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Magic Pickle said:
The Herbbit: a pixie that stands at the microscopic height of 4'11" has concerns that she will never be taken seriously as a man at her height as even true and honest men around her are mocked for their short statures - despite the fact that they still tower over her.
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Holy Fraggle Rock: they're all 4'11 to 5'2 on average, and then you head on over to the MTF subreddits and you get 6'4, 6'5 and 6'8 on average. That's like comparing your character from Dark Souls to Ornstein and Smough. They all think they can pass when they are literal midgets to actual men.

Had to include this tidbit from a gender-affirming ally: in all of her works, she feminizes the trans man so much it resembles the inherent contradiction you see on FTMfemininity: they want to be seen as men and treated as them while having cutesy Sanrio bag chains and a face full of MAC.
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(Said individual was dressed in a botched Vivienne Westwood with Annie Lennox's hair with the body of Nicole Ritchie during her pro-ana phase.)
 
Hamplanet Fitness said:
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I hate trannies invading EDM spaces. I hate how they dress either like teen girls or try-hard perverts who obsess over le queer culture and acting like they're apart of a cult because they obsess over yesteryears satanic panic, just a bunch of people with no personality, always whining and moaning about how they have no money then going to concert after concert, buying drinks and fast food and all that jazz, as well as openly venting online like a middle schooler except the reality is they have a social life with friends living in expensive cities so their emo diatribes about how unfair life is and how everyone hates /doesn't understand them is just a reflection of their status as an abusive soulless piece of garbage and the tolerance their friends have toward those rantings and ravings (lol) is a reminder that everyone involved is a fake, shallow loser who all partake in the same bitter insecure "guys am I cool? I'm cool, right?" behavior.
Vapid dsyfunctional addicts are annoying as is, now add identity politics catered toward former upper middle class suburban kids who's still upset at mommy and daddy for taking them to church and telling them they have to take responsibility in life. I'd rather hang around an audacious street junkie coming from the hood than the average pompous pooner/troon, at least the street junkie is more likely to have an actual personality and be somewhat entertaining.
 
deermeat said:
I hate trannies invading EDM spaces.
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I haven't been in my local scene for years because the good ones have dissipated and the others are just gay corporate shit for influencers. I can see how raves would appeal to trannies and I'm glad I got to experience things before gender sorcery became a thing but just how bad is it these days?
 
a certain lady lawyer that is talked about regularly in this thread made an appearance in a youtube video recently at the 11:00 minute mark.
 
Sinner's Sandwich said:
After Arthur Conan Doyle killed Sherlock Holmes in his book there was a giant outrage from readers. He was also attacked by a woman in the street. She beat him with her bag and screamed at him how he could have let Sherlock die.
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He even brought Sherlock back to life, whether because of fear of his insane fans or he realized he kind of liked money or both.
 
Pooner cope roundup time
Pooner just turned 18. Thinking about losing her virginity on grindr. source
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I turned 18 and I know I'm young, but I really don't want to be a virgin anymore, even if it means doing it with a stranger. I feel like I could cry every night from needing another warm body touching me in places no one has ever dared to touch, not because of the need for validation or because of loving someone, just because of carnal desire, and I feel that feeling so far from me. I've been on antidepressants for a few weeks now and I feel like nothing matters to me anymore and I've lost my fear about certain things (and I don't think that's good, because I'm basically losing feelings.), and for the first time I've installed Grindr.

I've only been in love once in my life, and I can identify that I'm demisexual for multiple reasons. I'm also a trans man, and I know that my sexual and love life will be much more difficult than it already is as a shy, short and weird guy.

Seeing so many people interested in me in Grindr made me feel excited in a way I didn't expect, so many options available to finally do something I always thought was out of my reach: Sex; and I really want to try it. I want to feel a stranger's kisses, and their touches, very uncharacteristic of me, because I have always been more interested in creating bonds with people, but I know it's dangerous and not healthy (both for physical and mental); that's why I'm sharing it on a public page, because honestly,

I don't know what I'm doing.

