📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[toilet_rainbow]

Some classic "HRT is magic" insanity

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The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

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Oh, and we need to build a penis. How? No fucking clue, use whatever we've got lying around. We're going to have to McGyver the fuck out of this dick.

With some additional classic "YOU ARE VALID TRANS PEOPLE!!!!1!!!" thrown in

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trans people i’m happy you’re alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m so glad you’re here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep doing your best!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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These were reblogged back to back by mutuals on my dash

 

[Law]

Jesus Bob you're literally just a man in a dress it's not that deep mate

I wish I could scream this at the Wachowski Brothers till I'm hoarse and they're deaf.

The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference.

"Sheer indifference" is an interesting way to describe kidney failure, high blood pressure, an elevated risk of stroke, and having your internal organs atrophy and adhere to one another till you need emergency surgery, but what do I know, I'm cis.

New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle

Laughs in Seahorse Dad. Your brand new beer gut and hairy chest can't cancel that pesky luteal phase.

Oh, and we need to build a penis. How?

That's the neat part, you won't.

 

[CheesyBoy]

The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

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Oh, and we need to build a penis. How? No fucking clue, use whatever we've got lying around. We're going to have to McGyver the fuck out of this dick.

No, your body really doesn't know what to do with those foreign hormones, it's desperately trying to adapt to the stupid shit you are doing to it. Same with Retard #2 bringing up "building a penis," because not only is that not a penis, but your female body does not know what to do with a penis and is trying to repair the damage you have caused.

 

[AMHOLIO]

the girls were hot though. Aside from that, yeah

You're going to end up sticking your dick in crazy with that attitude, son.

 

[Law]

The message was lost on all the gooners, because they only want to focus on how sexy they think the 2d animated pixel anime girl is. They don't give a shit about the deeper story. They might as well turn off the video once it gets to the sad part mourning his relationship.

This reminds me of the autobiographical comic "Spent" by Joe Matt. It's about him being a porn addict, justifying to himself and the reader why he prefers porn to a relationship with an actual human woman, and living in a shitty boarding house. It's pretty grim. It's also a look at pre-internet, VHS-based porn addiction.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

I'm still not acknowledged by my name or pronouns, nor am I even considered to be included into any female spaces such as friends wedding showers, baby showers, or anything generally female coded events.

Because, as the children say: Why would a man be there?

Spoiler: I hate trannies

I feel genuine rage whenever I read about one of these degenerates trying to claim anything related to motherhood just because wearing panties gives them boners. But entitled coomer fucks like this one, who see a woman go through all the insanity that is pregnancy without the romantic filters social media puts on it and insist they are the same -- these are specially heinous.

But you know what? I'm glad he's throwing a tantrum because he too wants to be one of the girls. Because all he's doing is creating more TERFs. Once he starts divorce proceedings and insisting in front of her family and courts that he too is the baby's mom and they're all abusive, bigoted psychos for not agreeing, they too will start to consider how much the T really belongs with the LGBs.

And while I hate that a baby is in the middle of it all, I can't help but feel the wife deserves it. Why would you have a baby with a man who has warned you he is extremely mentally ill?

Unrelated to all of that: Besides gender, skeletons also show when a woman has given birth because it is permanently altered after doing so. Have Pooner mothers ever despaired about their skeletons inevitably outing them as having done the most female thing of all? Or Trannies with children cried about their skeletons not validating their mockery of motherhood?

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This is 4 days old but I haven't seen it mentioned. Another family man tries to "come out" to pregnant wife; said wife recognizes his selfishness for what it is, calls him out on it, gives an ultimatum.
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I (30) tried to come out to my wife (30/cishet) last night, just as questioning and reaching out to therapists to unscramble things. I got shut down entirely on the possibility transition. And it hurt so much.

She told me if choose this path I'm choosing it for myself and not for our family. In no uncertain terms she informed me that she is straight. And she told me "I'd support anyone else, but not you. Not my partner"

Then she made me promise I wouldn't. I had to look her in the eye and say that I would choose our family. She assured me that I am worth loving, and I just need to learn to love myself like she does. Then, it seems like she moved on, dismissing the conversation entirely.

