Super Mario Bros Wonder - furrybait

[The Pulverizer]

It'd be a great time to pull a SM64 and allow for different characters in those too. If I could just play as Yoshi in every game I'd be set.

Princess Peach, Bowser (also Bowser Jr.) and Toad are still being voiced by the people who've done the voices for those characters since the GameCube and Wii era. They're safe.

Daisy and Nabbit are being voiced by ugly bitches that I would not have sex with.

It's okay if a Mario game sucks or is sub par. It looks nice but it's way too easy.

DSP didn't beat the game so that means it's not in fact way too easy. This game can't pass the DSP test because of that final badge level. I win!

 

[Chin of Campbell]

I thought it was fine. Good game as most Mario games are. Biggest complaint is that it's way too easy, but I suppose that's just the way things are these days. Pikmin 4 was also a quality game held back by painfully low difficulty. Power-ups were great, though. The Bubbles and Drill are 10/10 ideas and I hope there's more like it in the future.

New Mario voice isn't great. It's hard to stand up to the institution that is Martinet but he does an acceptable job. I suppose with Zelda's voice acting being as dogshit as it is, I should consider it lucky that he doesn't sound worse, but...damn it, Mario deserves better than some fag phoning it in.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Princess Peach, Bowser (also Bowser Jr.) and Toad are still being voiced by the people who've done the voices for those characters since the GameCube and Wii era. They're safe.

Daisy and Nabbit are being voiced by ugly bitches that I would not have sex with.

DSP didn't beat the game so that means it's not in fact way too easy. This game can't pass the DSP test because of that final badge level. I win!

I can't argue with the DSP logic. However, 1 optional difficult level amongst a bunch of easy levels doesn't make it a difficult game for negative toxic no life losers (who probably got the game early and played it for like a million hours to inflate our e-penises) like us.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

So I beat the game. I have a lot to say about Badge Marathon. But then I realized that Something Awful's very own Nipple Bandit said it better over 20 years ago:

I could only find this in image form, and I'm not typing all that out, sorry. Also, I noticed while posting that this post is old enough to drink this very day. Hooray!

After watching the Grumps (I know, I know) play this, I'm actually annoyed by how easy the game seems to be when playing with even one friend. I feel like I've been punished for playing alone. It's one thing to encourage socialization, it's another thing entirely to kneecap solo players. I'm mainly thinking about the search parties and KO arenas (though those got much easier once I realized how broken the Elephant form is for those).

 

[Celebrate Nite]

But then I realized that Something Awful's very own Nipple Bandit said it better over 20 years ago:
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I feel his pain, only because i recently played classic F-Zero's Knight League on Expert Class, and it made me want to pull my eyeballs out of my socket in frustration between Death Wind 2 and Fire Field. I can only imagine how extremely retarded Master Class is

 

[Pissmaster]

This game was pretty good but I got bored and just fell out of playing it by like world 4, I think. I don't know why I stopped there. I think I got burned out by the bonus levels being filler that I still felt compelled to do, so I wouldn't come up short on stars when unlocking the next zone.

Now nobody talks about it anymore!

I could only find this in image form, and I'm not typing all that out, sorry. Also, I noticed while posting that this post is old enough to drink this very day. Hooray!

Here's the MP3 of Nipple Bandit's F-Zero GX rant:

 

[SmallKiwi]

I liked the game but I feel it was underwhelming by the end of it. The last level is horrendous. Even World Crown from Super Mario 3D World is leagues better than that. I managed to get all the flower coins but missed the top the flagpole.
I'm not a big fan of the badge system. I would have prefered if they made each character have their own abilities. Another big gripe I have is the one save file for account which in my opinion hurts the replayability of the game. You have to create a second account just for a dumb save file. What is it with Nintendo in this era limiting one save file for account.