I feel like what I'm feeling isn't even half expressed in this post, and I think I can expand on it if asked, but I really want to post now because I'm feeling "self-destructive." Thoughts? Advice?
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Pooner to incel pipeline confirmed. source
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Seriously, I follow this sub & ftmstraight. Fucking hell, do I come across a lot of sexist shit, a lot of doomer shit. Like is there some pipeline that is getting trans guys?
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Pooners want dick. Reject other pooners because no dick. More on this story at 11. source
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looking for advice or just like someone understanding. i pass...somewhat. i go on gay dating sites and make it VERY clear im trans (ftm) but there have been several times when other trans men message me first and then find out im trans they usually say "never mind" which im fine with but it also seems weird to me when theyre into me untill they discover we have the same parts/i dont have a dick and then they block me????

edited to add: shit like this is why im more afraid of hitting up other trans men on dating sites
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Pooners debate why a vagina can't be used to make a penis. The prostate is declared to be the male uterus. source
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(Not sure if this is the correct flair, sorry.)

I know the answer here is probably something obvious, I understand that the tissues are different. But it's just weird to me that you can use tissue from a penis and make it into a vag but not the other way around.

I'm just frustrated with bottom surgery leaving giant scars and it's turning me off the whole thing. I wish they could use something I don't want and turn it into something I desperately need like they can for trans women, but alas.

But anyway, I'm more curious than anything. Google hasn't given me a decent answer.

Edited to add that I am talking about vaginoplasty and phalloplasty respectively since I realized I did not specify. + In general I think comparing the difference in difficulties transfem people face versus transmasc people does more harm than good. I just added that bit since it relates to what I'm talking about, not to say that trans women have it easier.
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[–]probs-aint-replying 79 points 3 days ago

Because the idea that a vagina is an inverted penis is a misconception. We already have a penis, most people just call it a clitoris. (Imo having two “official medical names” for the same structure is archaic and confusing but I won’t go into that here.) The vagina can grow prostate cells when people who were AFAB take T and, in people who were AMAB, the prostate has a small remnant of the vagina and uterus would have been. Trying to use vaginal tissue externally would be more like trying to put a prostate on the outside than anything, and that’s not particularly nice sounding or feasible.

[–]h_mm_💉 3/28/25[S] 10 points 3 days ago

This is super interesting, thank you. I know the clitoris and penis are basically the same thing, but the other stuff is news to me. I really wish education on the human body was more common and accessible 😔

[–]TotakaiUser Flair 5 points 3 days ago

Omg, prostate issues and it feeling good finally clicked for me. Ofc it's the uterus parallel. Smh. I'd been curious on the parallel before cause the womb was one of the ones I didn't understand but I never really looked it up.

Only just now clicking why the posterior fornix is called the p spot (well besides the p in posterior but that didn't seem fitting to me). Also makes sense why the prostate is so cancer sensitive. Uterine tissue really is going out of its way to wreck all humans.
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Doods, pooners want to know how to masturbate properly. source
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asking here and the meta sub, but i wanna know if any of you guys jerk off with your full hand or just a few fingers

im hoping eventually ill be able to use my whole hand like most cis guys do, partially cuz my fingers cramp, and also because i feel dysphoric not being able to jerk off the “cis” way (even if there are probably smaller dicked cis guys who jerk off like me)
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[–]JeepersPetersFTMTrans Man 23 points 2 days ago

Usually one of two ways

Sometimes I'll use my first finger and thumb and make a jerking off motion (but its kinda uncomfortable, so it's usually only viable for short periods of time)

Otherwise I use two adjacent fingers on top and glide up and down the top of it, using the foreskin to help with that movement. Or two adjacent fingers, one on either side of my dick going up and down it with the foreskin again.

Does that make any sense? I feel like i need to pull out a chart or something

I specifically looked up what cis guys with "micropenises" (i'm not sure if that's the right word for them, is that the actual medical term or is there even one?) did to see if I could adapt it to work for me one time and kinda stuck with some of the methods I saw them using.

