🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Crackhead of the Rednecks]

Looks like the peepeepoopoo literature will have to wait...

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Gay owl demons attack!

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Are you privy to something we're not? Has the time finally come?

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Can't believe it's nearly 80 in SLC.

 

[Stinkum]

If someone could gather a gallery of all the women that we know of that have had sex with Styx, that would be quite handy.

I might make a mega chart with bios if I get a chance but for now you can just read the thread.

I started doing this like a month ago but never got around to finishing. I guess I may as well just add a couple of recent developments and post it as is. It's missing lots of stuff, and I know I'm missing a couple women that have been mentioned. Might be helpful if someone does a full one, or the OP gets a rewrite.

Tarl's Girls ​

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Samantha​

Samantha Kathrine Keister
Kiwifarms Account: @Laylithe
Kiwifarms Thread
Youtube Channel

Samantha is Tarl Warwick's life partner and the two are locked in a desperate cycle of mental illness and domestic violence until death do them part (Tarl makes good on his murder suicide threats). Also lost custody of her children.

Nikki​

Nikki Rose Turkevich / Nicolle Rose Katherine Walsh
Kiwifarms Account: @Sekhmet666
Youtube Channel

Nikki was Tarl's rebound girl who came into his life after he was brutally separated from the love of his life Sam through machinations of an overreaching authoritarian state. Nikki is responsible for Tarl's dental work. Also lost custody of her child.

Sara​

Sara MarieManeki(probably) Lancaster
Kiwifarms Accounts: @GayResearchVlogger @upya69
Kiwifarms Thread
Youtube Channel

Sara is boring. Also lost custody of her child.

Jade​

Kiwifarms Account: @Naijella86

A black british woman and friend of Kiwifarms celebrity Caroline Farrow.

Mel​

Melanie Bayon
Youtube Channel

Mel is retarded. Tarl's most recent infatuation is with this unfortunate woman. He has now moved in with her and her family in New York while he is a fugitive from justice.

Elisabeth​

Youtube Channel (formerly Elisabeth's Philosophy)

Tarl's unfortunate babymoma. Mother of little Tarlette. Heavily targeted by Tarl for recruitment into the polycule, Elisabeth was showered in special appearances and plugs for her nascent YouTube channel. Unfortunately their whirlwind romance culminated in our Dumpster Casanova fleeing the Amsterdam in an agoraphobic panic. She's now a sad single mother.

Veraland​

Youtube Channel

An lovely Romanian woman whose online presence is a novel blend of geopolitics and fetish pornography.

Rosie​

Rosie Lopez?
Youtube Channel (maybe)

Rosie is very scary. A direct competitor for Tarl's affection with the "little dutch thot", luckily something must of dissuaded her from her (probable) plan to murder Little Tarlette's mom and wear her skin.

Meg​

Meg is Muslim now. Tarl calls Meg his sister.

Xernue​

Kiwifarms Account: @artemis9
Youtube Channel

Xernue is a forskin fanatic antisemite. Approached by Tarl as a potential addition to his undulating polycule, Xernue was first infatuated by this old pirate LARPing satanist sliding into the comments of her YouTube channel but ultimately declined his invitation Castle Warwick.

Rocio​

Rosie Lopez?
Kiwifarms Account: @onlynerdsreadcomics

Rocio bounced around between various internet Z-celebs including Tarl, Mumkey Jones, and Assburger (who the fuck is Assburger?)

Mexican Wife​

Alicia Navarro Urrutia

Mexican Wife is a frumpy Hispanic trailerpark girl with dark hair.

Felina​

Felina was invited to join the Warwick Polycule during the time that Jade was resident at castle Warwick which inspired STD worries in poor Jade. Unverified allegations of being a cum dumpster.

 

[Uncle Bully]

Nikki was Tarl's rebound girl who came into his life after he was brutally separated from the love of his life Sam through machinations of an overreaching authoritarian state. Nikki is responsible for Tarl's dental work. Also lost custody of her child.

I thought Nikki said she didn't have kids?

 

[Soapmore]

@Stinkum Good work Sir. Look at that, thirteen emotionally and mentally damaged women who somehow fell for the raw sexuality and chaos magicks of the LARPing pirate.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Mel is retarded.

Asshole. I almost laughed aloud and would have to come up with an excuse for the carpool.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I'm calling it. 2027 Styx redemption arc.

He will convert to Christianity, quit drinking and will be a wholesome chungus non-violent woman respecter.

My money is on conversion to becoming a Muslim in jail and he becomes a fanatic extremist just to continue his women abuser ways before a failed terrorist attack in the name of Allah

 

[King Metalia]

How in God's name does that Tarl have so many bitches? The man's a fucking gay pirate twink!

 

[There She Glows]

I thought Nikki said she didn't have kids?

She is in a weirdly parallel situation to Styx.

Yes. I have a 10 year old child being raised in Sweden. I know the unique pain that Tarl feels at not being able to see his daughter grow up. The difference is, I did not have the money to stay in Sweden. I used up all my money traveling back-and-forth and even trying to get my partner to move to the United States. He was here with me for a short time and then decided to take my child back to Sweden. Then, I fought through the courts and failed to have my son returned.

The relationship fell through because my partner has Asperger's and had never been in a relationship before. Amazingly, I healed his agorophobia by giving him a child that he wanted, because now he has an excuse to go outside. They are very happy together and Erik is a great dad although not a sufficient partner.

