🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Godmode]

This is Tarl's other girlfriend ...

How long has he been trying to seduce her? We need more background lore. Whatever happened with Occult Priestess?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Bro is trying to Cobramaxx so hard here


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Trying and failing. Cobes would foodhack the fuck out of a can of spaghetti-o's.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

And what he does eat in quantity is so loaded with sugar, either cane sugar or high fructose corn syrup (ketchup) is enough to put a type 1 or 2 diabetic into ketoacidosis, a coma, and death. One of the reasons I gave up ketchup as a condiment when I started my OMAD and daily 5 mile walks as a physical turnaround. Now if I want a condiment for a grilled brat, I stick with Stadium Mustard or Bertman's original Ballpark mustard.

I refuse to have a bacon roll without ketchup so I switched to the Heinz zero sugar and salt version. It's surprisingly good.

 

[anscochrome]

I refuse to have a bacon roll without ketchup

Yes, I get it, some foods just demand ketchup. I understand some of the European style ketchups are low in sugar, but they have a thinner aka runnier consistency compared to the classic American Heinz ketchup, but I have never tried any of them. WhenI switched to OMAD 6 years ago, I pretty much gave up food that demanded ketchup ( like Fries) so I have not missed it much.

 

[mickrussom]

Jfc is abandoning your children a requirement to join Tarl's polycule or something?

Nikkster did win a judgement to get her kid back, its buried in the thread somewhere. Cant be enforced internationally or something .

Aka he's going to try and flee to Canada to avoid responsibility.

Canada is bitch-hard to wander into with a criminal record these days. Even a suspended DUI will keep you out.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Canada is bitch-hard to wander into with a criminal record these days. Even a suspended DUI will keep you out.

That's if you don't have a gay cartoon owl's powers, though, Mick.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

Canada is bitch-hard to wander into with a criminal record these days. Even a suspended DUI will keep you out.

That's if you don't have a gay cartoon owl's powers, though, Mick.

There's some areas in Montana and North Dakota where you can just walk across the border. The catch is it's a long walk to anywhere civilized once you are across.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

There's some areas in Montana and North Dakota where you can just walk across the border. The catch is it's a long walk to anywhere civilized once you are across.

Buddy, if you're in Eureka, that's your own damn fault.

 

[mickrussom]

There's some areas in Montana and North Dakota where you can just walk across the border. The catch is it's a long walk to anywhere civilized once you are across.

I do know a spot, Fourth Connecticut Lake Hiking Trail. There are many places like this on the border. If you have half a brain you can waltz in.

Hey, welcome back! Did you miss us?

I was glad to have been missed, lots of messages and sidebars, etc.

I remember being in a reading club as a kid and we read Catcher in the Rye and on talking about it, decided Holden Caulfield was a gigantic dick.

Holden Caulfied probably looked like a faggy ass too. Many things about Styx/Thard is Holdenesque now that I think about it.

Bro is trying to Cobramaxx so hard here

That dented Temu fuck-ass hat is so cringe. I cant imagine convincing myself that would be wearable. Make's holden's dickhead hat look cool in comparison.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I do know a spot, Fourth Connecticut Lake Hiking Trail. There are many places like this on the border. If you have half a brain you can waltz in.

He might get lucky crossing. It's the day to day living that will fuck him over. The moment he is asked for a passport he's screwed.

 

[mickrussom]

He might get lucky crossing. It's the day to day living that will fuck him over. The moment he is asked for a passport he's screwed.

He doesnt to anything that is remotely work. He might be able to grift a life there for a long time. Tard doesnt have mommie and daddy's house in Canada or a retard girlfriend there, so he wouldnt last long.

Trying and failing. Cobes would foodhack the fuck out of a can of spaghetti-o's.