[–]JeepersPetersFTMTrans Man 6 points 2 days ago

I have tried to use my whole hand before also, now that I think about it, but i usually grab both my dick and the labia majora around it so theres more to actually hold. Not usually my go to, but kinda fun as a novelty sometimes

[–]Juanitasuniverse 10 points 1 day ago

Rose toy. Turns out if you grow bottom growth, the rose toy becomes WAY more than a cute sex toy. it’s the best stroker i’ve ever had. no banana prosthetic has ever come close. otherwise thumb and index literally stroking it gets me off plenty fine.

(for reference i am 2”)

[–]Resident_Weeb_72 13 points 1 day ago

The satisfyer curvy 1+ is fantastic too, but I think I need to find smth bigger now cuz when im fully hard only the head really wants to go in. If anyone knows any good things like that for like micropeens that would work lmk 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[–]Juanitasuniverse 3 points 1 day ago

yeah this IS true, i do gotta bank that i won’t get too hard to fit inside before anything fun. i haven’t even thought of looking for stuff for micro penises

[–]Resident_Weeb_72 4 points 1 day ago

Tbh I do love being able to feel the swelling and tightness inside tho once it gets closer to the finale lol

When I dont keep up with my shots as well, I fit better, but when I DO keep up-

😮‍💨

Nice to see being half black gave me good genetics for that regardless of birth equipment, lmao 😅

Whenever I do end up getting anything new suction wise, ill probably be looking into stuff for micro penises.. tbh the existence of them is very affirming, especially considering how many are even buried yk? We get to have the same kinda genital diversity haha

[–]pocketclocksTrans Man 3 points 1 day ago

I have the cheap blue target one. its become too intense the more ive grown so now i kinda use it mainly on the top of my shaft.

Pro tip: if ur horny af get two and then one will always be charged:P

[–]Juanitasuniverse 2 points 14 hours ago

haha i have three 🥰



[–]pocketclocksTrans Man 1 point 21 hours ago

Lmao thats expert level

[–]kanedekuki 2 points 1 day ago

My rose toy is my best friend dude, like it has become 100x better since starting T and experiencing bottom growth

[–]Juanitasuniverse 1 point 14 hours ago

frl tbh it’s better than when i was cis that’s for gd sure 😂

[–]angry-key-smash6693 6 points 2 days ago

With a flat open palm I sometimes stroke the base of my dick with the tip of my middle finger, and glide it down until my palm hits the tip of my dick. It's euphoric for me since that's the best way for me to use my whole hand while only having average sized anatomy

[–]StrangelyBearishTrans Man 3 points 1 day ago

Middle and ring finger of my dominant hand, going in circles usually on the shaft above the head, where my foreskin stops me from getting overstimulated, since the head is sensitive. That said, I don't have bottom dysphoria and would just jerk off in any way that gets me off. As is, no other motion consistently gives me more pleasure or makes me orgasm.

[–]GoblinPunk420 3 points 1 day ago

I use my full hand :) either the typical cis guy way or the other way around,, meaning my thumb and index finger form a circle so i can get all the way around my dick instead of just halfway like when i use the other side (meaning the side where the thumb isn't)

and then just do the typical jerking motion

sorry if this is a bit of a convoluted description

for reference my dick is around 2 inches

[–]Clear-Procedure-7867[S] 3 points 1 day ago

damn this is cool tho. mine is also 2 inches when hard (roughly) but if i try to use my whole hand i can only pull it away from my body rather than move up and down the shaft, so it doesnt work very well. it might work better once i get meta and it doesnt point down as much

[–]GoblinPunk420 3 points 1 day ago

yeah I've been stretching the ligaments holding my dick down so it's not very tethered down anymore so that's why I'm able to jerk off like this :)

and thanks yeah it's very euphoric!

