🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Guytoucher18 said:
New rumble exclusive (because he totally didn't lock himself out of Youtube again) he lisps about how he thinks he had a stroke (LOL xD) because his mommy told him so. He seems unsure whether he had a stroke. Claims to have gone to the hospital despite no diagnosis. Interesting that some of his "symptoms" as a result of the "stroke" are ones he complained about prior to his "stroke" during the "im dying" saga (being sensitive to light, being retarded, etc.) Spouts more bullshit about gaining a skill.

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If I were a betting man, I'd bet on a seizure with some anoxic damage that is messing with his senses and giving him dysarthria. (If he's not just intoxicated, still). What he describes sounds like prodromal seizure symptoms, then a long postictal state of drowsiness and poor coordination. If the seizure was bad enough to give him circumoral cyanosis, it could have given him some degree of brain damage. He also mentions a head strike falling when he left the hospital (and walked home???) Finding funny things even funnier can also be a part of seizure/stroke/concussion; my father-in-law had a TIA decades ago and thought everything was funny while he was still unable to speak.

By the bye, Tarl, "ischemic" is pronounced with a hard "k".

What I'm having trouble with is if he had presented to the ER with these neurological symptoms and signs, he would have had a head CT stat to look for a mass, and if a CVA was suspected, he would have had a repeat CT in three days or an MRI. He would never have left without a provisional diagnosis. And I'm stunned that he was discharged on foot. Ed? Pam? WTF?

I smell so many rats, here.
 
DominoPetachi said:
And people just eat this shit up. 79 likes 3 dislikes. Have you read the comments? I’m not logged in to Rumble.
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Most of them are wishing him well, two or three are calling him a retard/liar. I think it's primarily because most of the people that watch him click on a title that says something like, "The Democrats have screwed themselves; America is on the rise!" before clicking on a video from another channel that says something similar. Why would the guy who says things about politics I agree with ever lie about a bunch of stupid shit? That comment calling him a liar? Liberal, obviously. I can't even be too mad about it, it's just retired guys playing video poker and people listening to stuff in the background at work.

Thing about Tarl is he's got three layers:

Layer one is the conservative vampirate. He's smart and says things a conservative/lolbertarian would like to hear. Sure he's weird but that's only because he's so smart (because he agrees with his viewers).

Layer two, after you get past that, is boring as fuck. He's a loser who says things people want to hear and babbles about boring magic shit. Sure he's fucked up but whenever he says anything he puts you to sleep. This is what stops someone like Turkey Tom from making a big video on him so his viewers don't see all the nonsense. Even the Casino segments don't last all that long.

Layer three is when he gets interesting again. In order to maintain layer one he's created this really shoddy network of stupid lies to cover himself. The biggest lie is how absolutely massive the sword of Damocles hanging over his head really is. The man has said he's dying, has timed a stroke/seizure to run from court, and is fucking a retard in order to hide in her apartment. These, among many other things, are backed up by multiple insane women who simultaneously hate him and each other. There are a staggering amount of aspects to just how much of a fuck up Tarl is and they're happening all at the same time. It's both funny and very hard to put into words.

You have to be a particular type of person to reach layer three, we just happen to be that type of person.
 
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The duality of man

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My personal favorite. Got a nice sensible chuckle.

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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
If I were a betting man, I'd bet on a seizure with some anoxic damage that is messing with his senses and giving him dysarthria. (If he's not just intoxicated, still). What he describes sounds like prodromal seizure symptoms, then a long postictal state of drowsiness and poor coordination. If the seizure was bad enough to give him circumoral cyanosis, it could have given him some degree of brain damage. He also mentions a head strike falling when he left the hospital (and walked home???) Finding funny things even funnier can also be a part of seizure/stroke/concussion; my father-in-law had a TIA decades ago and thought everything was funny while he was still unable to speak.

By the bye, Tarl, "ischemic" is pronounced with a hard "k".

What I'm having trouble with is if he had presented to the ER with these neurological symptoms and signs, he would have had a head CT stat to look for a mass, and if a CVA was suspected, he would have had a repeat CT in three days or an MRI. He would never have left without a provisional diagnosis. And I'm stunned that he was discharged on foot. Ed? Pam? WTF?

I smell so many rats, here.
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Rutland Regional has a bus route that arrives every 30 minutes until 4:30 pm. It's accurate that there is no RRMC taxi service, but they have printed phone numbers for taxi services in the area. I've snagged a taxi as late as 1 am.
Every time I've had a visit to RRMC or any other hospital, I've received discharge paperwork instructing me to schedule a follow-up with my primary care and with details about my treatment and medications.

