Tech you miss/ new tech trends you hate - ok boomers

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I don't know if my car can do voice commands, but it does have the giant-ass-screen. Where I live we sometimes get this stuff called "rain" or "fog" or "clouds" which all mean you should turn on the headlights. Which is now several accurate taps required while driving down the fucking road as the auto-lights don't come on nearly soon enough. I've been searching but no one has just implemented a fucking knob you can hook to the CANBUS that I can find. At least the climate controls are mostly physical except for a couple like changing the vent settings.

Ill occasionally have a conversation with my passenger in Italian and my fuckin car has a gesture to turn off the hugeass screen. All of a sudden, I'll be driving and everything blacks out. So i have to fuck with everything, mumble incantations or do sign language hoping it turns back on. In a car with 600hp under my right foot. This shit is dangerous.
 
I tried to sign in one of my google accounts, typed password, hit enter and got greeted with this. I had signed into it minutes earlier without vpn on my phone (I had vpn on on this device). They are just straight up blocking me now. What's next, only be able to access via 1 device using 1 ip address?
I recently logged into my bank and got the usual We need to send you a one time code screen. I input the code and got another screen saying Call us to continue. TL; DR - I had to talk to an operator who gave me another automated one-time code so she could then verbally give me yet another one-time code over the phone to log me into my account. *sigh*

That was worse than the unannounced discovery that my bank no longer considers Waterfox a valid browser.

Their app just links to the website. But you need the app? But when you check in it opens a browser.
A company I know aggressively promotes its app. Recently, they phased out their old app for a new and improved version while sunsetting the old one abruptly after the requisite announcements. Meanwhile, I'm happily accessing their website via mobile browser without issue and without needing either of their apps taking up space on my phone.

The #1 thing that's gonna make your car cost a small fortune down the road (other than skipping routine maintenance, ALWAYS use the severe service intervals as your starting point. Always change fluids and filters BEFORE you need to. And if they say a fluid lasts the life of the car, they're lying. Change that shit. Some advice from a former mechanic) is all the fancy shit they jingle in front of people on the showroom floor.
Something similar happened to my dad's last car. Something was wrong with either the center console display or the newfangled radio. Whatever was broken was complicated enough and came with a steep enough repair quote he decided he'd use it broken as best he could until he had no choice.

TL;DR Keep and fix your old car. It will be less shit than whatever new slop is out there.
My philosophy is similar: take care of this car a little better than the last one. With used car prices increasing significantly for multiple reasons including newer models with needless bells and whistles now finding their way on used car lots, I have every incentive to keep this car running as smoothly and rust free as possible until I can't justify the costs of keeping it around.

I also hate the fact that "compact" cars are so small now they have hardly any trunk space and smaller gas tanks that offset any benefit from their improved gas mileage.

I had to download a fucking phone app or some shit to access my Steam account just because some retards are sitting on virtual knife skins worth tens of thousands.
I had to download what seems to be a proprietary authenticator app for an email account I only use once or twice a year in the name of "improved security."

Thread Tax: Desktop software being treated as archaic as rotary phones or 8-track tapes. I went to update software specific to an old hobby only to find out the vendor discontinued the software without any sort of announcement. The other companies who sold rival products with a common import/export format have similarly discontinued their offerings and left the market. The only available options now are overpriced cloud services catering to large organizations who can afford the high annual fees and mobile apps that aren't compatible with anything else.
 
