😵‍💫 Skitzocow Taxman / Kyle Hawkins

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All I want to know is where the fuck this batshit asshole gets all this money for all that expensive shit he's drinking? I doubt he has a job.

He does have a job, working part-time at a liquor store, and he's receiving military pension.
 
All I want to know is where the fuck this batshit asshole gets all this money for all that expensive shit he's drinking? I doubt he has a job.

He has a part-time job at a liquor store owned by his family, apparently.

You know, if you're a degenerate alcoholic and you have a job at a liquor store, you really aren't even trying, are you?
 
He has a part-time job at a liquor store owned by his family, apparently.

You know, if you're a degenerate alcoholic and you have a job at a liquor store, you really aren't even trying, are you?
I don't think that it is family-owned. At least not by his family. One of his videos had him leave the house so he could yell about not being an "alcoholic layabout" like his parents said he was. Taxman claims that his lack of advancement in his liquor store job is just because the bosses don't like him, and that there was no point in trying to get a job somewhere else because it would just happen again. Which really makes me wonder if he was just making excuses for not trying, or if he is aware of some specific reason why he is disliked. Do they know he is a racist? Do they know he is crazy? Or is there something else that we don't know? Maybe he comes in to work drunk, or steals the booze.
 
Under 1 min in : This is the best I've been to of the Brony Cons this is the only brony con I've passed out drunk at.

Well that's upsetting and still have 17 mins to go :(

Edit: Also he says he uses his employee discount to buy booze since that did come up a few times.
 
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Here's his new video. He talks about Bronycon, his mild infatuation with Shining Armor, and explains his liquor habits.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D2aR3Ccz1yI

Man the tail end of that video just got dark. He's admitting that he probably pisses away half his paycheck on booze, and then starts trying to self justify it. I dunno maybe it was the fact I was nursing a bottle of Sam Adams at the time, but It made me start feeling really uncomfortable and depressed.
 
I knew this would happen.Are we "that forum" he mentioned in the beginning? He is a paranoid mess, he makes me so nervous. :(

And, yay! I stopped lurking and actually helped for once! Back to my cave...

EDIT: I posted when I only watched it half way, lol. We are the forum! I wonder how long it will take him to join.
 
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Holy shit is he WRECKED.

Less than a minute in you'll be shocked he's able to upload a video. Drinking and mental disorders turned this dark and tragic quickly. I'm going to stop before the 2 min mark. It's that sad.

Edit: This is a mega sperg and I'm scared to watch it but someone save it if they have the software, once that hangover is gone he may nuke it.
 
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Holy shit is he WRECKED.

Less than a minute in you'll be shocked he's able to upload a video. Drinking and mental disorders turned this dark and tragic quickly. I'm going to stop before the 2 min mark. It's that sad.

Edit: This is a mega sperg and I'm scared to watch it but someone save it if they have the software, once that hangover is gone he may nuke it.
i have been archiving his videos
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W3-7uzZxHeYI knew this would happen.Are we "that forum" he mentioned in the beginning? He is a paranoid mess, he makes me so nervous. :(

And, yay! I stopped lurking and actually helped for once! Back to my cave...

EDIT: I posted when I only watched it half way, lol. We are the forum! I wonder how long it will take him to join.
Jesus christ this is depressing.

He thinks he's being stalked by the government and jew wizards because he makes himself space out and think he's talking to ponies from a children's cartoon. He's just a broken motherfucker trying to find someway to get his pieces back together.
 
For people too uncomfortable to watch this rather disturbing video, I'll do a summary:

Taxman is very drunk and paranoid. He rants about how his reputation is ruined by having his political views linked to his name and he believes that inevitably someone will tell his boss about them and get him fired. His rants, throughout the video, are frequently punctuated by him hitting himself repeatedly. He mentions 8chan's /cow/ and the Kiwi Farms by name. He also believes that US federal agencies such as the NSA are after him, along with the Illuminati and a cabal of evil wizards. This is because they don't want the mystic secrets he has been researching to become known. They want him dead or in a padded cell. He threatens suicide if he can't make it to Equestria. He really hates that we've been saying that he seems like a school shooter and says that people have been telling him that since junior high school (I wonder why?). At some point he switches gears to his plan to meet his father in a restaurant Saturday (8/15/2015) and talk to him for the first time in two months. He expresses hatred for his father, who he blames for his "bad blood" and for being working at a US defense contractor (Raytheon) earning "blood money". His father's money being blood money doesn't stop Taxman from wanting it, however, and he expresses further resentment that his father remarried and that his new wife stands to inherit everything. He expresses hate for Jews and Israel and support for Iran, as they are Aryans, and does a Nazi salute.

Well, that's the gist of it, anyway. Anyway this is definitely the worst off I've seen him so far.

Edit: I forgot to mention, early on in the video he stresses that he doesn't want to kill anyone, not even Lurker, and downplays his racist views. This is very much undercut when he does the Nazi salute later on.
 
Ouch, that video was pretty painful to watch. All his videos always feel wrong, but this one takes the cake. It's a shame that he's refusing to get help and choose to delve further into madness *sigh*
 
I seriously hope this dude gets help, and is able to be happy again. Seeing him suffering makes me sad. I don't think he is actually a bad person.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W3-7uzZxHeYI knew this would happen.Are we "that forum" he mentioned in the beginning? He is a paranoid mess, he makes me so nervous. :(

And, yay! I stopped lurking and actually helped for once! Back to my cave...

EDIT: I posted when I only watched it half way, lol. We are the forum! I wonder how long it will take him to join.

This is like the kind of video that his family might play during an intervention.

Good to know that we're evil wizards and that Taxman is capable of being civil to black people?
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W3-7uzZxHeYI knew this would happen.Are we "that forum" he mentioned in the beginning? He is a paranoid mess, he makes me so nervous. :(

And, yay! I stopped lurking and actually helped for once! Back to my cave...

EDIT: I posted when I only watched it half way, lol. We are the forum! I wonder how long it will take him to join.

It's videos like this that make me want to suggest that we do background checks before selling people webcams...
 
Holy shit is he WRECKED.

Less than a minute in you'll be shocked he's able to upload a video. Drinking and mental disorders turned this dark and tragic quickly. I'm going to stop before the 2 min mark. It's that sad.

Pretty much. He pretty much has a total breakdown at the end. Started from the end and then skipped back a few minutes at a time to see anything particularly interesting. Note, he says something about taking an acid trip, I don't know if recently. LSD is the absolute last thing someone who very well may be schizophrenic should be taking. He does the hitting himself thing again a few times too.

Didn't watch it all, though.

Dude seriously needs help.
 
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