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Eeveeloution fursuits almost always look awkward
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Disaster Riolu
 
I'm surprised nobody's posted the dragon fuck suit with huge tits Beast cub did. Or did I just fever dream that shit?
Also I hate furry shit but I would totally wear one of those fleecerot suits. Those are pretty awesome.

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or this?

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I thought it was supposed to look like its fur was falling out due to disease and rot, and thought it was a cool halloween idea. Apparently, it's not and they just... put tape over the fur... because they wanted to color it and didn't have brown fur fabric? It's still horrifying and I still love it.
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The dragon. And I distinctly remember it having enormous tits and like...a hair stripe down the middle. Along with the slut make up and fuck me eyes.

I remember it so well because she was so adamantly agai )nst furry sexualization or some shit then turns around and makes this shit. *shudder* anything for a quick buck, eh?

Also her suits always looked like they were ready to fall apart after like, one wear. I remember finding/looking into her shit maybe over a decade ago for some vaguely related cosplay stuff and thinking that.
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Edit:oh god I found it why does it have chest hair
 
The dragon. And I distinctly remember it having enormous tits and like...a hair stripe down the middle. Along with the slut make up and fuck me eyes.

I remember it so well because she was so adamantly agai )nst furry sexualization or some shit then turns around and makes this shit. *shudder* anything for a quick buck, eh?

Also her suits always looked like they were ready to fall apart after like, one wear. I remember finding/looking into her shit maybe over a decade ago for some vaguely related cosplay stuff and thinking that.
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Edit:oh god I found it why does it have chest hair
Furfags call it a tuft, but that doesn’t make it any better does it?
 
What even is that? I want to say skunk, but the face screams no
I thought it was supposed to look like its fur was falling out due to disease and rot, and thought it was a cool halloween idea. Apparently, it's not and they just... put tape over the fur... because they wanted to color it and didn't have brown fur fabric? It's still horrifying and I still love it.
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Leprosy, that's what that is. It needs a bell for when it wanders the streets, so people know to stay away
 
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Instead of albrije it's a "candy golem". The candy on the hands are resin but the entire thing is just hideously tacky.
 
What's with the asymmetrical paper cut out looking eyes on some of these.
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This kid was weirdly promoting their fursuit/oc on an actually pretty decent tweet of a head. I think it's the main character of that tumblr furry game?
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First one is pretty well made. Those are known as 2D eyes as they aren't made with the "follow me" effect and sit flat on the head. The paper cut outs are made from plastic and serve as the whites and something to hold the mesh in place / :autism:
 
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Instead of albrije it's a "candy golem". The candy on the hands are resin but the entire thing is just hideously tacky.
She seems to be making a series of "golems".
This one seems to be following the same pattern of that chupacabra.
Unfurred face, cheap fun fur, Halloween gloves, craft foam, and cheap plastic toys.
She also seems to dislike painting/printing/making eyes, sticking to just shoving a puffball or a foam chunk in the socket and call it done.

Here are her other golems, following the same pattern, again.
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^Look at those beautiful bargain bin gloves. Fairly certain you can see the hot glue dots on the whisker's bases too.

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Nice gardening gloves. Again, hot glue is just slapped on for "texture"

It's really pathetic, especially since she sells just the head for $1100(at least), in which she flat out tells her buyers they'll have to pay extra so it won't fall apart.
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Glued seams :cringe:
You can get a whole fursuit for that price...
with actual sewing involved.
Her bodies are similar, costing a minimum of $3500, once again requiring extra cash to not break on first wear.
I'm probably just repeating myself/others at this point. If you don't want to improve, start to get lazy, etc., you kinda deserve what comes your way.

We gotta stop talking about beastcub and make a new thread for her, sheesh.

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The same character as that Made Fur Less suit... he makes videos and his twitter is a mess.

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Oz got a new suit I guess. The face is adorable, but everything else is just... :drink:
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He ate too many frosted flakes.

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Ugh.

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Someone bought this and thinks it looks ok.

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*sigh*

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Someone MADE this and thought it looked ok.
 
She seems to be making a series of "golems".
This one seems to be following the same pattern of that chupacabra.
Unfurred face, cheap fun fur, Halloween gloves, craft foam, and cheap plastic toys.
She also seems to dislike painting/printing/making eyes, sticking to just shoving a puffball or a foam chunk in the socket and call it done.

Here are her other golems, following the same pattern, again.
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^Look at those beautiful bargain bin gloves. Fairly certain you can see the hot glue dots on the whisker's bases too.

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Nice gardening gloves. Again, hot glue is just slapped on for "texture"

It's really pathetic, especially since she sells just the head for $1100(at least), in which she flat out tells her buyers they'll have to pay extra so it won't fall apart.
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Glued seams :cringe:
You can get a whole fursuit for that price...
with actual sewing involved.
Her bodies are similar, costing a minimum of $3500, once again requiring extra cash to not break on first wear.
I'm probably just repeating myself/others at this point. If you don't want to improve, start to get lazy, etc., you kinda deserve what comes your way.

We gotta stop talking about beastcub and make a new thread for her, sheesh.

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The same character as that Made Fur Less suit... he makes videos and his twitter is a mess.

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Oz got a new suit I guess. The face is adorable, but everything else is just... :drink:
View attachment 575745 He ate too many frosted flakes.

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Ugh.

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Someone bought this and thinks it looks ok.

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*sigh*

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Someone MADE this and thought it looked ok.
Glued seams. Glued seams? Please tell me she stitches them with actual thread first before reinforcing with glue maybe? Or better yet use a stronger stitch?
 
What I don't get is, all those suits are covered in hot glued trinkets. There's no way in hell those are all staying on. That shit will come right off of fur, and that's not counting how active suiters get at cons. The whole thing just isn't practical.

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Instead of albrije it's a "candy golem". The candy on the hands are resin but the entire thing is just hideously tacky.

Also lol at the 'handpaws'. Glueing resin candies on hot topic tier skeleton print gloves does not a handpaw make
 
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