I'm still shaking, tears unshed. But I had to share, because I think the hurt i felt confirmed who I want to be. It hurts everywhere, and I don't know what to do.

Edit I'm getting a lot of support and I feel I left out one of the most important pieces, honestly the thing that makes it hardest. We have a 2 year old son and second son on the way (assuming cis for the littles). I grew up in a split home, and that is not something I would ever want for my children. But I also don't want to grow to resent my children, I'd rather be real for them, but that's not seeming possible right now if I want to be in their lives

An update, as of 11 hours ago:
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I guess this is sort of an update?

I'm getting emotional whiplash from my wife. She cycles from pseudo supportive to talking about leaving. Now she's telling me not to seek any sort of treatment until likely next year (I'm already 30, I don't want to wait). I outed to a my sister and some friends and saying it felt so good with all of them, which makes me even more sure that this is right for me. It's just her, I'm starting to dread when she calls, and she's decided to out me to her parents this weekend. Yet she still thinks that making me wait and go to therapy is going "fix" me. She also informed me that she wants to split bank accounts because she doesn't want her money to go into my transition.

I had a consult with hair transplant people, talked to laser, had the prices with special deals and could've had the hair transplants in by next week, but no.

Early on I tried to assure her that would be, fundamentally, the same person but happier, and today she saw a therapist her told her that that idea is a delusion.

I'm just so tired. I'm numb. I want to make my choice for me and move forward, but I can't bring myself to walk away with a baby on the way.

Sorry for the rant. Thanks ladies

He may not dare to walk away because he wants to be in his kids' lives, but his wife is clearly on the way out, and thank God for that.

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He's a fucking therapist.

 

[DSHK]

I wish I could scream this at the Wachowski Brothers till I'm hoarse and they're deaf.

"Sheer indifference" is an interesting way to describe kidney failure, high blood pressure, an elevated risk of stroke, and having your internal organs atrophy and adhere to one another till you need emergency surgery, but what do I know, I'm cis.

Laughs in Seahorse Dad. Your brand new beer gut and hairy chest can't cancel that pesky luteal phase.

That's the neat part, you won't.

didnt Buck Angels womb literally start rotting inside her to the point she was minutes from death?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I wish I could scream this at the Wachowski Brothers till I'm hoarse and they're deaf.

"Sheer indifference" is an interesting way to describe kidney failure, high blood pressure, an elevated risk of stroke, and having your internal organs atrophy and adhere to one another till you need emergency surgery, but what do I know, I'm cis.

Laughs in Seahorse Dad. Your brand new beer gut and hairy chest can't cancel that pesky luteal phase.

That's the neat part, you won't.

No, your body really doesn't know what to do with those foreign hormones, it's desperately trying to adapt to the stupid shit you are doing to it. Same with Retard #2 bringing up "building a penis," because not only is that not a penis, but your female body does not know what to do with a penis and is trying to repair the damage you have caused.

Whenever I see something like this, I always think back to that classic video where Kirk Cameron claims that the banana was a gift from God because it's easy to peel and hold in your hand and the whatnot. Of course, that banana is the result of people genetically modifying the banana over millennia, to the point that the main type found in supermarkets is now so genetically incestuous that it is vulnerable to becoming extinct if a particularly bad blight emerged. Trannies applauding science by claiming that cross sex hormones will magically turn them into the opposite sex is the atheist equivalent. It's fundamentalist pseudoscientific bullshit all the same.

 

[New & Improved Username]

R/bad tattoos again,saw this

read this;

thought who the fuck is this I never heard of this, googled. hmm this looks weird, google "is ethel cain trans" because Google won't give you a straight answer if you use the word troon, it's a troon.

I knew nothing of this guy, saw only his professionally done, posed and retouched photos that he thought were good enough to promote himself as a [woman] and knew in .5 of a second that it's a man. I doubt it's a T&H woman with the tattoo either.

