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[Heinrich Maneuver]

a pair of pooners slathering testosterone on their female bodies caused their baby to have pubes.

This was a plot on House MD well over a decade ago; the single father was using Test gel for his libido, but it was spreading accidentally to his children when he hugged them/took care of them etc. Both kids in the show went through precocious puberty, the young boy had violent outbursts and the girl started having periods under 10, which caused the dad to be investigated for abusing his kids (her bloodied clothes were found by the Drs, and the first thought wasnt "period" but "abuse"). The dads new girlfriend was also growing a moustache.
Yes it was likely exaggerated for TV, but the dangers of T gel were known even back then. Horrifying, kids of pooners might have to go on true and honest puberty blockers and all the side effects that come with that...

 

[expectant asshole]

It so crazy to me how blasé poons and their doctor are about the likelihood of giving their child birth defects. When I was pregnant, I was very aware about avoiding the obvious like alcohol, smoking, but also blue cheese, sushi, even runny eggs as there’s the slightest chance that could harm the foetus. I was told to avoid all medications except paracetamol and rennies as pharmaceutical companies can’t test drugs on pregnant women they can’t guarantee that there wouldn’t be any negative effects.

Doctors, nurses, and midwives KNOW that taking testosterone in pregnancy is bad for the foetus. Why does trans cause medical professionals to ignore everything they know?

Innocent babies being harmed makes me unbearable MATI.

And just to depress you guys further, female foetuses develop all of their eggs in utero. That means when the testosterone poisoned girl grows up, her children could still be affected by grandma’s pooning.

 

[Your old Livejournal]

It so crazy to me how blasé poons and their doctor are about the likelihood of giving their child birth defects. When I was pregnant, I was very aware about avoiding the obvious like alcohol, smoking, but also blue cheese, sushi, even runny eggs as there’s the slightest chance that could harm the foetus. I was told to avoid all medications except paracetamol and rennies as pharmaceutical companies can’t test drugs on pregnant women they can’t guarantee that there wouldn’t be any negative effects.

Doctors, nurses, and midwives KNOW that taking testosterone in pregnancy is bad for the foetus. Why does trans cause medical professionals to ignore everything they know?

Innocent babies being harmed makes me unbearable MATI.

And just to depress you guys further, female foetuses develop all of their eggs in utero. That means when the testosterone poisoned girl grows up, her children could still be affected by grandma’s pooning.

That's what I find so baffling. Women are bombarded with advice and warnings from all sides about what they mustn’t do, eat or drink during pregnancy. Hell, even when you're trying to conceive you should basically give up any unhealthy habit, and to me it feels in the past decades the list of don’ts has only gotten longer.

But when it comes to pooners it's suddenly dead silence. Sure, go ahead and poison your foetus with testosterone, what's the big deal?! The most MATI I've been was when someone on here shared that article about pooner pregnancies that was arguing along the lines that we shouldn't focus so much on a healthy baby as an outcome of pregnancy, if pooners want to cripple their child, then that's on them.

I'm still seething thinking about this, and it radicalised me to such an extent that I think TIFs shouldn't be allowed on testosterone if they still have their ovaries + uterus. Their need to LARP cute uwu anime boys shouldn't be considered more important than the health of a baby. You think you’re a man? Fine, but men don't get pregnant, so a IUD or hysterectomy it is. Sadly, I'm not in charge though.

 

[Vlad the Implier]

Goddamnit, you made me go digging around on r/seahorse_dads. Here's one: a pair of pooners slathering testosterone on their female bodies caused their baby to have pubes.

Looking at this user's posts, they don't have a lot but I couldn't help but notice (((something))) else...

Doctors, nurses, and midwives KNOW that taking testosterone in pregnancy is bad for the foetus. Why does trans cause medical professionals to ignore everything they know?

Its the Western tatemae.

