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...and they were fucking expensive and usually only available from shady businesses like Jamster in subscription form, at least here in Germany.
MTV commercial breaks were full of their offers.

Schnuffel, aka the Jamster Bunny in North America lives on in my nightmares to this day.

ANY late night channel you would see the fucking Jamster ringtone commercial with this fucking CG rabbit stroking a carrot and singing in an autotuned voice about it's 'sweetest love'. played back to back 2x because it was a 15 second commercial. Sometimes you would see the goddamn thing literally 4 times in a single ad-break.

I can't believe it ever enticed ANYONE to have that annoying slop as their ringtone, but it obviously made money, at least for a little while. I've never seen Jamster past 2008 or so. Mind you I cut the cable and went Internet only around then too....
 
It's actually pretty amazing how much bloatware and straight up malware was floating around the 'net back in the late 90s-early 00's.
Anyone remember removing Xupiter from the computers of people who are probably dead of old age now?
 
reflective LCD
it lasts a few months
I take it reflective and non-backlit LCD has very low power consumption?

Also, there is color reflective LCD like on the first GBA system and the earlier GBC.

[California pushes] through bullshit shitlib laws that fuck over everyone else
One recent potential example being that an OS has to have "age verification" bullshit.

BonziBuddy
Bonzi Buddy sings Daisy - c1yd3i​
 
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O M G now there's a name I haven't heard in probably 25 years. You'd more often than not find BONZI Buddy running on the same machine, too, and don't forget the half dozen IE toolbars. It was always frustrating when someone would send you an email with a crap-ton of incredimail customizations and it'd never display properly in Outlook Express or AOL.

It's actually pretty amazing how much bloatware and straight up malware was floating around the 'net back in the late 90s-early 00's.
DaftPunk_DaFunk.exe? Quake 3 full game, only 2 MB? What could possibly go wrong.
 
Remember all the spam that would come in through Windows Messenger?
Net Send * Congratulations! You're today's lucky winner! Visit www. totallylegit .com to claim your prize!

Or Net Send * Hot MILFs Near You! www. adultfriendfinder .com

Oh the days before everyone's home internet connections had NAT and the bane of every school IT person.
DaftPunk_DaFunk.exe? Quake 3 full game, only 2 MB? What could possibly go wrong.
Pamela_Anderson_Sex_Tape.mov.exe, of course from Kazaa.

Speaking of downloaded media from the 90s and 00s, remember RealPlayer? What a truly horrible format and piece of software.
 
Net Send * Congratulations! You're today's lucky winner! Visit www. totallylegit .com to claim your prize!

Or Net Send * Hot MILFs Near You! www. adultfriendfinder .com

Oh the days before everyone's home internet connections had NAT and the bane of every school IT person.
I remember everyone I knew with early days of XP wanted me to help turn it off because of the all the spam they received.
 
Isn't a "QR code" just a URL? Why not have just URL in text like back in the '90s when the internets got huge?

That way people can manually enter the URL or write it down, and there's software that can recognize text now.

Speaking of downloaded media from the 90s and 00s, remember RealPlayer? What a truly horrible format and piece of software.
OTOH, a 30 minute vid at really crap sound, low definition, and crappy compression could fit on a floppy disk.
 
Isn't a "QR code" just a URL? Why not have just URL in text like back in the '90s when the internets got huge?

That way people can manually enter the URL or write it down, and there's software that can recognize text now.


OTOH, a 30 minute vid at really crap sound, low definition, and crappy compression could fit on a floppy disk.

It's compression really was outstanding for it's time. The first movie I ever got a full rip of was 'Princess Mononoke' in 1998 or 1999 in .rm format that was around 50-60mb, or half a ZIP disk. I couldn't believe it was the whole thing, fansubbed and all.

It was the size of a credit card on screen to actually look decent but you COULD full-screen it on a Pentium II or fast Celeron (300MHz ones could be overclocked to 450, saving you hundreds) and while it looked like shit, it was a sign of the future.

.rm was very quickly left in the dust by other compression algorithms and the rapidly increasing size of hard disc drives but it was like black magic when it first came on the scene and made videoconferencing a reality for the masses.
 
I wholeheartedly agree. I shouldn't need an internet connection nor overpriced software for what boils down to simple data entry and exporting the data to a file for archival purposes. Cloud apps may have their purpose, but the lack of an offline alternative when the internet is neither needed nor available for whatever reason is short-sighted.
To piggyback on this discussion, I was browsing last night for possible future software options. A review for one oft-mentioned free software program criticized it for not saving data to the cloud because it makes it harder to share the data. Never mind how easy it is - perhaps too easy - to share data with or without secure transfer options. Sure, the review had criticisms that were more legit, but the whole TL; DR feel for it was "free, plain, simple, and local storage is boring and unusable. Pay for the latest and greatest instead - and save your data to the cloud!"

The review also overlooks the idea that there might be data that people don't want shared or saved on the cloud. In talking to another professional colleague during the week, we both agreed putting business data on the cloud is not always a good thing because of all the assorted hacks and data breaches - especially in niche areas such as healthcare, education, and finance where all sorts of personal data is stored.

I'd be willing to bet the same reviewers who pan software saving data locally are the same ones who write pearl-clutching articles when cloud data is hacked and disseminated across the dark web.

Remember all the spam that would come in through Windows Messenger?
I remember getting some and wondering WTF was going on. I think that was the first time I found Steve Gibson's (link/2025 archive) site. He had a utility titled Shoot the Messenger that blocked the messenger service with the click of a button and he's made several useful Windows utility programs since then.
(Edited for spelling.)

Before Windows Messenger was used as a conduit for spam, my IT colleagues at the time would use it for pranks. I heard a story how one of our senior consultants went into the server room and sent a coworker a message from the main console suggesting there was a major system issue that required immediate action. Said recipient was set to act on it because it sounded like an actual error message until he discovered he had been pranked. Other times, the bunch of us would send SFW gag messages back and forth via Windows Messenger until the service had to be blocked.

I almost miss that sort of camraderie in the professional world. Now, everyone is afraid saying or doing the wrong thing is a serious enough HR faux pas to cost one their livelihood and future employability. :sigh:
 
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I'm having a major Old Man Yells At Cloud moment regarding the death of multi-protocol IM clients.

Back in the day, you only needed one "app" for instant messages. Gigachads would reverse engineer proprietary protocols like AIM, MSN, and Yahoo so you could run them all in the same program, plus open ones like IRC. You could have multiple logins to the same service so you wouldn't end up in the Easy to Find Username Hall of Shame. You could keep all your logs locally, in one place.

Well, today Pidgin finally quit on me. It's happened before, but I don't think it's coming back this time. So now I have to find separate clients for Discord (damn normalfag friends), Steam, and IRC. I can't run separate Discord logins for family/friends, because why wouldn't you just have a single account with your real name and phone number attached? Most of the plugins for these are horribly outdated anyway, and Pidgin probably killed itself trying to still run on GTK2, but there's nothing more up to date.

I hate modern software so much it's unreal. It's all made by speds playing with color-by-numbers books.
 
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