RRMC won't hesitate to give you a CT scan if you have anything resembling what Styx described. RRMC is not a backwater clinic; it's a full-sized hospital with a heliport and everything. Styx is full of it if he thinks anyone who knows of RRMC would believe that he could be post-stroke/seizure or whatever and just zombie walk his way out of the ER. They would have him visually labelled with a yellow fall-risk bracelet/socks, and after discharge, would be escorted by staff in a wheelchair to the exit and helped into a vehicle (where are his parents?).

Styx is just lying; it's the simplest explanation.
 
That pirate is basking in sympathy and repeating his Peter Pan cri de cœur ad nauseam. He is so in need of time in the pokey. I have seen his like many, many times in my life; the only thing special about him is the pirate chapeau.
 
Leylon Sneed said:
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So I guess Tarl's out in Mel's shed making.. care packages. I hope that's what it is because he sure isn't making videos, and he probably isn't turning himself in.
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Uncle Ted had his brain cooked, utterly cooked in those LSD tests. Smart? Maybe. But I've never agreed that he was simply a spurned genius that was pushed over the edge. He was turned into a paranoid and delusional junkie deliberately. If nothing else it was the governments own hubris that bit them in the ass thinking it was a smart idea to do that to someone and face no consequences down the road.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
What he describes sounds like prodromal seizure symptoms, then a long postictal state of drowsiness and poor coordination.
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Wonder if this seizure is retroactive back to a year ago? Because he was having "state of drowsiness" issues on the Quartering's show. 🍸

Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
I smell so many rats, here.
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More rats than a BossmanJack stream. 🐀🐀🐀

Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
I wonder if she brings home the leftovers and makes cheeseburger soup.
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Probably just brings home ketchup packets for him to slurp on.
 
tarl doesnt get a lot of women. He gets a few clout chasing retards. Thats why most of them sign up on here for some attention.

If he had a lot of women, he’d have more and probably better options and he wouldn’t have to settle for the single moms and literal retards .

The valuable hawt childless clout chasing women don’t go for low rated YouTubers that live with their parents.

It’s never a good relationship sign if your girlfriend signs up on a forum thats sole purpose is to roast and mock you.
 
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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
If I were a betting man, I'd bet on a seizure with some anoxic damage that is messing with his senses and giving him dysarthria. (If he's not just intoxicated, still). What he describes sounds like prodromal seizure symptoms, then a long postictal state of drowsiness and poor coordination. If the seizure was bad enough to give him circumoral cyanosis, it could have given him some degree of brain damage. He also mentions a head strike falling when he left the hospital (and walked home???) Finding funny things even funnier can also be a part of seizure/stroke/concussion; my father-in-law had a TIA decades ago and thought everything was funny while he was still unable to speak.

By the bye, Tarl, "ischemic" is pronounced with a hard "k".

What I'm having trouble with is if he had presented to the ER with these neurological symptoms and signs, he would have had a head CT stat to look for a mass, and if a CVA was suspected, he would have had a repeat CT in three days or an MRI. He would never have left without a provisional diagnosis. And I'm stunned that he was discharged on foot. Ed? Pam? WTF?

I smell so many rats, here.
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99.99999999% of all head injuries obtained by drunk people are from BEING DRUNK and falling down. Anyone who has known drunks has seen these people bash their own brains in over and over 100%.

All of his peripheral stories are just pure BS cope.
 
He didn’t have a stroke or seizure or anything. He’s a fucking narcissistic alcoholic liar who’s never faced any consequences before, and he doesn’t know what to do. It’s a sick coping mechanism to avoid his legal issues.
 
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Jeez, why is every platform and legal institution trying to make things hard for this guy? It's so unfair. If Styx had a personality disorder I would say he's engaging in what are known as alloplastic defenses, i.e. blaming external factors for negative outcomes. But we all know that's impossible. It must just be malevolent forces at work in the universe, hellbent on making sure he can't make it to his court appearances or post lisping monologues on occult archaeology to his dwindling social media audience.

 
Leylon Sneed said:
I'll have you know Pam is the lead fry cook in the Rutland McDonald's.
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I have immense respect for the morning lady at the McD's on my way to work. I've had this job nearly 15 years now and she's been there from the beginning. She still doesn't remember if I want hot or mild sauce with my breakfast burritos though.
 
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