 

[Bogan]

It's like something from Radio Flyer. And you can tell from the windows open on the computer monitor that this is his room he's complaining about as an example of his "poor conditions." I'd say it's still a mite better than his fantasy of being homeless in the great down under, pretending he's Bluey and drinking gasoline with aborigines all day.

I'm horrified at the prospect of this creature being in the same continent as me.

Also lmao at this poorfag thinking he's going to be able to afford jack shit in Australia, it's way more expensive than the US is. House for rent? That'll be $600 a week, minimum. Best case is these two trannies get stuck in a sharehouse with a bunch of pajeets who either creep on them or openly hate them.

 

[Stan]

He may not dare to walk away because he wants to be in his kids' lives, but his wife is clearly on the way out, and thank God for that.

I never thought I was going to get nostalgic for the bad old days when men coped with their anxiety about having another child by cheating on their pregnant wives, making impulsive big-ticket purchases (e.g. sports car), abusing drugs and alcohol, sniping at their wife for no longer being sexy while pregnant, or moping around like sullen teens who don't want to put in extra chore time once the baby is born, but here we are.

Like... it's got to be that, right? Why else is Mr. 30 years and counting, the professional therapist, only know reconsidering his gender and plotting transition, when he's got another baby on the way? It's some Peter Pan level escapism from increasing Dad responsibility.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

thought who the fuck is this I never heard of this, googled. hmm this looks weird, google "is ethel cain trans" because Google won't give you a straight answer if you use the word troon, it's a troon.

Wild how you didn't even mention the tattoos.

 

[and I must scream]

Trans nationalism. And I don't mean nationalists who happen to be trans.
Apparently it's a thing.

A state in which 90% don't work because of Mah Disability, yet everyone needs a comprehensive medical treatment and many "need" expensive surgeries, all paid by others of course. Fertility and birth rates are almost non-existent, mortality rates mysteriously high compared to other Western countries. Also the state should provide for its citizenship completely because communism. Yeah, I totally see this happening.

We are a culture older than any nation, a people who predate and shall exist after the human race.

"Shell exist after the human race"? What are you, cockroaches?

Because I can work with this, actually. Cockroaches. Disgusting, scaring many people, live in filth, have no brain. It fits.

Our people are too good to be relegated to bring murdered in bathrooms

Give me one example of a troon who got murdered in a bathroom.

hunted on the internet

What does that even mean lol

I suggest the formation of vigilance cells comprised of at least 3 transgender individuals, to a maximum of 10 total individuals, located within a singular 10 mile radius.

Eh... Why this formation in particular? Seriously asking.

 

[Syikeblade]

This narcissist tranny just wants everyone to serve him. Also this little story of a tranny fighting a bear while expecting his plus sized female friend to step in is hilarious



The rest of the comments are just them complaining about gays and how straight men are hot. I'm guessing the effeminate behavior of their fellow gays disturbs the illusion of being a "real" women.

Gays don't look out for each other

 

[Sean Andalou]

Give me one example of a troon who got murdered in a bathroom.

You mean not counting suicide?

 

[Bloo]

In case you think Im making this up. Brokencyde is touring again too.

https://kikikannibal.com/

EDIT: Apparently she never quit being emo, these are some recent photos of her.
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And a TLDR of the current drama

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj4lWsU1oH8

I vaguely followed Kiki, all I knew is that everyone hated her. Didn’t she sell some cheap jewellery that fell apart during shipping? Or that might have been another famous scene girl. Weird time.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

There's this stubborn, mostly male insistence that feminism and feminists are supposed to cut loose, chill out, be sexually available and openminded and OK with porn watching and swinging and promiscuity and hard drugs and fetish stuff and whoring themselves out or whatever else Nick Rekeita and Dan Savage and Hugh Hefner the many men like them can come up with. And to see men (always men) try to work this into feminist language is a insidious thing indeed. Those men want women to believe it is empowering to be a whore, or a camwhore, or the other woman, or a stripper (mostly a front for real whoring.) That by playing into the male sexual desire (and market and demand) that's already there is somehow a liberated feminist act if you let a bunch of guys pressure and convince you that it is. It's supposed to be fair play now and we're all just making career choices, but the men always figure out some way to cut themselves in on the deal.

