😵‍💫 Skitzocow Taxman / Kyle Hawkins

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Don't they have rules at cons about passing out in random places? Doing that a Brony 'anything' is probably at ones own risk; awakening to only find yourself tied to table dressed as a pony while someone whispers 'Cupcakes' in your ear.
 
The Oddball from MLW said:
A friend just sent me a photo of Taxman passed out at bronycon. I'll send it as an attachment.
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Wow. You'd think he'd go to Bronycon to unwind and indulge, not... indulge in alcohol, rather than the company of friends or something.

MasterDisaster said:
Don't they have rules at cons about passing out in random places? Doing that a Brony 'anything' is probably at ones own risk; awakening to only find yourself tied to table dressed as a pony while someone whispers 'Cupcakes' in your ear.
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Where the hell is the "lol" rating? Oh, well. I guess you'll have to settle for Feels, MD.
 
The Oddball from MLW said:
A friend just sent me a photo of Taxman passed out at bronycon. I'll send it as an attachment.
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from my friend I've shown a little bit of Taxman:

AND I WOULD DRIVE 500 MILES AND I WOULD DRIVE 500 MORE

JUST TO BE THE DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT AT BRONYCON WHO PASSES OUT ON THE FLOOR
 
MasterDisaster said:
Don't they have rules at cons about passing out in random places?
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Considering the shit some people do, that's probably considered practically inoffensive.

Also, anyone know how long he was like that? Did he just sit down and have a catnap, or was he basically passed out for hours and hours drooling on himself?
 
I sincerely hope that's just him having a nap after a long journey. Because if not...Taxman's quickly shaping up to be the one lolcow I just can't laugh at.
 
Last couple posts from his Tumblr.

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Somerley said:
Last couple posts from his Tumblr.

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Wow. That's...

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...I can't laugh at that. This is pitiful. Goodness only knows what trouble he'll get into from here. There're even more nutty posts on his tumblr, beyond that, like this one:
Curio…
Curio, oh Curio, my dashing, handsome young unicorn stallion… How much I adore and cherish you… after tonight, I’ve never found myself more in your debt.

Thanks to your stalwart guidance, I gazed into the depths and from there, gleaned the TRUTH.

TRUTH!

For a NEW and BETTER world!

EQUESTRIA is within our grasp, and we shall march forth to seize it with our banners held high.
Or this one:
Bronycon problems…
GOD DAMN IDIOTS!!!

Why the hell do you assume I /wanted/ to get doxed? To have my reputation dragged through the mud?? Called “crazy” and “insane” and all sorts of other nonsense????????? Everybody is out to get me! They want to do me in, that’s what it is!!!

I’m not just “Taxman” anymore, oh heaven’s no - I’m TAXMAN THE TRANSCENDENT. I’ve been to The Great Beyond - seen how the Universe operates, how the different Planes interact and fluctuate with each other. The Pony World is real! I have seen it! I’ve been there! Curio showed me, as much - hell, he saved my life!

We can all get to Equestria, if we believe and focus! It’s well within our grasp.

TAXMAN THE TRANSCENDENT may want to consider seeing a therapist. Then again, he could have used one years ago. Also, if I made a petition to officially change his name to "TAXMAN THE TRANCENDENT", in caps, just like that, anywhere his name is used on the internet, would all you people sign it? It's a good idea, I promise.

Lysistrata said:
Basically he has Jerusalem syndrome, if you substitute horses for God...
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There is a horse goddess, or two, so he kind of has something to work with. Hypothetically speaking. What is "Jerusalem Syndrome"? I've never heard of it.

EDIT: Holy shit, you guys. He's pulling a Jin. Check this out:
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You can find out more about that here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnar...even_bought_you_all_those_plushies_this_will/
http://www.reddit.com/user/YourFriendtheTaxman
 
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LurkerTheLurker said:
There is a horse goddess, or two, so he kind of has something to work with. Hypothetically speaking. What is "Jerusalem Syndrome"? I've never heard of it.
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It's where people go apeshit on visiting the Holy Land and begin experiencing hallucinations and delusions of a religious nature, combined with bizarre behavior. Usually, it goes away when the person is returned home. I was half kidding, though, because he was already like that before and won't get better when he goes back home.
 
AnOminous said:
It's where people go apeshit on visiting the Holy Land and begin experiencing hallucinations and delusions of a religious nature, combined with bizarre behavior. Usually, it goes away when the person is returned home. I was half kidding, though, because he was already like that before and won't get better when he goes back home.
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Oh. I could infer, but wanted to be sure.

Yeah, it's... pretty sad.
 
AnOminous said:
It's where people go apeshit on visiting the Holy Land and begin experiencing hallucinations and delusions of a religious nature, combined with bizarre behavior. Usually, it goes away when the person is returned home. I was half kidding, though, because he was already like that before and won't get better when he goes back home.
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Because the "Holy Land" here isn't the Bronycon, it's Equestria, and he apparently believes he's practically there.
 
Lysistrata said:
Because the "Holy Land" here isn't the Bronycon, it's Equestria, and he apparently believes he's practically there.
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Not exactly. I think he believes that bronycon could be a gateway to Equestria due to the concentration of people that like the show in one building.
 
AnOminous said:
Considering the shit some people do, that's probably considered practically inoffensive.

Also, anyone know how long he was like that? Did he just sit down and have a catnap, or was he basically passed out for hours and hours drooling on himself?
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After watching this video and seeing his room at home filled with empty shot glasses and liquor bottles (just counting the ones discarded as trash, not the empty bottles he displays) I'm going to assume it's not so much a catnap as it is the result of him getting fucked up and passing the fuck out. The only way he was moved is if someone woke him up and told him to pass out elsewhere. I would not be surprised if a large part of the appeal of going to a convention is just getting fucking drunk as hell without his mom giving him shit and pointing out he has a problem.
 
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Batman VS Tony Danza said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EPYsF9COSFA
After watching this video and seeing his room at home filled with empty shot glasses and liquor bottles (just counting the ones discarded as trash, not the empty bottles he displays) I'm going to assume it's not so much a catnap as it is the result of him getting fucked up and passing the fuck out. The only way he was moved is if someone woke him up and told him to pass out elsewhere. I would not be surprised if a large part of the appeal of going to a convention is just getting fucking drunk as hell without his mom giving him shit and pointing out he has a problem.
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Although it doesn't seem like he brought a lot of liquor with him. Just a bottle of absinthe, a six pack of Zombie Dust, and I think a bottle of wine.
 
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