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Pooner torture device. Absolutely not self harm, no sir.

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I guess this is more of a general Zoomer question but what is with the seemingly super dated fashion choices of kids these days? Stretched earlobes and flat brimmed caps? Is it 2012 again already?

Far be it from me to critique fashion or say there were never throwback trends when I was a whippersnapper. However if you are going to be part of some off the wall counter cultural movement is it too much to ask that you wear smething that is actually fresh and exciting or at least steal all your shit from some group that didn't jut become passe like 5 years ago?

These faggots can't even rebel properly. Whatever milquetoast screamo bullshit they listen to probably pales in comparison to the Cryptopsy CDs Uncle Marv still spins once in a blue moon.

How you gonna let Uncle Marv be edgier than you?
 
Diamond Homonculus said:
I guess this is more of a general Zoomer question but what is with the seemingly super dated fashion choices of kids these days? Stretched earlobes and flat brimmed caps? Is it 2012 again already?

Far be it from me to critique fashion or say there were never throwback trends when I was a whippersnapper. However if you are going to be part of some off the wall counter cultural movement is it too much to ask that you wear smething that is actually fresh and exciting or at least steal all your shit from some group that didn't jut become passe like 5 years ago?

These faggots can't even rebel properly. Whatever milquetoast screamo bullshit they listen to probably pales in comparison to the Cryptopsy CDs Uncle Marv still spins once in a blue moon.

How you gonna let Uncle Marv be edgier than you?
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Mindless Self Indulgence lyrics continue to be relevant 20 years later

Although zoomers probably hate them since they call people faggot and nigger unironically.
 
Dragged Into Sunlight said:
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Mindless Self Indulgence lyrics continue to be relevant 20 years later

Although zoomers probably hate them since they call people faggot and nigger unironically.
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They’re trying hard to cancel Urine but are having difficulties. Best they can get so far is some shit brought up from a party in the late 90s. All of his songs about pedophilia were satire and/or call-outs. And canceling him wouldn’t even matter because MSI existed in a certain time that started to end in 2007 and completely ended around 2012. The shows were performed, the records were sold, and the money was made. There’s not enough evidence to throw him in prison or sue him for everything. What are they gonna do? Tarnish Urine’s legacy?
 
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So, I usually prefer the BabyBabyBaby222 style of Pooner art. Give me rotting frankendicks, body horror, bulging eyes and surreal fuckery.

But? I unironically find this liddle dood right here fucking adorable.

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Look at him lift that big heavy box for his boymoder girlfriend so he can show off what a heckin manly man he is! And then he's wearing a strap over his manly boxers so if his boymoder needs boyremoval, he can be ready to do his doodly duties. But he's a big boi, and he's not scared to cry if he has to, or if someone disagrees with his fandom hot takes.
 
Alouatta Simia Belzebul said:
They were popular despite that - they've been memory holed because the lead singer got accused of child sexual abuse / statutory rape a few years ago. He wasn't convicted though afaik.

From the tranny social media thread -

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Just a pooner in her poonsack.

Also, that's lame because MSI is a fantastic live experience. Been a decade since they last toured and I guess that's why.
 
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