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He needs letters of marque & reprisal against him, as a filthy fucking pirate."I don't recognize your laws, I'm a pirate."
So Tardl waives his 8th Amendment rights? Can we put him in the pillory and throw things at them?
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He needs letters of marque & reprisal against him, as a filthy fucking pirate."I don't recognize your laws, I'm a pirate."
So Tardl waives his 8th Amendment rights? Can we put him in the pillory and throw things at them?
But what does he own that's worth confiscating? His gay tricorn hat?He needs letters of marque & reprisal against him, as a filthy fucking pirate.
And girlfriends!The only thing you know how to fight is common sense.
Maybe Mel beat him up with her superior Tard Strength? Wouldn't be the first time he got his ass kicked by a girl.Styx was always skinny but his face here looks puffy.
Certainly not a toothbrush.But what does he own that's worth confiscating?
Interesting he doesn’t call out to old Stole-ass in his moment of duressChip eating starts at 9m47s if anyone wants to watch. I actually haven’t seen it myself but I’m going to now.
Edit - omfg
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I watched the Rumble video.
The "stroke" ("what I think is a stroke," he actually says) is in fact the same incident as the "seizure" that got him out of e-court, but I guess Pam and Tarl have different takes on what they say happened. After some "LOL my mom said my face was blue, isn't that so fucking funny" schtick, he then says he walked home from the hospital (when there was still snow on the ground). And then, I guess hours after having a stroke, he fucked off to New York. He doesn't say that part here, but we all remember.
Likely story, Capt
"Convo not found"Grok's full answer is quite detailed and amusing, you can read it here.
Never heard of a stroke that turns your face blue before. Facial drooping, weakness of the arms, impeded speech sure. Perhaps his parents just mistook him being a drunken retard as a stroke? And walking home from the hospital? Unless he’s doing it against medical advice, possible, they usually try to arrange some sort of transport home.After some "LOL my mom said my face was blue, isn't that so fucking funny" schtick, he then says he walked home from the hospital
Yes, He also wants us to believe that his mom found him unresponsive and blue with a blue tongue from not breathing, yet no mention of CPR and chest compressions to save his life. You dont just come back to life and walk home in the snow a few hours later from the hospital and announce "I think I had a stroke."
I know a lady irl who drank herself into the exact same scenario. A friend found her in the same state after she fell and suffered a traumatic brain injury. She eventually returned home from the hospital, perma-minus 20 IQ points due to bashing her own brains in so many times while drunk.
As a kid, we stayed with an alcoholic couple while on vacation, and I woke up one day to see the elderly man's head all scraped up because he got drunk the night before and bashed his head into a brick wall.
As I said before, 99.9999999% of all brain injuries in drinkers are from fall injuries they do to themselves while drunk. A lot end up with TBI, which is probably already the case with Tharl.
Imagine the smellBut what does he own that's worth confiscating? His gay tricorn hat?
@Styxhexenhammer666 Yes, you have claimed to support free speech, but you’re still a lying, cheating, child abandoning, wife beating, Glock mishandling, narcissistic stroke faker and you are silencing your detractors NOW so that “alleged” fight for free speech has been shot to shit like everything else you do. Scumbag.CURSES! Tarl has found out our vile secret enemy schemes! We're just pretending that he didn't have a stroke and not just believing his self admitted assumption that he did!
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Tarl. Most of us genuinely believe you're just lying and attempting to manipulate the remaining dents who still believe your nonsense. It's not like this is the first time you've been caught in a lie.
Thank you for supporting my unalienable right to call you a scumbag and a retard fucker.
He needs to address how much work he has done for gun rights for those of us who would like to keep our guns. How does getting drunk and threatening suicide with guns while shooting them off towards females inside a home, while violating a no-contact order, help the cause?@Styxhexenhammer666 Yes, you have claimed to support free speech, but you’re still a lying, cheating, child abandoning, wife beating, Glock mishandling, narcissistic stroke faker and you are silencing your detractors NOW so that “alleged” fight for free speech has been shot to shit like everything else you do. Scumbag.
And you censored your comments anyway and went petty baby tyrant because you wanna be Cap'n Drunk, the Baali Butt Pirate. You did nothing but babble with stupid levels of overconfidence for money and grift.
He plans on licking his palms and then when he gets away with that, borrowing a cool car (since he doesn't drive) and having another rapist pretend to be Ed to tell the principal that he's a very good boy and dindu nothing.Learn to fake being sick better; the idiot child fake cough routine and forcing mommy to cover for you doesn't work with Johnny Law.