Imagine you went to university, medical school, did 4 years of residency, and possibly more in fellowship to become an OB/GYN or endocrinologist. That's around 13-15 years of little sleep, grueling hours, and difficult courses, all the while you're taking on a lot of debt to do this. You've finally made it, its *Doctor* Expectant Asshole now. You're earning 300K+ a year and with ease, you're paying off your debt and you've moved your family to large, beautiful house in a great part of town.

Then one day, a stinky little pooner parks into a handicapped spot outside your office, she walks unassisted to the back of her car and grabs her highly decorated walking stick and makes her way to the receptionist. You review the medical records sent over by her psychiatrist and see that she has an extensive repertoire of mental disorders, autism, and yes, gender dysphoria. You meet her in the examination room and see the expectant eyes of someone who's never been told no in their entire life:

"Doctor, I'm a heckin dood born in the wrong body! Even my psychiatrist, Dr. Ariel Shekelblatt finally agreed with me. I want to start taking testosterone."

You have two options:
1. Politely, yet firmly tell her no because you know she's just mentally ill and this isn't healthy.
2. Give the pooner what she wants.

If you go with 1, the pooner goes on Reddit/Twitter and doxes you for being a transphobic terf and the whole genderspecial community mobilizes to harass you, your family, and the hospital you work for. They're going to spam online reviews and send cp, rape threats, death threats, etc. all the while telling everyone you're a bigot. Before long, the hospital fires you for the headache you've caused them. Any future employers can just google your name and they'll see that you're a transphobe.

If you go with 2, then life goes on as normal. You keep living the good life while the pooner ruins hers, and you keep earning those fat MD paychecks. Its just the easy choice.

 

[Rotter]

What did this pooner 'graduate' from?
Is she a substance-abuse barrister now, or did she just 'graduate' from prison?

 

[Taxes]

It so crazy to me how blasé poons and their doctor are about the likelihood of giving their child birth defects. When I was pregnant, I was very aware about avoiding the obvious like alcohol, smoking, but also blue cheese, sushi, even runny eggs as there’s the slightest chance that could harm the foetus. I was told to avoid all medications except paracetamol and rennies as pharmaceutical companies can’t test drugs on pregnant women they can’t guarantee that there wouldn’t be any negative effects.

Doctors, nurses, and midwives KNOW that taking testosterone in pregnancy is bad for the foetus. Why does trans cause medical professionals to ignore everything they know?

Innocent babies being harmed makes me unbearable MATI.

And just to depress you guys further, female foetuses develop all of their eggs in utero. That means when the testosterone poisoned girl grows up, her children could still be affected by grandma’s pooning.

It's tragic, especially for the future generations of pooner-mom affected daughters. If these girls somehow manage to survive the garbage their mentally ill mothers will 100% inflict upon them, their bodies will still be forever tainted. They'll likely suffer from PCOS, hirsutism, early/precocious puberty, etc. Ironically, these girls will likely have more claim regarding true dysphoria & DSD issues compared to their foul mothers. That is if they are even mentally sound enough to understand what's been done to them & aren't full blown tards.

Spoiler: Rant

What really irks me, besides the obvious child abuse troons & poons promote, is the fact they insist on continuing their genetic lineages. Most trannies want healthy, fertile partners of the opposite sex or try to freeze their eggs or save sperm for a future, normal donor. It feels me with such revulsion that these freaks get to do this after proving themselves deeply mentally unstable. As if their genes are somehow integral additions to the gene pool. They should forfeight the right the minute they start dreaming of T gel or licking their lips at the thought of cock-chops.

Parenthood is a gift, not a right. Every child deserves good parents, but not every wannabe deserves a child. Troons & poons fail at basic understanding/acceptance of biological reality, UNTIL it comes to playing cards with their kids' health! Not to mention, half of them don't get pregnant/impregnate for any other reason than to fufill some "breeding kink" or babytrap some poor soul. The other half does it to wittle away at women's reproductive gains, muddy the term "father", and to get enough media attention to one day fill the rampant void in their hearts. The results of pooner babies proves to anyone with eyes that they have never cared.