Men didn't start that. Granted, some of them like it and do expect it now, but they were not the source of that cultural change for women. Ever since the 1970s women have been told that in order to be liberated and equal to men they should behave more like them. They were told that by other women. By feminists. (And, granted, by the Market who wanted their cheaper labor and their money: https://archive.ph/LvSIS . ) No cultural niche was omitted either, from family and working norms to sociosexual ones. Cosmopolitan magazine was the pop bible for that. It was endorsing indiscriminate promiscuity (and the promise of liberation from practicing it) for women in every way imaginable two decades before the internet fired up. All kinds of social stigmas were deconstructed in its pages. Screwing married men, becoming an "escort" etc. Erika Jong in 1973 wrote about the idea of the "zipless fuck" for women in her book Fear of Flying. Which was anonymous sex without difficulty, strings, risk, etc. A "Wham bam thank you Mr.!" for women.) If you didn't desire a zipless fuck now and then for yourself as a fun vacation and affirmation of your sexy worth, well, you were a social dinosaur, uptight, prudish, etc.

None of this is particularly new. It's just that it's been ratcheted up and gone mainstream and we're tripping over the unintended consequences daily now. But the notion of personal empowerment through unlimited sexual freedom was pushed initially by other women decades ago. (Not unlike other misguided and damaging social movements, ahem. Past and present.) Celebrity poster girls for it come and go, but the message has remained pretty much the same: "Enjoy sex like men and you will be happy!" Certain men caught on to what a good thing it was for them (and for the liberal brand) and they began promoting it (and exploiting) it too.

Culture is transformed by technology. So much of the maladaptations and weirdness we're seeing now are the results from the creation of the birth control pill and the loss of being able to say No to sex from a practical (and unoffensive) standpoint. Abortion (another technology which disrupted social norms) also changed female culture dramatically too.

 

[DSHK]

I vaguely followed Kiki, all I knew is that everyone hated her. Didn’t she sell some cheap jewellery that fell apart during shipping? Or that might have been another famous scene girl. Weird time.

Crazy how it all went completely dead then came back into fashion 5 years ago

 

[Bloo]

Crazy how it all went completely dead then came back into fashion 5 years ago

Gen Z barely have any of their own identity outside of social media and the trans shit. We looked like idiots but at least it was a unique style of idiocy to our generation. Just give us something new that isn’t gender related, please.

 

[Pig Cups]

She told me if choose this path I'm choosing it for myself and not for our family. In no uncertain terms she informed me that she is straight. And she told me "I'd support anyone else, but not you. Not my partner"

Interesting…seems his wife is an actual example of a “NIMBY TERF” that the scumbag from a couple of pages ago was worrying about:

Log off already: a troon describes his wife as a "NIMBY TERF" and worries what this means for his marriage going forward.
Also, this guy is a scumbag for being an asshole to his pregnant wife, though I must say she's incredibly stupid for going forward and reproducing with this loser in the first place.
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And what a ghoul. Just in the first sentence, he basically admits to lying to her that he’s just questioning/looking to therapists to help him work past it, yet is heartbroken when she says she won’t tolerate him fully trooning out. AKA, trooning out is his absolute goal and he wants to gradually ease her into it by dissembling at the start, because why would you be sad about her unsupportive reaction if it wasn’t? After all, you say that you’re just questioning and consulting therapists to work past these feelings, RIGHT??

I (30) tried to come out to my wife (30/cishet) last night, just as questioning and reaching out to therapists to unscramble things. I got shut down entirely on the possibility transition. And it hurt so much.

Fucking kill yourself. There’s no saving this.

Edit I'm getting a lot of support and I feel I left out one of the most important pieces, honestly the thing that makes it hardest. We have a 2 year old son and second son on the way (assuming cis for the littles). I grew up in a split home, and that is not something I would ever want for my children. But I also don't want to grow to resent my children, I'd rather be real for them, but that's not seeming possible right now if I want to be in their lives

Let’s hope that this is the final push the wife needs to reach peak trans, drop any remnants of troon support, and go full TTD.