"Fruit Sodomy" is my new metal band name.
I read Cracktopus and a couple of others. His writing really is juvenile. The only thing these stories are evoking are pity and disgust for the dude. It’s surreal.
It's genuinely something you might expect a middle schooler to produce, because in their juvenile lack of experience with the world, they would still think this was provocative.
I have to wonder if he’s writing like a middle school child in order to apeal to and attract 14 year olds. He is known to creep on the younglings.
He LITERALLY broke his last laptop by recording music while jumping on the bed "recording music".
Why was he jumping on the bed? wtf?! LOL Sasolute retard. Also, thanks for the movie list. I’ve seen most of the NA movies on your list. I’m done with English speaking films. They’re too saturated with subversive political bullshit and a disappointment 100% of the time. If you liked Shaolin Soccer and Supercop, you might also like the hard-boiled films (A better Tomorrow 1986, Hard-boiled 1992) if you haven’t seen them already. Another cult classic is The Untold Story 1993.
>Don't worry everyone, the epic return of cracktopus will be today!
No one asked for this, Styx.
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That’s some wonky hentai trash. I’m curious to see if he at least tries to bring cracktopus back to life in a creative way or just invents a whole new cracktopus. Maybe cracktopus has crazy drug seeking offspring?
I have absolutely no clue how he scored a chick like that
She’s from the Netherlands and was trying to start her own channel. At the time, Tarl was successful and appeared relatively normal. He also mirrors the women he targets so he can pretend to be their “twin flames”,
omg so much in common r u literally me? Real NPD shit. When he met Liz, he looked like this:
He wasn’t attractive but he looked like he took a shower regularly there. Now he looks like something that got caught in the shower drain and he’s not attracting anyone but homeless women and certified retards both of whom are kinda gross too.
Also Liz did try to break up with him after visiting Rutland and seeing how he lives, but he reeled her back in with more mirroring and lovebombing. She’s also fairly naive, demure, and soft spoken. I don’t think she had a clue what she was getting into, but I do think his status as an e-celeb had a lot to do with why she gave in and gave him a chance and they lived very well for a while.
That implies he probably left his normal phone behind out of fear of being traced by the police. I wonder if he lost most of his contacts too apart from the few numbers he could remember.
He’s falling apart pretty quick lol
He never actually got his phone back from the police and claimed “they stole it”. I’m 99% convinced there is something incriminating on that phone that will be brought up during his hearing and that is why he’s running from the law. I can’t imagine why anyone would hide out like this otherwise.
Besides the stroke, is Tard just going balls to the wall with the cringeposting on xitter? I see his 'tube ran out 10 days ago on march 14th claiming justice is impossible.
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Damn. He’s just rotting away. His face is so bloated and sickly looking.
