😵‍💫 Skitzocow Taxman / Kyle Hawkins

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Shugo said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CEG-JcA8w0U
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This literally sounds like a schizophrenic person saying their final words before committing a shooting.

Conrix said:
I can verify that his methods worked through extensive testing, although 'genius' might have been a tad strong of a word to use.

So this man is able to contact Equestria through extensive meditation. I have replicated that method, with focus on Gensokyo. After a while, I drifted into this odd plane that was dark purple with eyeballs everywhere - it kinda creeped me out looking like something Lovecraft would write about. However, Yukari - who was actually so beautiful I don't think any word can describe her adequately - was waiting to speak to me about my destiny in Gensokyo.
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are you ok
 
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Shugo said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CEG-JcA8w0UThis video started out so promising for his mental health...
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I know, right? He goes, "I've realized how foolish it was to worry about politics, race, blah blah, blah blah blah... none of it matters because I'm leaving for Equestria soon." What a shame.

Meatman said:
are you ok
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I was wondering when someone would notice the person talking about how Tax is a genius and that they, themself, had personally verified Tax's claims. Now the fun can resume.
 
Channel downloaded for archivistic reasons. PM/tag me if this guy deletes something.
 
Meatman said:
This literally sounds like a schizophrenic person saying their final words before committing a shooting.
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That was some Elliot Rodger level shit. Same deadpan speaking voice and inflection, even the same little sighs.

Is he going to go shoot some ponies and leave a manifesto about how ponies only want big, black stallions and not pure white horses like him?
 
Abilene said:
Channel downloaded for archivistic reasons. PM/tag me if this guy deletes something.
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He has deleted a couple of videos in the past. Or... unlisted, I think. There was a "Message to Lurker" video or two on there which may have been linked in the thread with ponies and tulpae and where Tax was first mentioned, to my knowledge. You may want to check there.

Chan the Wizard said:
That was some Elliot Rodger level shit. Same deadpan speaking voice and inflection, even the same little sighs.

Is he going to go shoot some ponies and leave a manifesto about how ponies only want big, black stallions and not pure white horses like him?
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He may think he can run from the 'worries of this world,' but he cannot flee his own insanity.
 
LurkerTheLurker said:
There was a "Message to Lurker" video or two on there which may have been linked in the thread with ponies and tulpae and where Tax was first mentioned, to my knowledge. You may want to check there.
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were you trolling him? because that tulpas shit is the worst.
 
LurkerTheLurker said:
What do you mean? No, the other thread was called "Tulpa.info: Pony waifus and do-it-yourself schizophrenia," hence their mention.
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ohhh noooo i meant were you trolling him because he's one of those tulpa freaks and he made a video to you?
 
Oh! No, I don't really care to troll him. The fact that he's angry at me doesn't mean anything; he may believe what he wants. I have no quarrel with him, as it stands.
 
Conrix said:
I can verify that his methods worked through extensive testing, although 'genius' might have been a tad strong of a word to use.

So this man is able to contact Equestria through extensive meditation. I have replicated that method, with focus on Gensokyo. After a while, I drifted into this odd plane that was dark purple with eyeballs everywhere - it kinda creeped me out looking like something Lovecraft would write about. However, Yukari - who was actually so beautiful I don't think any word can describe her adequately - was waiting to speak to me about my destiny in Gensokyo.
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Are.. are you fucking with us? This is a shitpost right? You aren't actually serious are you?
 
Poor guy. I hope he realises he needs help before he drinks bleach to try to get to Equestria.
 

So apparently Taxman is heading to Bronycon where he plans to meet with people from his old sites. But after that it's just a solid chunk of rambling about booze untill the video ends with him remarking that he is going to drive there himself instead of buying a bus or plane ticket, for 500 miles.

For the sake of others on the road I hope he can refrain from going into pants shitting lunacy once road fatigue sets in.
 
Strelok said:
he is going to drive there himself instead of buying a bus or plane ticket, for 500 miles.
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I immediately thought of this quote:

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...of course, we already know which Taxman is
 
A friend just sent me a photo of Taxman passed out at bronycon. I'll send it as an attachment.
 

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