🦊 Furry The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

[Ratboy Genius]

I posted this in the tracking-and-hunting-furries thread recently about an archive of old "rare and obscure" furry stuff, including music, art, games, literature, all that jazz....some of which is zoophilic in nature (I'm scarred for life). But anyway, it also archives a ton of old fursuit murrsuit pics from the 2000s and earlier. I posted a few over in that other thread but didn't even think to post the pics here. Enjoy and apologies in advance.

Spoiler: NSFW + jumpscare

^the scary apparition you see before you die

i told you jumpscare warning didn't i

^yeah, those are murrsuiters with their dingalings out in a very public place. not the only ones in that gallery.

^DEAR GOD WHAT FNAF CHARACTER IS THIS!?!?!?! FREDDY FAZBEAR IS THAT YOU!!?!?!?!?

^ "When will my reflection show...who I am inside?"

^ I know that's not a fursuit but it makes me laugh I mean LOOK AT THAT LADY'S FACE LOLLLL

 

[Drip Torch]

Confirmed skunk-ape sighting!

 

[Galeocerdo]

Not 100% sure this is the right spot. But I found this whilst scrolling my boomerbook and almost spat out my tea.

For context for non-brits (even if it's obvious as fuck), "This Morning" is a long running weekly morning TV show running from like 7/8am until 11am (or there abouts, last time I watched TV was a decade ago), usually it's what you expect, lots of fluff pieces to wake up your nan as she goes about her day so she can get a new recipe or hear about some wholesome nonsense. If anyone remembers Katie Hopkins she famously had an interview years back on This Morning where she said "I hate people who call their children after Geographical locations like Boston or Jersey" and the host retorted "Your child is called India..."

Anyhow, spotted this via my recommended;

Christ the look on that woman's face.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Vintage fursuit terror, how I've missed you.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Not 100% sure this is the right spot. But I found this whilst scrolling my boomerbook and almost spat out my tea.

For context for non-brits (even if it's obvious as fuck), "This Morning" is a long running weekly morning TV show running from like 7/8am until 11am (or there abouts, last time I watched TV was a decade ago), usually it's what you expect, lots of fluff pieces to wake up your nan as she goes about her day so she can get a new recipe or hear about some wholesome nonsense. If anyone remembers Katie Hopkins she famously had an interview years back on This Morning where she said "I hate people who call their children after Geographical locations like Boston or Jersey" and the host retorted "Your child is called India..."

Anyhow, spotted this via my recommended;
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Christ the look on that woman's face.

the thing is, when you see this stuff on "real" tv, it's usually played up
best case scenario he actually does this in his real life but they had him greatly overexaggerate the whole thing, at worst sometimes shit is just straight up made up

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

late but the XRA one actually fucking rules because it's as ridiculous as the shit that goes on in the show.

 

[Galeocerdo]

the thing is, when you see this stuff on "real" tv, it's usually played up
best case scenario he actually does this in his real life but they had him greatly overexaggerate the whole thing, at worst sometimes shit is just straight up made up

So with my experience with Good Morning, they tend to source this shit from the media at large, visa vi, this guy was likely well known for it in his area so it got picked up by local papers and he got to TV that way. I'm not doubting it's a little played up but also this country has a fascination with the eccentric, I mean we literally had the Somerset Gimp man and that was a huge thing until he was caught.
I am tempted to look for a clip of this show to see what this whole "She's my ex, but now we do this" thing is about, since I've also seen that be a common throughline in some of these stories, like their obsession trashed the relationship but after they were friends and the ex enabled it. Might just be because it makes the story funnier for the public.

 

[Galeocerdo]

^Sorry, it's THIS Morning, can't edit so need a merge.

 

[FeastYeast]

Both of them, just because you can make them into fursuits doesn't mean you should also why pick one of the most ugliest, badly designed Pokemons? The one on the right looks obnoxious and I can't even fucking tell what's it's supposed to be? How do you screw up that badly??

