Total Janny Holocaust
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- Apr 19, 2025
I finally watched the leak, and i have the same problems as many others here, so i won't elaborate on those (like Jax ACKstracting off-screen, the cast happily accepting their fates as brain scans stuck forever, Queenie and Jax being kept as pets while the other abstractions are eating shit in the cellar forgotten, etc.), but i was thinking: isn't that awfully convenient that everyone's real lives turned out to be perfect? Imagine the Instagram doomscrolling scene, where Caine is like:
Pomni stepped into a rusty nail while exploring some another abandoned building, she didn't call emergency services because she was trespassing, contracted lockjaw, and now is on her deathbed.
Zooble had to close the gay bar after a monkeypox outbreak, she is in crippling debt, and works 3 jobs to barely make ends meet.
Gangle never recovered after the truck accident, she's permanently paralyzed from the neck down, and she became extremely bitter and depressed about it.
Ragatha turned to alcohol and drugs as an escape from her abusive mom. She is homeless, and every penny she gets from sucking dicks behind an Arby's dumpster goes straight towards her next fix.
Kinger got replaced by pajeets, every other IT jobs in his field are also filled with them, so he's now a Walmart greeter.
Turns out Jax's mom really didn't get up, he got conviced of manslaughter, and he is now the dedicated prison bitch.
(No backstories for the other abstracted characters because Goose didn't bother either, lmao get fucked you abstracted bishes)
Edit: fixed typos, and made Ragatha's fate even worse while i'm at it.
Pomni stepped into a rusty nail while exploring some another abandoned building, she didn't call emergency services because she was trespassing, contracted lockjaw, and now is on her deathbed.
Zooble had to close the gay bar after a monkeypox outbreak, she is in crippling debt, and works 3 jobs to barely make ends meet.
Gangle never recovered after the truck accident, she's permanently paralyzed from the neck down, and she became extremely bitter and depressed about it.
Ragatha turned to alcohol and drugs as an escape from her abusive mom. She is homeless, and every penny she gets from sucking dicks behind an Arby's dumpster goes straight towards her next fix.
Kinger got replaced by pajeets, every other IT jobs in his field are also filled with them, so he's now a Walmart greeter.
Turns out Jax's mom really didn't get up, he got conviced of manslaughter, and he is now the dedicated prison bitch.
(No backstories for the other abstracted characters because Goose didn't bother either, lmao get fucked you abstracted bishes)
Edit: fixed typos, and made Ragatha's fate even worse while i'm at it.
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