🦊 Furry The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

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Space Lazer Shark said:
Found this gem on FA, this falls squarely in the uncanny valley catagory.

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In all fairness from what i could gather the idea is that you aid the costume with make-up, and the build quality and fur aren't too bad.. but holy shit this looks uncanny.
Human eyes just don't really work well for costumes like this imho.
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I'm glad the "use your own eyes" Fursuit heads fell out of style quickly in the mid-late 2010s. I can't believe these were even a thing in the first place ffs.
 
An example of legitimate use of "knee-crawling" suits in action: the Pandamonium at Chessington World of Adventures (archive), the "pandas" appear at 9 minutes mark. And I have went down a rabbit hole.
ForFun Fur (Pocky) (archive), alias furforfun (mentioned on the Farms before once, in the list of Telegram groups a zoosadist furry lolcow was seen in). Eight videos and two shorts, with the recent ones having more than six thousand views.
PETS202403 pokemon eevee (archive)
PETS202402 link wolf exhibition #fursuit #bitchsuit (archive)
PETS202401 Pokemon Houndour#fursuit #pokemon #bitchsuit (archive)
my friend in bitchsuit (archive)
one bear need to be stuffed (archive)
bitchsuit for furry (archive)
trapped in teddy bear plush (archive)
Trapped in whale suit (archive)

new trick for inner suit (can't preservetube: websocket issue)
Look closer, it's a bitchsuit (archive)

It shows that furries call this style of kink suit a "bitchsuit", and sure enough, searching that reveals plenty more, including another YouTube video (archive), Etsy listings, more than one website advertising manufacturing these suits (KINKPROJECTS, The Switch Stitch complete with an entire gallery of them (images load dynamically: ghostarchive does not grab them)), a subreddit, an entry on wiktionary (why? archive), a gimmick twitter account and even a crossover in two parts with Animal Control (RIP)'s other favorite, the bronies: one (archive), two (archive), with the pages indicating the suit was made by the aforementioned ForFun Fur (Pocky). And that there might exist a video of it.
There's also a photo of a bitchsuit being carted around (archive) at a furry convention, might be the one I was recalling. Looks like one of the The Switch Stitch suits.

Images of the brony suit, The Switch Stitch suits, and the carted suit attached, because ghostarchive does not walk links.
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In the intervening time Devlock has turned himself into a piñata again, this time during the day (archive).
 
FeastYeast said:
I recently found this on Mercari and the seller wants almost $300 for this crap. Just throw it away.
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good lord that looks like one of those aliexpress mascot costumes. $300???
Cuntspiracy Man said:
some extremely stylized artstyles just don't look right in 3D, let alone on human proportions

it looks more like one of those huggy wuggy things
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Honestly, i think it may as well be damn near impossible to translate angel dust into a fursuit and make it look good. even the better craftsmanship and most show accurate depictions look like the damn emoji movie at best.
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these ones ate pretty well-made and show accurate but the design just doesn't translate well into 3d.

The kig masks ones are a little less painful to look at with human anatomy considered, but again that ugly hair tuft thing really holds it back.
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I'm pretty convinced the only way to cosplay this thing without it looking genuinely painful is those heavy artistic liberty gijinka cosplays. the crazy spiked hair nd tumblr outfit is better off just being done by a human in the first place.
 
Moonglade Feral Druid said:
Suzie Doll's "Miss Marigold" Fursuit. 🐮

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It's hard picking out one horrific detail, because once you notice one thing wrong you notice ten other things that are wrong. The flat, cardboard-looking eyes make you notice the uneven felt eyelashes, then you notice the crappy felt "wig", which draws your eyes down to the horrible uneven fake boobs. The horrible boobs are right next to the disgusting upskirt shot, leading to man legs stuffed into tights that terminate in filthy hooves.

Also did he make a petticoat out of a shower curtain?
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I was looking at furry convention tweets and accidentally stumbled upon photos of... whatever the hell this white thing is.
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(archive)

I didn't bother to spoiler it because 1) it's technically not porn, and 2) if I have to see it, so do the rest of you. Fuck you
 
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I got exposed to this against my consent but it made laugh hard enough that I wanted to share it regardless.




Small rant
I miss when these people were just cringe rather than horrendous sex pests that give me good reason to consider that the rapture already happened without anyone noticing. Nowadays whenever I try to go out of my way and look at silly individuals in the wild, I tend to discover something upsetting.
 
I made the retarded decision to look at fursuit posts again after reminiscing over funny things I used to find, I somehow managed to find a guy that doesn't seem to be a horrific degenerate.

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From what I've seen the guy post, these are genuine attempts at cosplaying his characters, I am unsure if these could be considered fursuits but he refers to them as such in his posts and therefore I don't care.

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I estimate that he is in his late 50s, the most degenerate thing I could find about him is that he is into muscle men. Aside from that and his "fursuits", he isn't very interesting.
 
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StinkyGiblets said:
I made the retarded decision to look at fursuit posts again after reminiscing over funny things I used to find, I somehow managed to find a guy that doesn't seem to be a horrific degenerate.

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From what I've seen the guy post, these are genuine attempts at cosplaying his characters, I am unsure if these could be considered fursuits but he refers to them as such in his posts and therefore I don't care.

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I estimate that he is in his late 50s, the most degenerate thing I could find about him is that he is into muscle men. Aside from that and his "fursuits", he isn't very interesting.
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Terrifying
 
Here's yet another banger (so an eyesore) from our boy Magnus Diridian. You can really see all the passion that went into creating this one.

And those damn eyes :story:

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Side note, is that his actual first fursuit (if it can even be called a fursuit)? Seems like there's no mention of it anywhere I checked.
 
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