[–]Clear-Procedure-7867[S] 1 point 1 day ago

ohh thats smart i outta do that

[–]Illustrious-Duck8454 1 point 1 day ago

I have anatomy that points my dick downward and I want it to stick out more when hard if that makes sense. can you tell me more about this stretch method bc I think it might be what I’m looking for

[–]GoblinPunk420 2 points 1 day ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/GrowYourTDick/s/LlTzJGObc1

[–]SarahDee87 1 point 15 hours ago

I have always had a hard time understanding the picture on page 1 of this thread (right hand side)

[–]GoblinPunk420 2 points 10 hours ago

u/thursday-T-time made that post maybe they can explain it to you! :)

I'm not really very confident in my ability to explain it through text 😭🙏

[–]Nun-Information 3 points 1 day ago

I use the Satisfyer Curvy 1

https://www.amazon.com/Satisfyer-Air-Pulse-Clitoris-Stimulating-Vibrator/dp/B08CC5VBZZ

The depth and width make it possible to have your dick go inside and stroke.

[–]Extension-Hornet8359 2 points 1 day ago

I can use my full hand to grip onto my growth and jerk it a little bit but I prefer to use either my index finger or middle finger and rub up and down on the “shaft” if that makes sense lol

[–]MysticalBox 2 points 1 day ago

I use a close ended stroker most of the time. It has only 5cm of width and provides light suction. I love it and it was super cheap (like a price of tenga egg). But without anything I use my middle finger and glide up down the shaft, sometimes making it longer but never touching my tip without foreskin on top.

[–]pocketclocksTrans Man 1 point 1 day ago

Do u mean length? Or are u just flexing:P

[–]MysticalBox 1 point 1 day ago

No? The stroker is only 5 cm wide. It’s important in stroker use, as you need to go between the labia.

[–]pocketclocksTrans Man 1 point 1 day ago

Like the outside is 5cm?

[–]MysticalBox 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, the hole is around 1.2 cm wide, whole silicone sleeve is 5 cm wide so it fits flush to the body. Usually fleshlights are a bit bigger (like 7.5cm wide), so that’s why this random product was such a great fit for me. I had a designated transmasc stroker with similar measurements

[–]pocketclocksTrans Man 1 point 23 hours ago

Ooo ok i thought u were saying the hole was 5cm. Gotcha.

[–]thursday-T-timeNonbinary 1 point 1 day ago

my hands are too rough. i use a blue valentine stroker (if i have time) or a fun factory manta (pushing up from underneath) or a tango (if i'm in a hurry)

[–]fleetwoodmasc 1 point 1 day ago

Hey you - the Tango vibe from WeVibe? I love that thing and use it every day but hate the redesign. I’m still using one of the gen 1 versions and have a gen 1 backup for when it dies (I’ve gone through maybe 3 in the past 10+ years) but I’m worried for when I have to switch to gen 2. Gen 2 is so buzzy but gen 1 is rumbly.

[–]thursday-T-timeNonbinary 1 point 1 day ago

interesting! i experienced the opposite with the tango gens. may your old tango live long and well. with the folding up/dissolution of fun factory, i admit i'm nervous for my manta, and am thinking about getting a second one 'just in case'.

[–]LetterheadVarious398 1 point 1 day ago

Index and middle finger in circles. But I'm only 7 months in so it's not very big yet

[–]Puzzleheaded-Way-741Trans Man 1 point 1 day ago

I use my thumb and first finger to jerk with coconut oil, or I use a MoreMe Prosthetics stroker that I got for Christmas.

[–]Cheap_Consequence732 1 point 1 day ago

Honestly? I need to use a bullet vibrator on max setting or I can't finish

[–]SarahDee87 1 point 14 hours ago

Totally me too

[–]Ender_Moon 1 point 6 hours ago

While I can jerk it with my thumb, pointer, and middle finger in a similar way to a cis guy but after a little while my wrist gets tired; so usually I just have my middle finger on top slowly circling the tip, and use my pointer and ring finger on the sides to move the foreskin.

[–]Nonbinary_Femb0y 1 point 2 days ago

as a pret i just use my pointer and middle and push in and go back up to make it feel like jerking off
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