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It's *checks notes* misogyny to say pooners are straight women who fetishize gay men. But how is it misogyny, if they're men?

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Edit: Pooner talks about exposing herself at a gay men's bathhouse and encountering a non-op TIM. Even bathhouses aren't safe from these weird women.

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Nah.

I bet it WAS a ghey man calling it a TROON (as Jesus intended). And then when froggy here goes to rOaSt hIm, he gets to go: LOOK, BIGOT, I'M A TROON TOO. IT'S MY FUCKING WORD TO USE, YOU GODDAMN FUCKING BIGOT!
 
Is this a pooner or just a soy boy?
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Finch, the pooner who took notice of my posts here, admits the reason she did it was because of her "trans wife". She apparently thinks I'm a CaitVi fan. Archive.
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She did eventually unprivate:
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Troons are put on Kiwi Farms due to their own actions. It has nothing to do with the fandom they're in.
 
Nobody says women are too shallow/stupid to be men...but that wanting to be a man so bad you seek transition is itself stupid.
 
Circuit gays are probably the best antidote for pooners as they’re not into men because of identity or dick for the sake of dick, they want the type of highly physical fucking that only people in the absolute top percent of physical fitness can do. Like if you can’t baby oil your abs, you’re not hot enough. Give pooners real dicks and they still would get told to fuck off. You don’t go to those parties unless a recruiter spots you.
 
Circuit gays are probably the best antidote for pooners as they’re not into men because of identity or dick for the sake of dick, they want the type of highly physical fucking that only people in the absolute top percent of physical fitness can do. Like if you can’t baby oil your abs, you’re not hot enough. Give pooners real dicks and they still would get told to fuck off. You don’t go to those parties unless a recruiter spots you.

I want to see her try to crash some of these parties. Please wear a bodycam and stream it because the circuit gays are fucking insane and are going to be brutal to her.
 
A weird thing to notice but that thumbnail is literally every female, and only female, youtube video essay ever.
The “Ew, gross” is the cherry on top. Louis isn’t a pooner, he’s just a very strange effeminate man. He tried cancelling a YouTuber named DankyJabo a few months ago for inane and made up shit. It blew up in his face and he got severely made fun of for it. It was quite entertaining to watch.

 
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Next, an aspiring conversion therapist:

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This raises an important question. Are pooners just naturally sexually obsessed and perpetually horny or is it the testosterone making them this way? We've got heterosexual women on places like r/growyourclit microdosing testosterone and they report increases in libido but nothing approaching this level of shameless public lust.
 
This raises an important question. Are pooners just naturally sexually obsessed and perpetually horny or is it the testosterone making them this way? We've got heterosexual women on places like r/growyourclit microdosing testosterone and they report increases in libido but nothing approaching this level of shameless public lust.
Considering they’re usually timid and obsessed with escapist media or stone butch lesbians pretty sure it’s the hormones unleashing their sex drive after years of repressing their sexuality.
 
This raises an important question. Are pooners just naturally sexually obsessed and perpetually horny or is it the testosterone making them this way? We've got heterosexual women on places like r/growyourclit microdosing testosterone and they report increases in libido but nothing approaching this level of shameless public lust.
It may be a bit of a shock to some people, and I mean this as gently as possible, but heterosexual women (and lesbians too I’m sure) can be just as horny and depraved as straight men, and potentially gay men too if the situation is extreme enough (tho there is often a crossover in gender nonsense when they reach this point, funnily enough.)

The difference is that female sexuality is far more introverted and insular; women will congregate in small communities of like minded individuals who share similar interests and fetishes so that speaking openly about their sex drive feels safer than spewing into the void.

These spots crop up on tumblr, Twitter, IM groups and forums, and they can be tricky to find if you don’t know what you’re looking for, but they absolutely do exist and there are more of them than men probably believe to be possible, despite a lot of it being even more “mainstream” (think bookstores loaded with smut novels right out on the public square) only because it’s easier to hide 400 pages of text-only porn than to play a BDSM or gang bang porno on a projector at the local library.

Small edit, had an afterthought: it occurs to me now that the fact that a lot of men probably think it’s “weird” or “gross” for women to have high sex drives or weird kinks/preferences is absolutely why a lot of pooners wind up trying to be men. When you grow up being told that being horny is unwomanly and nasty, when men online shame and mock women for being sexual creatures despite turning them into sex objects for their own enjoyment, and that only men are so perverse and horny all the time, I can see how a confused and frustrated young woman would conclude that it makes more sense that she would be a “man” all along. Despite, you know, fantasizing about predatory vampires and hairy werewolves impregnating her and god knows what else…
 
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It's *checks notes* misogyny to say pooners are straight women who fetishize gay men. But how is it misogyny, if they're men?

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Edit: Pooner talks about exposing herself at a gay men's bathhouse and encountering a non-op TIM. Even bathhouses aren't safe from these weird women.

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"I was just about to roast them and say you really shouldn't use that word".

That's not a roast...

First time checking the pooner thread. I've heard something about HRT having a much bigger effect on FTMs than MTFs because you can grow a wider jawbone from hormones but you can't shrink your jaw from hormones and it seems like something similar applies to voice. This person sounds much more male than mtfs sound female. I'm guessing it's easier to deepen your voice with hormones than the opposite?

Edit: this one too. The screenshot is a bad angle but in the video I would NOT have guessed that was a FTM. Just perhaps a slightly younger boy. I wouldn't be surprise to see that being a teen boy at some high school.

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Once you've done all this, you can start growing a dick in a flower pot.
Even another kiwi calls them a "fag"
Why the fuck does this rowley jefferson looking-ass jew have five different ads placed on a barley seven minute video:heart-empty:

At first I just thought it was because I clicked directly on the link. But literally every single one of this fag's videos has at least four ads minimum:coom:


I'd say pooner based on the forehead (can't quite put my finger on it, but there's something about the face and voice). But if I'm wrong I guess atleast this person would have an easy time being a TIF.
 
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