A company I know aggressively promotes its app. Recently, they phased out their old app for a new and improved version while sunsetting the old one abruptly after the requisite announcements. Meanwhile, I'm happily accessing their website via mobile browser without issue and without needing either of their apps taking up space on my phone.
Having to download an app for everything is a fucking humiliation ritual and I'm tired of pretending it's not. I will refuse to download corpo apps on principle. If they have a deal that only exists on the app, then it doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned.
I also hate the fact that "compact" cars are so small now they have hardly any trunk space and smaller gas tanks that offset any benefit from their improved gas mileage.
Small is good. We need more 90s sized cars. Mine has a 10.5 gallon tank. I average 35-37 MPG in mixed driving, so I can average a minimum of 350 miles per tank with buffer range. Same as larger cars with larger tanks that get worse MPG. It could get 40+ if I did straight highway, but traffic n shiet. Back when I lived in the DC area, I drove from there to NYC and back on a single tank. More than enough range IMO.
Thread Tax: Desktop software being treated as archaic as rotary phones or 8-track tapes. I went to update software specific to an old hobby only to find out the vendor discontinued the software without any sort of announcement. The other companies who sold rival products with a common import/export format have similarly discontinued their offerings and left the market. The only available options now are overpriced cloud services catering to large organizations who can afford the high annual fees and mobile apps that aren't compatible with anything else.
Basic apps should not connect to the internet for any reason. Looking at you, Microsoft Office. Why the fuck do I need an internet connection to open a powerpoint presentation? Same thing with the likes of Adobe killing the downloadable, locally ran, and permanently licensed version of their suite. I will pirate any software that requires this shit.
 
Small is good. We need more 90s sized cars. Mine has a 10.5 gallon tank. I average 35-37 MPG in mixed driving, so I can average a minimum of 350 miles per tank with buffer range. Same as larger cars with larger tanks that get worse MPG. It could get 40+ if I did straight highway, but traffic n shiet. Back when I lived in the DC area, I drove from there to NYC and back on a single tank. More than enough range IMO.
I'm willing to agree with you mileage-wise. I'll be happy with any vehicle whose combination of mileage and tank size can get me 350-400 miles on the highway with a little buffer to spare because it would allow me to complete my annual day trips on just one tank of gas.

The biggest thing for me is trunk space. My current car has enough trunk space to suit my needs. The subcompact car I had to rent earlier this year would have had barely enough space or perhaps come up a little short.

Basic apps should not connect to the internet for any reason. Looking at you, Microsoft Office. Why the fuck do I need an internet connection to open a powerpoint presentation?
I wholeheartedly agree. I shouldn't need an internet connection nor overpriced software for what boils down to simple data entry and exporting the data to a file for archival purposes. Cloud apps may have their purpose, but the lack of an offline alternative when the internet is neither needed nor available for whatever reason is short-sighted.

This isn't just an issue for niche software. As you pointed out, everyday software (M$-Office, Adobe, Quickbooks, etc.) has the same issues. It's enough to make one want to switch back to manual forms and ledger books just to keep everything off the internet, even though it shouldn't have to be that way.

I will refuse to download corpo apps on principle.
I refuse to download anything to my phone I feel is unnecessary, both on principle and all the issues with bugs and security flaws I'm always reading about.
 
The biggest thing for me is trunk space.
It's gotta be able to fit about 3 dead bodies in there. Otherwise, it ain't a trunk. Gotta be able to slam the trunk too, no auto open/close. Gotta be able to knock the son of a bitch out when he's trying to wake up.
I refuse to download anything to my phone I feel is unnecessary, both on principle and all the issues with bugs and security flaws I'm always reading about.
My current phone payment is almost finished. Switching to GrapheneOS once I have the money to purchase a used Google Pixel.
 
The biggest thing for me is trunk space. My current car has enough trunk space to suit my needs. The subcompact car I had to rent earlier this year would have had barely enough space or perhaps come up a little short.
If there is one thing Will Stancil gets right, it's his appreciation of the Honda Fit. Those things have way more cargo space than their dimensions would suggest.
 
My current phone payment is almost finished.

This leads perfectly into what I think is the absolute worst trend in tech today: phone payments.

I have managed to buy some EXCELLENT smartphones for ~$400 in the last few years (Moto still makes the best smartphones on the market, hands down. Fight me), and I find it both confusing and kind of comical seeing people spend up to $2000 for a phone that is maybe 30% better than the one I paid less than a quarter of that for (and in some ways is tangibly worse. When was the last time you got a flagship phone that had a headphone jack, an SD card slot or support for dual-SIMs?). When I point this out people usually use some cop-out copium argument like "but it has a better camera!!" as if they are ever going to use it for anything other than mediocre food pics and selfies anyway.