So many of humanity's issues would be solved if those damn nazies gadn't put a sour taste in people's mouths towards eugenics. If I could flip a lightswitch & all illequipped genetic deadends of the world (permafatties, troons/poons, BPDers, 3rd World rejects, n/wiggers, abusers [but I repeat myself] etc) would get the Spanish Hapsburg endgame treatment, I would. God, what a shishow.

Whatever, Thread tax:
A) Blind Leading the Blind: Pooners whine about honest men and women giving them any advice on how to skinwalk better because they "already know" how to pass. You'd think that if their getting this advice then it would cross their minds that maybe they aren't pulling off convincing disguises. But no, instead they turn to their "elders" (most of whom either spent 90% of their life as their birth sex and are just as clueless as the younger cows OR have been on T for 10 years, yet still get mistaken for butch lesbians at 35+). God forbid one of the few supporters of the lesser group of gender specials actually do them well. "...let the older trans guys handle it. They know better than you." Cute. Passive aggressiveness is so natural to these girls, that I can practically hear the "mmm-hmm" & "that's right!" radiating off them.


B) Pipsqueak Peter Pan: Pooner struggles with the fact that her doe-faced, diminutive disposition makes her feel compared to her fellow agemates. She wants to be the Bradd Pitt or Zac Effron type of gay fantasy, but comes off more as a kid playing dress up in the most disturbing of ways. More typical troons and poons wanting to swap sex to be the cream of the crop, when they make members of their own chromosomal clade look androgynous in comparison.


C) You Win None, She Lose None: TiF copes and seethes when after breaking things off, her (assumed) disloyal paramour hops on a train back to Dick city. She whines and malds about how she's 'basically like any other guy (except for the whole being female thing)' and the passive-aggressive 'well, he's ugly anyways!' Who would've guessed a liberal heterosexual woman would end up humoring this until she's confronted with the fact that carpet munching isn't her forte? These self-hating lesbians never learn, do they?

 

[Anasa Tristis]

if pooners want to cripple their child, then that's on them.

"Reproductive rights" are a big deal these days with the liberal minded. They all begin and end with adult desires and their supposed "right" to a family. Never do the children get any consideration or safeguarding. They were reduced to "choices" decades ago, and that definition has yielded what we're witnessing now. Couples with timed out eggs or sperm can get IVF, gay guys can get surrogate babies, two pooners can get donated sperm, even trans couples can adopt or pursue surrogacy in some states (Brrr.). Etc! It's as if all previous knowledge about the proper timing and raising of children has been thrown out the window because the tech is (somewhat) there to push past the natural limits that ensure healthy pregnancies and child development. And gawd knows we can't say No to anyone when they say they want a "family", regardless of the timing, the risks to the children, or who's involved. It's nuts. It's immoral and guaranteed to have unintended consequences. Society at large is going to pay for indulging those selfish idiots, one way or another. As are the poor kids of those perverse and unnatural arrangements.

Yeah. I'm radicalized and MATI too.

 

[The Great Ducktator]

And just to depress you guys further, female foetuses develop all of their eggs in utero. That means when the testosterone poisoned girl grows up, her children could still be affected by grandma’s pooning.

On the plus side, the seahorse daughters are likely growing up with body issues, gender identity issues, mentally unstable and in hard liberal households. Grandchildren are unlikely.

 

[Croctopus]

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

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Sounds exhausting. Nobody likes a crazy bitch.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

But when it comes to pooners it's suddenly dead silence. Sure, go ahead and poison your foetus with testosterone, what's the big deal?! The most MATI I've been was when someone on here shared that article about pooner pregnancies that was arguing along the lines that we shouldn't focus so much on a healthy baby as an outcome of pregnancy, if pooners want to cripple their child, then that's on them.

Was that this horror show? Co-authored by Sally Hines, sociologist and drunk Tweeter.

 

[Uzumaki]

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Sure you all SAY you want to eat shit...

 

[Potato Burrito]

Got three words of advice for you, lass: Log. Out. Nigga.