Large Papa John's Stuffed Crust Extra Cheese Extra Bacon Jalapenos Onions Anchovies Alfredo Sauce with extra garlic butter.
Large Papa John's Stuffed Crust Extra Cheese Extra Bacon Jalapenos Onions Anchovies Alfredo Sauce with extra garlic butter is , slurp, yesssth, so epic and good, delicious.
The Cobra special.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeXdx3o3ZdM
Large: 21
Stuffed Crust: 29
Pizza: 34
Extra Cheese: 24
Extra Bacon: 23
Onions: 21
Jalapeños: 23
Anchovies: 16
Alfredo Sauce: 14
Garlic Butter: 11
Papa John's: 17
Slurp: 19
Yesssth: 8
Good: 8
Order: 7
Epic: 4
Delicious: 3
Cobra Special: 3

I refuse to have a bacon roll without ketchup so I switched to the Heinz zero sugar and salt version. It's surprisingly good.

Primal Kitchen makes a good one too.

 

[Uncle Bully]

I refuse to have a bacon roll without ketchup so I switched to the Heinz zero sugar and salt version. It's surprisingly good.

I can't tell a difference. I even started to give the zero sugar version to my kids and they never noticed.

 

[anscochrome]

Make's holden's dickhead hat look cool in comparison.

AKA The Stormy Kromer hat. Holden Caulfield and Johnny Carson made the hat disreputable, although its functionality in winter is undeniable.

 

[mickrussom]

AKA The Stormy Kromer hat. Holden Caulfield and Johnny Carson made the hat disreputable, although its functionality in winter is undeniable.

When I had a paper route in Wisconsin in the 1990s , sunday morning, wind chill at -40 degrees, i would use a russian beaverskin hat with the long ears

Just looked at prices for these, they are way expensive now, looked goofy but worked good. I always felt like old man walter mathau - and it was a little itchy, but man it was warm.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Glad you're back, @mickrussom. People were tiring of my nit-picking and food conjecture while waiting for something to happen.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Tolbus Sasolute Tardle posted a bunch of typing about VD and pasted some vague BOC lyrics. He also failed to turn himself in. Maybe Domino is right and there's real kryptonite on his phone, which the cops have.

 

[AnOminous]

Where the hell is Batman when you need him?

The Bat Signal has been sent up and Tard has an ass kicking on his way.

 

[DominoPetachi]

This is Tarl's other girlfriend ...

Now SHE could have had a stroke.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Now SHE could have had a stroke.

Ding dong baby. Yeah!

 

[DominoPetachi]

Even then, there's state medicade that would cover it. He's probably afraid of signing up for it due to warrants.

@TheRealist067 KILL YOURSELF NOW

He’s so gross. Like a bottom feeder swimming around hoovering up all the leftover content and then spitting it back out in the lamest way possible on his gay little channel. Then he comes in here and sticker bombs us like the petty nigger that he is. OMG! like anyone gives a fraction of a fuck about his opinion.

Just can't let go you batshit bitch eh?

You just posted a screenshot without any evidence what so ever. With this logic, anyone with a cunt is dating this guy in your bat shit insane off your rocker head.

Speaking of hoovering, if she manages to get a little place and does well for herself, Tardfucker will circle back and try to hit her up. And I believe she will take him back. I don’t think she has learned from this.

So, he's announcing a threefold crime spree this morning:

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Where the hell is Batman when you need him?

What’s so astonishing about it? You’ll be astonished if the taste of it doesn’t make you gag?

Judging by other replies, I was not the only one who missed the date of this X post. When I realized it was old, I went back to see what was happening back then. The post was the beginning of the Netherlands Exodus, which was back on page 100 (!). If you are curious, this post has other tweets from that time period, as do some of the ones that follow it.

Correct. The boob grabbening on livestream happened fairly soon after. Then he caught the DV charge for smacking his bitch up in New Orleans and the video of him berating Spam for not holding his hand the whole time they were there dropped. yOuRE sUPpOSeD tO bE mUh gUIdE!!! What a faggot. Been down hill ever since. Thanks, Stolas! Hoot hoot!

I was glad to have been missed, lots of messages and sidebars, etc.

Neat. But that didn’t really answer my question. ^*^

Ding dong baby. Yeah!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=W1bK0NQuomg

NGL. I watched the whole thing and I laughed throughout. Btw, that mysterious object in the bathroom is just a heating element, I think. We have them like that in Scandistan too. Anyway, I don’t know what intellectual disability Steven has but Mel has it too. They both talk in extraneous babble loops. Low IQ autism or just legitimately retarded. That is the only kind of woman Tardfucker can get now. Sucks to suck, I guess.