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Both of them, just because you can make them into fursuits doesn't mean you should also why pick one of the most ugliest, badly designed Pokemons? The one on the right looks obnoxious and I can't even fucking tell what's it's supposed to be? How do you screw up that badly??

Eh, the Goldengo actually looks kind of cute for what it is, but the dish gloves really throw it off.

 

[FeastYeast]

I think I found something even more worse, more autistic, and more awful than the infamous horse bimbo suit. And of course, this retard has a pronouns badge like the low-IQ, mouth-breathing deviant he is. Once again proving furries are into it for fetish reasons.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Both of them, just because you can make them into fursuits doesn't mean you should also why pick one of the most ugliest, badly designed Pokemons? The one on the right looks obnoxious and I can't even fucking tell what's it's supposed to be? How do you screw up that badly??

People are doing Sonic recolors of Woody Woodpecker now?

 

[JED]

So with my experience with Good Morning, they tend to source this shit from the media at large, visa vi, this guy was likely well known for it in his area so it got picked up by local papers and he got to TV that way. I'm not doubting it's a little played up but also this country has a fascination with the eccentric, I mean we literally had the Somerset Gimp man and that was a huge thing until he was caught.
I am tempted to look for a clip of this show to see what this whole "She's my ex, but now we do this" thing is about, since I've also seen that be a common throughline in some of these stories, like their obsession trashed the relationship but after they were friends and the ex enabled it. Might just be because it makes the story funnier for the public.

This guy actually has multiple "awards" in the BDSM community and has been very well known for years. He's actually like this.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

The one on the right looks obnoxious and I can't even fucking tell what's it's supposed to be

it looks like a fucking klurf

 

[The Atlantic Ocean]

So with my experience with Good Morning, they tend to source this shit from the media at large, visa vi, this guy was likely well known for it in his area so it got picked up by local papers and he got to TV that way. I'm not doubting it's a little played up but also this country has a fascination with the eccentric, I mean we literally had the Somerset Gimp man and that was a huge thing until he was caught.

This is from 2016. Tom Peters / ZentaiSpot is promoting the TV documentary Secret Life of the Human Pups, which you can enjoy here.

 

[Bloodrage]

Dunno if this counts but oh well

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Dunno if this counts but oh well
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i don't think so
it's a video game character, sure it's an animal but it's not really a fursuit in the traditional sense, just cosplay of a character that happens to have fur
we're one step away from calling cartoon animal mascot suits "fursuits"

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

i don't think so
it's a video game character, sure it's an animal but it's not really a fursuit in the traditional sense, just cosplay of a character that happens to have fur
we're one step away from calling cartoon animal mascot suits "fursuits"

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This dragged a buried memory out of the depths of my brain with the speed and impact of a bullet train.

 

[Spob]

Any good way to scrounge TDD's archives?

 

[pollution jim]

Not 100% sure this is the right spot. But I found this whilst scrolling my boomerbook and almost spat out my tea.

For context for non-brits (even if it's obvious as fuck), "This Morning" is a long running weekly morning TV show running from like 7/8am until 11am (or there abouts, last time I watched TV was a decade ago), usually it's what you expect, lots of fluff pieces to wake up your nan as she goes about her day so she can get a new recipe or hear about some wholesome nonsense. If anyone remembers Katie Hopkins she famously had an interview years back on This Morning where she said "I hate people who call their children after Geographical locations like Boston or Jersey" and the host retorted "Your child is called India..."

Anyhow, spotted this via my recommended;
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Christ the look on that woman's face.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN 101? I'M TALKIN DALMATIANS, SAJAK!

MATLOCK!!!

I think I found something even more worse, more autistic, and more awful than the infamous horse bimbo suit. And of course, this retard has a pronouns badge like the low-IQ, mouth-breathing deviant he is. Once again proving furries are into it for fetish reasons.

I would have to disagree. This one just looks like two tumors on a cat mascot. The horse bimbo is much more well-made, which makes it more guttural and disgusting to look at than this one.