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Sieg1888 said:
It's amazing how FtM passes so easily because they just have to become unshaven, fat freaks. MtF have to try ultra hard to pass. Are there any known stories of pooners joining incel communities in their quest to become a sub 5 male?
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I’ve seen cases and I think there’s a lolcow here who basically did that but I can’t recall her name.
 
Dolly Brooks said:
I laugh at rando CEOs getting merc’d so I can’t judge you for laughing. I feel the same way about retards doing backflips into the shallow end of a pool. Like they should’ve known better but goddamn.

You can’t half-ass the meme though, this is what her hands look like now.
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Oh god, why did you have to remind me of the flippers? :cryblood:

Kalsarikännit said:
I’ve seen cases and I think there’s a lolcow here who basically did that but I can’t recall her name.
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Was it Womb Wizard?
 
If I was AMAB and my parents forced me to act like a girl and go through female puberty, I would be a news headline. But because I'm AFAB I'm just a delusional little woman.
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Nobody forced you to go through female puberty. It's as fucking idiotic as saying your parents forced your age to increase by one year every year.

But what this pooner has typed here is such a perfect distillation of their thought patterns: they (almost) understand. Yes, yes, 'force-femming' a boy by injecting him with estrogen and having him undergo a (strange analog of) female puberty would be a human rights violation. Your parents not taking medical steps to interfere with your natural female puberty is not a news headline. It's something that has happened about 15 billion times in human history, you delusional little woman.
 
Hepativore said:
The worst part is what the effect of taking HRT has on the developing fetus. The resulting baby is more than likely going to be a deformed potato.
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Or be a genuine DSD case. Or have some horrific health issue catch up to them later in adulthood. This is uncharted territory but it’s a pretty sure bet that “Here be monsters” applies.
It is unbelievable really, that there seems to be no social shaming or concern directed at the pregnant pooner. Not too long ago you were given shit by complete strangers if you fired up a butt or had a drink in your hand while pregnant.
 
Dolly Brooks said:
I laugh at rando CEOs getting merc’d so I can’t judge you for laughing. I feel the same way about retards doing backflips into the shallow end of a pool. Like they should’ve known better but goddamn.

You can’t half-ass the meme though, this is what her hands look like now.
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someone in vrchat ( the furry hideout ) who sounded like a dyke and said they poured gasoline on themselves, lit it and almost died, and I was like "hey it's that one troon"

it was in a ratgrave/proximitychat trolling youtube video. lol
I should get the part where they said that and post it here in reply to this burned up troon.
 
This pooner wants to get the HIV so she can feel gender euphoria.

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Dolly Brooks said:
I laugh at rando CEOs getting merc’d so I can’t judge you for laughing. I feel the same way about retards doing backflips into the shallow end of a pool. Like they should’ve known better but goddamn.
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I can't help feeling sorry for this girl. I know it's her fault, but I think she wasn't thinking clearly, maybe she was psychotic or having a BPD crisis, but she didn't deserve this. I wish she'd died doing her retarded stunt, I suspect she feels the same and I'm genuinely sorry for her.

She once was somebody's baby, their little girl. At some point the troon cult got her and now she's... this. A piece of scared meat, a mutilated and disfigured monster, when she didn't have to. This wasn't a terrible illness, or a traffic accident. She did this to herself
 
JaneThough said:
I’ve seen those prep commercials enough to remember vividly it’s not recommended for AFAB. Has that changed?
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I mean, if you have unprotected anal sex I guess it's something you should consider taking.

But I assume that there's a larger push from the Big Pharma™ to make as much profit as possible, so they're probably trying to push it on as many people as they can. I think Kevin Gibes aka the sex-less freak of le tranch was on it for no other reason than being on it. I imagine a lot of autists will just look at taking PreP as the latest Pokemon to collect.
 
I watched all of her videos on TikTok, 0/10, don’t recommend, just listening to her breathe and speak is painful. She’s the best ad for 1) fire safety and 2) anti-doomscrolling. I’m glad she’s a Jesus freak, idk how else you’d be able to keep going after all of that. She talks about how she was told she’d never eat or drink or see again but God gave all of that back to her (minus one eye of course.)

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I disagree that pooners pass better than trannies, even the manliest looking ones fall apart when taking a picture right next to a real man, or a doorknob, anything that reveals their height. Seen some short twinks going tranny but so far have anyone here seen a tall girl going pooner? is like only the shortest chicks around do this. Then there's the talk, even the pooners that manage to fake a male voice betray themselves with their girly mannerisms, I seen tomboys act more manly than most pooners do.
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This is Zack, or known by her TikTok "zackthephoenix". She's a Christfag and an anti-war advocate who supports Palestine. Nothing unusual there, except for the part where she self immolated for Palestine near a gas station where almost no one saw her, and survived.
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Frankly I don't know what can lead you to self-mutilation and then immolation, was she this religious before burning herself?
Ruined by the Rain said:
She's not going to do any of that. Because she's a woman and females lack the ability to do something great for once.
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Did you forget about the pooner shooter?
Ruined by the Rain said:
Death is a preferable alternative to being born female.
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JFC are you writing this from riyadh or what?
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Gigaboobs pooner.
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This is her before the pooning

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Bragging about your big tits when you're morbidly obese is the female equivalent of the fat fuck who says "but I'm strong!". She got grandma flappy tits.
 
cybertoaster said:
Bragging about your big tits when you're morbidly obese is the female equivalent of the fat fuck who says "but I'm strong!". She got grandma flappy tits.
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How many of these fat fucks are even strong?

They might be able to push with their bulk, but it’s not like the champion powerlifters of the world are obese saggy fuckers.

cybertoaster said:
I disagree that pooners pass better than trannies, even the manliest looking ones fall apart when taking a picture right next to a real man, or a doorknob, anything that reveals their height.
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They pass better with their scraggly pube beards.

It’s not convincing up close and easily seen through, but beard automatically reads male to most people.
 
FinnSven said:
How many of these fat fucks are even strong?

They might be able to push with their bulk, but it’s not like the champion powerlifters of the world are obese saggy fuckers.
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That's what I was saying, its all BS and cope.
FinnSven said:
They pass better with their scraggly pube beards.
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Adopting the neckbeard look sort of helps but then they talk and that froggy voice convinces no one.
 
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