and then asking me if i‘d meet him if he paid for the flight tickets and that he would, i quote: "throw me into the trunk of his car."

This call has made me feel more disgusted of myself than ever before and if i did have some sort of confidence before, its definitely fully gone now.

My parents did not even ask about what had been said, or about how it made me feel. I don‘t usually wish for their comfort after being let down so many times but in that particular moment i just wanted to be held. I went full circle with them, from physical and verbal abuse to little things like this to remind me to keep being ashamed of myself. I truly never felt more helpless.
 
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