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I wouldn’t worry. When we touch down on the moon again we will have the Jewish woman. Nigger, white man, and Asian as diversity is our strength
 
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I send women to space all the time. Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!
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how will there be space colonies without sex retard
It will be like 50 years before we intentionally have children off earth and musk personally seems more set on robots as his 'preservation of consciousness' plan rather than real people so it may never happen

If it did I'd say send them directly to where they are meant to live rather than risking their horrible death in some nigger rigged boeing death trap
 
Speaking of reasons to send women to space: how many here think Mark Lee and Jan Davis boned on STS-47? If so, do you think they were the first (not counting Russian commie buttsex)?
 
how will there be space colonies without sex retard
We shouldn't be spending billions of dollars in to space just so some geriatric arby's beef curtains can make the decision to settle down on Space Tinder and get the horsy sauce.
 
Since they manage the satellites it wouldn't surprise me if they were also responsible for monitoring sites and combat zones and providing tactical data, probably all the Air Force people doing that previously were transferred to Space Force.
The whole idea behind the Space Force was that every branch was running their own space assets and the SF unifies that.
 
Who cares?
first puppydog in space
first dude in "space"
first dude actually in space
first dude on the moon
first couple to perform the unassisted full body 360 penis in vagina helicopter drill manoeuvre we have all dreamed of

None of it matters in the grand scheme of things but this is the stuff that drives our imaginations and extends the reach and grasp of human potential.
 
first puppydog in space
first dude in "space"
first dude actually in space
first dude on the moon
first couple to perform the unassisted full body 360 penis in vagina helicopter drill manoeuvre we have all dreamed of

None of it matters in the grand scheme of things but this is the stuff that drives our imaginations and extends the reach and grasp of human potential.
america did the first space docking

which is like sex
 
This will probably go down like a lead balloon here, but I do find it disappointing there isn’t a woman on the Artemis III crew, not even as a backup. I have no doubt there will be one for Artemis IV though.
It doesn't really matter much with A3, as the point is to test the landers and rendezvous. So you have Luca as pilot who is probably one of the most experienced test pilots + astronauts out there. Has EVA experience and resilience. He also serves as a means of removing an ESA slot on future missions. The NASA A2 backup is flying on this mission (I am terrible with names and phone posting). This meant there were 2 other slots, and the Moon Landing is meant to be the woman flight. Even if Don Pettit should be the one making the first steps back on the moon.

The other interesting thing is that this will be the second time a spacecraft has rendezvoued with two other spacecrafts since Soyuz T-15 went to Mir, then Salyut-7 then back to Mir.
obscene honestly
Which is how we got the development of the androgynous docking adapter with Apollo Soyuz as no side wanted to be seen as the one in the feminine, penetraped role in the mission. - I can't use my laptop rn but there are plenty of articles on apollo soyuz and one on that point in particular (that I know of)
 
Does any of you wonder how terrifyingly huge Jupiter must look like if you were standing on Metis, its innermost moon?
 
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