The Dumbest Articles on Cracked

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Hellsperger said:
Sad that the files to their pre-2002 issues were lost in the Anthrax scare. But if vintange copies of all the back-issues exist in the hands of collectors, could they scan them all, and put them on a DVD-ROM like Mad did? I'd buy that in a heartbeat.

Funny that back in the day, Spider-Man co-creator Steve Ditko worked for Cracked. Being a staunch Objectivist, I doubt he would approve of what Cracked is now (FYI, he's still alive, but very private).
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I don't think the demand is there. It was rarely as funny as MAD was.
 
So, we've come full circle, from "It's okay to hit her if she deserves it" to "It's okay to hit him if he deserves it" Way to bring the social progressivism, folks.
 
WeebyAutist said:
I hate to say it, but, this one has pretty much killed the site in my eyes.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-ways-you-can-be-racist-without-knowing-it-an-inside-view/
Whee! Six new ways to be racist! From a 'comedy' site!
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It's poorly worded but I probably understand where he's coming from.

And since you revived this thread, I'll leave this here:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-ways-you-can-accidentally-become-social-outcast_p2/
I didn't think it was that bad of an article until he brought up fucking Gamergate again. Apparently the reason why gaters and MRAs are the way they are is because they want acceptance from SJWs and tumblrinas and they are just lashing out because they were rejected.
 
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The biggest way to be a social outcast is to be an insufferable loud-mouthed identity-politics driven douche..... nobody likes them, not even themselves.
 
John Titor said:
It's poorly worded but I probably understand where he's coming from.

And since you revived this thread, I'll leave this here:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-ways-you-can-accidentally-become-social-outcast_p2/
I didn't think it was that bad of an article until he brought up fucking Gamergate again. Apparently the reason why gaters and MRAs are the way they are is because they want acceptance from SJWs and tumblrinas and they are just lashing out because they were rejected.
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I don't understand how that article is a list. It seems like it is just a long story crammed into a listicle format
 
*Asterisk* said:
Don't worry, Adam Todd Brown. There's no shame in the only pussy you've ever known coming from a hooker. Just shame in that every orgasm you've seen them engage in was faked.
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I'm just amazed he actually managed to laugh at Movie 43.

He wears our skin, but he is not of our kind.
 
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Nerds are a race now? Way to boldly step into that 21st Century guys.....
 
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