I feel like phone plans are the single thing most responsible for this horrid trend of massively overpriced phones. In every industry, payment plans obfuscate prices, which naturally results in prices increasing overall, but for phones it's even worse because they can use manipulative and deceptive advertising in ways that cars and other products that are often paid for on plans generally cant.

My most hated form of deceptive advertising is the "Get a phone for $0 a month every 24 months by buying our $80 a month unlimited plan!" type deals, because it convinces people (including many people I know in real life that should know better) that they are getting a phone for free. The reality of course is that they are massively overpaying for their actual phone plan, and I have found plenty of unlimited plans for $20 or less, you just need to know where to look. When you realize that you're actually paying ~$50 or more extra per month for 24 months over the actual cost of the plan by itself, things get really bad all of a sudden and it turns out you're actually paying $1200 or even more for a new device every 2 years as part of your regular phone plan.

People complain endlessly about the harm that smartphones cause, and people are right to do so, but nobody seems to realize that we're all getting ripped off and overpaying for the privilege of being abused by our phones in the first place.

I bought a smartphone last year for my work calls (I am self employed) that's only used for business stuff like Teams and other corporate cancer that doesn't belong on my personal phone. It cost me $99 and it works pretty well. It's a little slow sometimes but it gets the job done. That's literally 5% the cost that some people are paying, which is the most insane price difference I think I have ever seen for any product ever!
 
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My most hated form of deceptive advertising is the "Get a phone for $0 a month every 24 months by buying our $80 a month unlimited plan!" type deals, because it convinces people (including many people I know in real life that should know better) that they are getting a phone for free.
I hated this trend as well. My previous carrier used to have "Sign up for 24 months and get the phone free" before it abruptly discontinued that and included the price of the phone in those first 24 months of payments. It sucked choosing one of the more basic phones available, be charged $600 for it, and have an extra $25 per month added to the bill for the first two years unless you chose to pay off that portion early.

When I needed my next phone, I switched to a carrier who uses the same network but with a monthly plan fee that's less than half of what my old carrier charged for its "brand name" service. My new phone with the same specs as my previous one was only $150 if I recall and I paid the full price upfront - leaving me with no temporary additions to my already lower monthly service plan.

Too many people have the misguided belief paying $1000 or more for a phone along with an overpriced monthly plan to go with it is some sort of flex. It's not. I suppose this segues into another tech trend to hate: Spending more money on tech is always better. One might get what they pay for with cheap stuff, but overspending doesn't guarantee quality, either.
 
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I have managed to buy some EXCELLENT smartphones for ~$400 in the last few years (Moto still makes the best smartphones on the market, hands down. Fight me), and I find it both confusing and kind of comical seeing people spend up to $2000 for a phone that is maybe 30% better than the one I paid less than a quarter of that for (and in some ways is tangibly worse.
Very few people need a flagship phone anyway. It's like if a normie who only plays Skyrim and League of Legends buying a $3000 gaming PC.

I don't even buy new phones anymore. I get them used since you can get them at STEEP discounts. Got my Samsung Galaxy for free. Had 2 Google Pixels before that which I got for less than $100 each (also flashing Graphene OS is super easy thanks to their site. I highly recommend it).

Same as I said about cars, make phones repairable again. Mandate user replaceable batteries and refuse to buy the ultra thin ones that make component level repair such a hassle.
 
flatpaks eat ram? ive never really had this issue even tho my pc is kinda dogshit
In the olden days, applications were statically linked, all the functions from the libraries were in the application so it used the amount of ram all the functions from all the libraries needed.
Then we realized that we can share libraries, so if 37 processes are running and need printf() from libc then only one copy of the library needs to be in memory.
Then we realized that developers are morons and link to super specific versions of libraries, so we made tools(Containers, Flatpak, AppImage) where every program carries it's own copy of all the libraries it needs. Now every application once again uses its own program memory plus the memory of every library it uses.