Like in most relationships, I had tried to force this one and make it last for too long. I bowed down backwards to appease my partner and I understand now that is wrong. All I can do is live learn & grow. Twice now I have fallen into a trap where I fell in love with an online persona only to discover the person underneath is a wretched beast. I don't blame Erik though, I was naive and made many mistakes. I have a type, and that is an intelligent, string bean, agorophobic, autist

I don't know why you say that I was granted custody. It is a weird situation. I was splitting my time between Sweden and the US but I had my child on American soil so he has American citizenship. After having him, I went back to Sweden for some time and then thought I had convinced my partner to move to the US. The three of us flew over here, I got an apartment with help from my parents, but then Erik pulled the rug out from under me and flew back to Sweden with my son. It was all a sick game to him.

I said it was a weird a situation because there was no child custody ruling. I had to invoke a Hague Convention case because that is how you deal with international child custody disputes. At that time, my son was living in Sweden so they let him stay there. It seemed like the court was unfair. My argument was that this in effect prevented me from ever seeing my child because I don't have the money to live in Sweden and they didn't care. I tried to show them texts to prove Erik wanted to move to the US, but it didn't work. They only cared not to return my child to the US.

If I had the means, I would have never left Sweden and if I ever become wealthy enough, I hope to move there or at least visit, although that is a pie in the sky dream.

Oh, you did not misread it. I just forgot about this. It is a local order for Maryland, thus for the United States, for my child to be returned. But because he was in another country, it was not enforceable. Yes, I was really dicked over. My family and I exhausted all funds on local and international legal representation. It hurts me every day that I can't watch my son grow up.

 

[SuperNucleus]

Calling on @Sekhmet666 to share how it felt to pound the rolling-ass motherfucker in his sleep. I get it, I need my sleep too, I bet it felt good. I think I'm so dug in on this narrative because I would do the same

 

[Ghostface Killah]

How in God's name does that Tarl have so many bitches? The man's a fucking gay pirate twink!

Quantes, not quality.

Calling on @Sekhmet666 to share how it felt to pound the rolling-ass motherfucker in his sleep. I get it, I need my sleep too, I bet it felt good. I think I'm so dug in on this narrative because I would do the same

Stop trying to get this scumfuck subhuman to post.

 

[Soapmore]

How in God's name does that Tarl have so many bitches? The man's a fucking gay pirate twink!

It's more an indictment of women.

 

[Dong-Liquor]

I don't understand how a stroke which crippled his reading ability means he can no longer make videos, but he can continue to write thousands of words on twitter every day.

I can give some insight into this. I didn't have a stroke, but after an ER visit for heart palpations, I was put on medication that left me with expressive aphasia. I can understand what I hear and read fine, but writing a response can be difficult and speaking is even harder. When I plan out what I want to say, it will often be as jumbled in my head as it is when spoken. There is more I can add, to explain about mitigation and other problems, but it gets into PL territory.

 

[Sweet Esther]

How in God's name does that Tarl have so many bitches? The man's a fucking gay pirate twink!

akshually... he only had 1. The other 12 suffer from some sort of retardation or another. If you cast a wide enough net, and spend the time (we spend working and supporting our families) manipulating said retards you're probably bound to catch a few regardless of how narcissistically twinky, piratey, or faggy you actually are. Women are pretty dumb creatures and a lot of them have the survival skills of a paper cup. No magic, just manipulation.

 

[Soapmore]

Wondering about Thtyx's thtroke...

Yes, syphilis can cause stroke-like symptoms, primarily through a form called meningovascular neurosyphilis. This occurs when the syphilis bacterium, Treponema pallidum, causes inflammation and damage to medium and large arteries in the brain, leading to ischemic stroke or stroke-like episodes.

• Key symptoms include sudden weakness or numbness on one side of the body (hemiparesis), difficulty speaking (aphasia), vision problems, and confusion—mimicking acute ischemic stroke.
• The middle cerebral artery is most commonly affected, resulting in a typical stroke syndrome.
• These symptoms often occur 5 to 10 years after initial infection and may be preceded by headaches, dizziness, or insomnia.
• Importantly, neurosyphilis can present as a cryptogenic stroke—especially in young patients under 50—with no other identifiable cause. In some cases, MRI may show atypical findings such as diffuse signal changes without classic infarct signs, including negative diffusion-weighted imaging (DWI) despite severe neurological deficits.
• Diagnosis requires high clinical suspicion, testing of cerebrospinal fluid (CSF), and serological testing for syphilis.

 

[Stinkum]

How in God's name does that Tarl have so many bitches? The man's a fucking gay pirate twink!

His MO is usually to approach a mentally unstable woman with a small YouTube channel. Impressing them with his big sub count, commenting on their videos, and maybe shouting them out if he thinks they're worth it.

He should really just try Tinder or something. It seems like every girl he fucks being an aspiring social media personality may have backfired a bit.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I never thought I'd appreciate commercials, but every buffer between myself and the next damn station playing Taylor Swift is a godsend.

 

[Soapmore]

He should really just try Tinder or something. It seems like every girl he fucks being an aspiring social media personality may have backfired a bit.

I think he should be preparing for prison by listening to hip-hop and meeting hood thugs on Grindr Tinder, dressed in his best goth girl style.

 

[White Christmas]

It's missing lots of stuff, and I know I'm missing a couple women that have been mentioned. Might be helpful if someone does a full one, or the OP gets a rewrite.

It is safe to assume that Sthhhhyx is a walking petri dish of STDs.

I'm sure this list is just the tip (no pun) of the iceberg.

I hope all these girls got STD testing done after being quadruple-dipped by the peg leg. Someone needs to swab their deck.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

My family and I exhausted all funds on local and international legal representation. It hurts me every day that I can't watch my son grow up.

In retrospect, this is a good thing. It's the only thing about you that I've heard that makes me happy. That your child has a chance of growing up in complete and total normalcy, unmolested by your influence and psychotic bullshit.