🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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He's been posting his short stories for a bit now. I haven't archived them myself because theyre so bad and even his own followers gives it little engagement.
Okay all of "Tarl's Terrible Shart Stories" are archived, I think I got them all. Also attached below in this post.
I had no idea there were so many. Ohhhh my eyes, my poor eyes 😭 😭 😭

03-11-2026 - Bullshit Billy - link - archive
03-12-2026 - Total Madness - link - archive
03-13-2026 - Bus to Hell - link - archive
03-13-2026 - Piss Man - link - archive
03-13-2026 - Worthless Walter - link - archive
03-14-2026 - Fruit Salad Sodomy - link - archive
03-15-2026 - Eyeball Enthusiast - link - archive
03-15-2026 - The Shit Baby - link - archive
03-17-2026 - Alex Jones - (many tweets, not archived)
03-17-2026 - Stoke Man - link - archive
03-17-2026 - The Cocksleeve - link - archive
03-18-2026 - The Cracktopus - link - archive
03-18-2026 - The Drug Man - link - archive
03-19-2026 - The Three Headed Physician - link - archive
03-20-2026 - Lunatic Priest - link - archive
03-20-2026 - The Cock Inspector - link - archive
03-21-2026 - Pig Fucker - link - archive
03-21-2026 - The Cock Unicorn - link - archive
03-22-2026 - Fuck Yourself - link - archive
03-23-2026 - Shitty Kitty - link - archive
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Hint, if you are reading, Styx: REJECT SATAN.
Given how this complete and utter moron is stuck in 2008 and operates on Christian atheist logic, I'm going to go with a different approach. Tard really needs to know the four Noble truths and accept the suffering is existence. Reject The gay owl; follow the Buddha in enlightenment.

Because hell, naraka, sheol, whatever you call it will not reward such shittery. And if you believe in samsara well he'll probably be reincarnated as like a slaughterhouse chicken or something.
 
It is sad, because the "sometimes makes interesting content" thing still in the subject line used to be true, and while he has had a downward spiral, he never really became a completely depraved asshole like someone like Rekieta.

This, though. He's really done the standard cow thing of completely rejecting all attempts to give him good advice, and instead completely tarding out. I'd still actually like to see him try to get better, but he's going to have to do that on his own.

Hint, if you are reading, Styx: REJECT SATAN.
This dumb bitch Styx has never listened to Black Sabbath. In particular the tracks "After Forever" and "Lord Of This World".
Enjoy being Satan's butt-boy, court dodging faggot.
 
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“At latht, thomeone hath fallen for my dathtardly geniuth thtory. Now I thall sthow them my thuperior intellect with an evil marvel thupervillain laugh”
 
/Pol/ and Reddit hate him. Regular conservatives and liberals hate him. His best friend Razorfist doesn’t defend him online. Who are his remaining fans—the die-hard MAGA, Neo-pagans and satanists?

He does seem to be burning all his bridges on his way down. I'm new here, is this typical lolcow behavior?
 
What are your top 10 favorite niche films?
So in no particular order, some of these were played on TV most I found thru various people I've watched movies with over the years:

Evil Dead (with Bruce Campbell, there's like two or three), Club Dread (by the guys who did Supertroopers), The Party (a Peter Sellers flick), Airplane (you know the ones), The Naked Gun movies (I would include those with Airplane), Shaolin Soccer (made by a Hong Kong group who have made several excellent movies), Ice Pirates (the guy from Princess Bride, in space), Shriek Of You Know What I Did Last Friday The 13th (technically this was made before Scary Movie, but was released after), The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T. (a Dr Seuss movie from the 50s), Supercop (a Jackie Chan flick, one of the Police Story movies), Lady in the Lake (1947, was a detective movie filmed entirely in first person), Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (a Canadian spoof horror movie, Canada actually has a lot of really good independent horror movies, but this one stood out to me), Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (kind of precursor to the Friday movies), The Pest (a modern take on The Most Dangerous Game staring John Leguezamo).
 
Tarl really thinks he's being edgy with this material just because he combines things like profanity, gore, and verboten sexuality. But I don't think anyone anywhere is shocked or offended by it. It's genuinely something you might expect a middle schooler to produce, because in their juvenile lack of experience with the world, they would still think this was provocative.

You know an actually edgy and offensive writer? Peter Sotos. Frankly, I think that guy should get a bullet. You're not even close to that level of writer, Tarl, as if that's even something a person should aspire to. You fail at everything you set out to do, from "editing books" to being a Youtuber to edgy writing to fatherhood. You're just a fucking retard.

The true morbid story Tarl is writing is his actual life, and it surpasses all of his writing combined for disgust value. Abandoning his child, physically and emotionally abusing retarded women, running from the consequences to no end other than more drinking. That's way more offensive than HURR DURR DOG PENIS GORE FUCK SHIT BALLS.

I hope they make him eat actual shit in prison.
 
Tarl really thinks he's being edgy with this material just because he combines things like profanity, gore, and verboten sexuality. But I don't think anyone anywhere is shocked or offended by it. It's genuinely something you might expect a middle schooler to produce, because in their juvenile lack of experience with the world, they would still think this was provocative.

You know an actually edgy and offensive writer? Peter Sotos. Frankly, I think that guy should get a bullet. You're not even close to that level of writer, Tarl, as if that's even something a person should aspire to. You fail at everything you set out to do, from "editing books" to being a Youtuber to edgy writing to fatherhood. You're just a fucking retard.

The true morbid story Tarl is writing is his actual life, and it surpasses all of his writing combined for disgust value. Abandoning his child, physically and emotionally abusing retarded women, running from the consequences to no end other than more drinking. That's way more offensive than HURR DURR DOG PENIS GORE FUCK SHIT BALLS.

I hope they make him eat actual shit in prison.

I want to see the next chapter, as Mel and her family finally figure out a way to eject the obstinate drunken squatter who is destroying their domestic life and marring up their walls.
 
If you search Styx on Youtube, the first two videos you see are about his arrest warrant and general update from samurai grandpa.
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