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Hard to tweet from McDonalds when they took Tarl's car away. She's living in a box (living in a cardboard box).
🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes
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I genuinely think Splatterpunk is a dogshit genre of talentless garbage, since it's whole thing is just going hard on trying to squick you out. It's not really a method to tell a story, and in reality it's better to focus on this aspect, or an element of horror that it invites than trying to cram in gore.Reminds of “dumpster girl”. Now that was some sick shit.
Writing the fantasies you had ever since you were converted into enjoying being prostate by Pierre, Lasalle, and Gus in NOLA's jail does not a good story Tard. Especially since you're stuck on stuff that was considered shocking... maybe 40 years ago? Sort of?
You suck at it, because you immediately go for the body humor a child or a particularly shit comedienne goes for. You also do not describe any of it vividly or with creativity. You are not angering anyone, at best inspiring pity from people as they stare in bemusement at someone who claimed this was their career and this is what they can do with it. Most people are laughing because you'd fail a STARS reading test and lose to a fifth grader in literacy.
Seriously; if you cannot even whip up the idea of something like Jesus getting sent off to His Father via 'knowing' the Three Maries and mildly annoy a basic bitch fundie with it, you suck. Your "fuck you daddy god" bullshit is lame 2008 era atheshit talking points, and I don't think you have the nards to do this with any other faith. Mainly because you are a coward who knows a fundie muslim would beat the shit out of you in NYC.
You're trying to cope by pretending you're trying to get people mad like your sex pest "buddy" Quartering does because you expected people to think you're tormented.
Now try and cry about not wanting to grow up again and repeat the same three retard stories you did as a kid because you couldn't remember being forced to wake up at fuck-o-clock to go and suck at school.
Congrats on writing a better splatterpunk story than Tard "SucksdicksinslammerLLL" does.
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“I’m going to come and fuck your mother but I will not do it in the normal manner. I will break into through her window and rape her. Becomind my dad is fun.”
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He is going to have his cock bit off by crows while he's getting lynched in the fiery depths of hell.
Tarl thinks that he is exempt from the judgement of Gen Z because he views himself as the "black sheep". As someone that is Gen Z (this allows me to speak for all other Gen Z), Tarl is not exempt from our judgement. We hate millennials because we will have to grow up to be like them eventually and live the misery they have left to us. Tarl is worse because he chooses not to live through the misery. For that he will be judged even harder for his incompetency.
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I thought he was getting it repaired? Did they fail?
anscochrome
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I wondered what became of the all time King of Tarl Superchatters. I guess that question has been answered.
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Has Tarl been able to post anything that isn't about voiding waste or non-consensual copulation in the last couple of months beyond his psychosomatic issues?
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He is a poopoopeepeemancer and his magic only works when he's shitting and pissing himself.
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wtf?! They didn’t talk at all? Or was it just a bunch of awkward silences.
This is how you know he’s penniless and the paypigs have moved on. Here is Easter nearly 7 years ago - April 20, 2019. Pretty sure he is in Holland here. Everything looks clean and he’s got some tulips.
The difference is stark. What booze and rank pussy does to a nigga.
He is trying to grift for a new one.
He has tried posting political content recently but he’s barely phoning it in. He’s just too out of it now. All that content took effort. The peepeepoopoo stuff comes naturally to him so he’s able to crank that out with ease despite entering end-stage alcoholism.
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Imagine how edgy he's going to act tomorrow.
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The edgiest thing he can do at this point is just get his shit together.
Ayatollah Rock n Rolla
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You mean he's running the broken laptop scam to grift booze money,
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This is 100% setting himself up to grift thousands for another GoFundMe to buy a new computer. He does this every few years, and it is one of his most lucrative grifts. He probably already has multiple people sending him computer repair cash behind the scenes. His computer just keeps "breaking" and needing "repaired" repeatedly as soon as he put himself in this penniless situation.
Notice how the fake stroke and the broken computer always only break things just enough to still allow him to still shitpost daily on X.
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I do not know what this means, nor do I care. What was interesting about this post was one of the comments:
This was posted after the zombie live stream ended. The live stream, as far as I could tell, was an hour and 29 minutes of silence. There was some text chat that read "Just waiting for Styx to join" and "Think I'll give it until 11PM to see if he joins".
I could do some guessing as to what this was about, but there is too little data. Sigilstone may be trying to "help" and Thyxth is probably annoyed. Who knows.
Nig Nog Neanderthal
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Chalk-faced goth versus housefly caught in a hairball? Lateral move, in my opinion.
I seriously doubt many people are clamoring for more booze-soaked, repetitive bitch fits. Even if I found it genuinely entertaining, I wouldn't pay for it. A handful of women with misplaced maternalism still seem to be cooing over him, though.
His own mom spat on him, ladies.