She met another pooner on Grindr, it's going well. Or not.



She can't even let her mom get some dick in peace without panicking and calling the cops when mom stops answering the phone.



I repeat: log off! Delete Reddit! Go outside!! Silly girl has herself all worked up about shit that isn't even happening.

 

[Hepativore]

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Got three words of advice for you, lass: Log. Out. Nigga.

She met another pooner on Grindr, it's going well. Or not.

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She can't even let her mom get some dick in peace without panicking and calling the cops when mom stops answering the phone.

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I repeat: log off! Delete Reddit! Go outside!! Silly girl has herself all worked up about shit that isn't even happening.

If there really was a pogrom that was rounding up every "trans" person to imprison or execute them then that would be an issue as everybody is entitled to basic human rights regardless of their detachment from reality.

On the other-hand, this person sounds clearly delusional, and it highlights the fact that being a troon/pooner is often comorbid with other deep-seated psychological issues and that if the root problems were solved, they would not be pooning/trooning-out.

 

[shatterspinel]

Inject yourself and keep that shit inside your body.

That should be a minimum buy in type of thing, if you’re not manly enough to take your medication in a way that won’t harm innocent people. . .

 

[Lord Of Shit]

But when it comes to pooners it's suddenly dead silence

Family Guy nailed it:

"Please don't turn your fetus into a flipper baby, ma'am".

"It's okay; I'm transgender".

"Oh, I'm terribly sorry, sir! Please go ahead and create man-made horrors beyond my comprehension".

a train back to Dick city.

"Reproductive rights" are a big deal these days with the liberal minded

Oh, yeah.

It used to be: "I should not be forced to bear a child which, right now, I do not want and to which I cannot give a good life".

Now it's become: "I have the right to shit out as many defective fetuses as I want, and no one can dare try to stop me. Oh, and everyone else is responsible for paying for them. And I should not have to change or adapt my immature, selfish, drug-abusing party-party lifestyle in any way whatsoever".

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

That's what I find so baffling. Women are bombarded with advice and warnings from all sides about what they mustn’t do, eat or drink during pregnancy.

I've seen plenty of the pregopoons claim they 'didn't know' they were pregnant. Which I'm not sure how any woman can't know before you're coming up on the third trimester, but I have an inkling they're selfishly afraid they won't be manly enough when thy give birth and choose the gender euphoria over their baby's health.

 

[Vlad the Implier]

She can't even let her mom get some dick in peace without panicking and calling the cops when mom stops answering the phone.

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This is 100% a person who spends too much time on the internet and has been made hyperaware of the dangers of touching grass. Isn't it crazy to think people used to go out back in the days when cell phones didn't exist and somehow still survived and lived fulfilling lives?

I've seen plenty of the pregopoons claim they 'didn't know' they were pregnant. Which I'm not sure how any woman can't know before you're coming up on the third trimester, but I have an inkling they're selfishly afraid they won't be manly enough when thy give birth and choose the gender euphoria over their baby's health.

Too manly to pick up a pregnancy test or drop by the OB/GYN I suppose. Way too heckin' dysphoric dood, that's for women!

Edit: Ironic given the context, but avoiding clearly needed medical help really is peak male behavior, I'll give them that much.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I've seen plenty of the pregopoons claim they 'didn't know' they were pregnant. Which I'm not sure how any woman can't know before you're coming up on the third trimester, but I have an inkling they're selfishly afraid they won't be manly enough when thy give birth and choose the gender euphoria over their baby's health.

Their cycles might be erratic anyway from the testosterone, and also never underestimate their capacity for self-delusion.

 

[Heinrich Maneuver]

Their cycles might be erratic anyway from the testosterone

I also imagine they assume extra cramping, nausea, vaginal issues, and other assorted pregnancy pains is just their life saving boy juice working its manly magic. If many of them are already 'chronic illness' types, I bet they are used to feeling shit all the time, and are so out of touch with their body and its signals anyway, the 'haha I don't even know when I'm hungry' types.