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Don't know who this schlub is, but I guess he's another Smash rapist/pedo or something. I don't really know anymore, it's all bleeding together like I'm trying to watch Twin Peeks while suffering from a brain tumor.

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Jesus fucking christ this is some funny shit. :story:

Some initial impressions I had while reading through this thing:
- I love how he describes sexually harassing women as a "a mistake he's made in multiple instances" like he's trying to avoid taking responsibility for his actions. "It's just a mistake bro, those women I sexually harassed? It was an accident man!"
- It's not his fault that he sexually harassed women, they were leading him on by giving mixed signals, AND he was drunk! How's a brother supposed to control himself when women be throwin' out they mixed signals while he gettin' his drank on?
- "These are mistakes I've made but I'm not where I should be mentally so it's not my fault". Did he just admit to being retarded?
- He says he's taking responsibility for his actions at the end there, but the first three paragraphs are just excuses for why he's not responsible? Idk man this is some gross shit. Why is smash bros full of sexual harassment? Is it because the whole community is made of autists? Are autists just inclined to sexually harassing people?


What's the tally on smash players who've been ousted as sex offenders now? Are we in the triple digits yet?
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
I mean, literally every hobby has autist weirdos. I think Sonic games are a better game to ask this about.
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Unrelated but my personal favorite autist weirdos are in the 40k community, they're a really special breed.
 
Lucifer's Rectum said:
Why is smash bros full of sexual harassment? Is it because the whole community is made of autists? Are autists just inclined to sexually harassing people?
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Bunch of nerdy guys who stay indoors playing vidya too long in their parent's basements lack social skills. It's similar to the people who spent most of their lives in the can then have trouble adjusting to society when they get out. They're institutionalized. Most of them probably will never fully integrate into society.
 
🚨SALT MINE EXPLOSION CATASTROPHE🚨

ResetEra now tries to cancel Sakurai.

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This is the linked "anti-Black content" Sakurai made in the past. Dee Jay as Diddy Kong, because Diddy Kong's side special is similar to Dee Jay's fighting style, Donkey Kong as Mr Sandman, because both characters heavily utilize punches in their attacks and showed up in Punch Out, and Villager as Tac, because both characters utilize bags/nets to capture items, can steal items, and have similar color schemes. The Villager also didn't have dark skin during development until just before the game's release, so there's zero chance it's intentional anyway.

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Naturally, nobody on the actual tweet cares as not a single person made that connection. ResetEra is furious, though. The whole thread is a salt goldmine, with the responses ranging from "Sakurai is literally video game Hitler" to "we must re-educate this unenlightened foreigner for his ignorance of America." Here's some highlights.

"It doesn't matter if it fits, it makes me angry because I only see things as racist stereotypes."

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"Why would you assume a non-American country doesn't know American history? It's much more feasible that they're just racist."

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This one is just funny.

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"I don't want a discussion, I just want to be angry."

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User "Kotto" is apparently some authority on the matter. Your time is up, Sakurai! No more chances!

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In case you thought the "ignorant foreigner" posts I was referring to was just me being hyperbolic:

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People keep acting like Ganondorf doesn't exist, like he isn't the single most fun character to play in the entire game.

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Found the Harry Potter/JK Rowling comparison, for anyone with a Bingo card.

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So close to self-awareness.

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A hero has died today.

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And the last highlight, a black user offers their input on this tragedy. I really like points 3 and 4, which are "black people have collective PTSD surrounding water" and "how dare you depict a black man acting heroic."

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Because it's ResetEra, though, it got locked because dozens of people started reporting each other for disagreeing with them. Maybe it'll be unlocked, and I certainly hope so.

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October 5th will be a day that can potentially generate more salt from the rosterfags for the upteemth time.
 
Doctor of Autism said:
October 5th will be a day that can potentially generate more salt from the rosterfags for the upteemth time.
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Probably more salt than ever before if it is revealed that not only is this the last fighter's pass (because some fans for some reason thought that wasn't the case), but this was also the final smash game ever.
 
Geno fans are still holding out hope, even after the Mii Fighter costume
This will be them at the 5th day of October in the year 2021
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lemonsarebetter said:
Just wait until they release a new DLC character and all this drama becomes irrelevant.
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I've noticed this in other gaming communities as well. When theres a lack of content/activity thats when drama starts ramping up or gaining more attention and traction. I don't know if Hax's autism will ever stop but people will definitely give much less of a shit when the last ultimate character is revealed and nick smash comes out.
 
Pipi420 said:
I've noticed this in other gaming communities as well. When theres a lack of content/activity thats when drama starts ramping up or gaining more attention and traction. I don't know if Hax's autism will ever stop but people will definitely give much less of a shit when the last ultimate character is revealed and nick smash comes out.
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They are literally going to stink up the NASB community.
 
Nauseated Courgi said:
I can easily see NASB having it's own niche playerbase in the same vein as the other Smash-likes.
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Yeah, I just mean the general smash populace though. youre gonna see all the top players on top of the game for like a month straight, and then the only people left playing it are the actual dedicated ones who see the game as something other than le smash killer.
 
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