In a few edge cases it's not so bad. If multiple containers are running the same base images then libraries can be shared but in the general case we took all the wins from shared libraries and threw them out.
Also there's KSM, Kernel Samepage Merging where the kernel can literally check every memory page and if it finds matches, say 2 processes using the same library from a different path, then it can link those pages together. It's not often used as it trades CPU finding the pages to merge for RAM usage.
 
Also there's KSM, Kernel Samepage Merging where the kernel can literally check every memory page and if it finds matches, say 2 processes using the same library from a different path, then it can link those pages together. It's not often used as it trades CPU finding the pages to merge for RAM usage.
I use that extensively with the pair of Windows DCs on my Proxmox setup where a lot of the data is replication-related.
 

When people rely on ChatGPT as THE answer for all their questions or problems. No human insight or verification. Just: "but ChatGPT said...!"
 
My most hated form of deceptive advertising is the "Get a phone for $0 a month every 24 months by buying our $80 a month unlimited plan!"
And you know most of them are heading right back to the store for the next Current Thing as soon as they're finished making their payments. TBH, I'm fine with that because it gives me plenty of good deals to choose from when they list the old one on Marketplace for 10% of what it cost new. My current phone was a flagship model in 2021 and I bought it used a couple years ago for $250. It does everything the latest model does and I still get a day and a half on a charge with pretty frequent use.

Most of my tech is former flagship models bought gently used and I take care of my stuff so it still lasts a long time. On the other hand, how the hell do people manage to break phones and laptops and nuke batteries so often? The number of times I've heard colleagues bitching about how they've broken another phone or caught a glimpse of a new macbook with a filthy keyboard and cracked screen is crazy. I can't imagine spending that much and just...not caring?
 
Most of my tech is former flagship models bought gently used and I take care of my stuff so it still lasts a long time. On the other hand, how the hell do people manage to break phones and laptops and nuke batteries so often? The number of times I've heard colleagues bitching about how they've broken another phone or caught a glimpse of a new macbook with a filthy keyboard and cracked screen is crazy. I can't imagine spending that much and just...not caring?
Exactly my thinking. You can have great deals on slightly used last-gen flagship phones which will easily last for a decade.
 
On the other hand, how the hell do people manage to break phones and laptops and nuke batteries so often? The number of times I've heard colleagues bitching about how they've broken another phone or caught a glimpse of a new macbook with a filthy keyboard and cracked screen is crazy. I can't imagine spending that much and just...not caring?

It's despicable
 
On the other hand, how the hell do people manage to break phones and laptops and nuke batteries so often? The number of times I've heard colleagues bitching about how they've broken another phone or caught a glimpse of a new macbook with a filthy keyboard and cracked screen is crazy. I can't imagine spending that much and just...not caring?
Batteries are not meant to last; most of my device batteries die ages before the actual device dies... And since the whole thing is welded to the motherboard the thing is dead weight.

Same for laptops. My 4000 zbook is so tightly welded it can't even run at 80% capacity without burning to a crisp. I imagine your average normie boots Adobe PS + 100 tabs on Chrome, and with WinOS taking 40% CPU, that thing overheats harder than my PC running Illusion's Honey Come at 300 FPS max settings.
 
PC cases - I love Silverstone's designs, they seem to be the most "adult" looking cases out there right now with quite a few options without RGB lighting or glass panels. I also just happened to notice they have a retro style complete with turbo button and display, lol. Lian Li used to make some really pretty cases but seem to have gone down the same path as everyone else with glass and RGB.
 
PC cases - I love Silverstone's designs, they seem to be the most "adult" looking cases out there right now with quite a few options without RGB lighting or glass panels. I also just happened to notice they have a retro style complete with turbo button and display, lol. Lian Li used to make some really pretty cases but seem to have gone down the same path as everyone else with glass and RGB.
My only real problem with Silverstone is the giant logo.
Fractal Design has some fun cases many without glass. I got one of their tiny Define 7 XL cases for my dual GPU desktop. Sort of wish I had found something smaller but cases with enough slots to use a GPU at the bottom are rare.
 
One day I'll return to my beautiful but heavy Fractal Design Define S that is in storage. I love that it's just a massive black box with no flashy lights.

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