🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Bullet Kin]

Not interested after being asked to?
What are some soups he refused to make?
How is a self-proclaimed soup expert just not going to make some soups?

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Tarly is going down!

Omg he's like a real pirate cause the government has a bounty on him!

 

[White Christmas]

"I had a stroke, LOL!!!!!"

 

[W@rui]

"I had a stroke, LOL!!!!!"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=My7Jo9zmcUg

YARRR MY MOUTH IS DROOPING TO DAVEY JONES'S LOCKER.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

You can say a lot of things about our nigga @Ghostface Killah but simping for Nikki is not one of them lol

I already shared this with Ghostface Nigger, but since you brought it up, I guess I'll share it with class.

 

[MicronesiaReq]

I don't understand how a stroke which crippled his reading ability means he can no longer make videos, but he can continue to write thousands of words on twitter every day.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I don't understand how a stroke which crippled his reading ability means he can no longer make videos, but he can continue to write thousands of words on twitter every day.

Just read the posts from @Sargon's wife's son. It's a combination of disability and TTS. Yet, Tarl started out that way, so.. it's probably just a lie.

E: OK, stacking BBCode doesn't work right.

 

[Dirty knee grows]

This is one instance where if he had just no showed, it might have worked out better for him than showing up drunk. It doesn't sound like he got those tests, it doesn't sound like his probation officer is being kept aware of his whereabouts, it doesn't sound like he's retained counsel. To top it all off he showed up wearing that fucking stupid hat.

Is there a lower label than trash fire or do we need a new one from @Null to describe this catastrophe currently going on with Styx

 

[Le Bunque]

Is there a lower label than trash fire or do we need a new one from @Null to describe this catastrophe currently going on with Styx

It has element of Jerry Springer, and reality shows.

ShitShow is just too vanilla.

To me, it seems like a circus, with clowns and trapeze artists, and daredevils... A three ring circus, in fact, with two Spergatory threads.

How about:

Spoiler: Introducing...

The Vampirate Three Ring Shit Circus from Hell

I know, too long, just ShitCircus might be better[/SPOILER]

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

A three ring circus, in fact, with two Spergatory threads.

There are more than three. Only two who are known to have fucked Tarl (so far). Never count your Spergatories until they've hatched.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

There are more than three. Only two who are known to have fucked Tarl (so far). Never count your Spergatories until they've hatched.

Whatever happened to Naijella? @Caroline Farrow you care to put your two pence on how you knew about the vampirate?

 

[Dirty knee grows]

The decline started when trump recognised him on X years ago

 

[BuckToothBonanza666]

We know he's currently with Mel.

But wherever is Tennessee Sara? or the Only Fans Blow Up Doll skank from Ohio? Wasn't she advertising herself as a "Financial MAGA Mistress"?

I highly doubt that one though.. Tarl would actually have to have money to pay money for a whore to spank him and pretend that she loves him. Would he have to call her Mommy then???

 

[Godmode]

The decline started when trump recognised him on X years ago

Did that really happen?

 

[Leylon Sneed]

Did that really happen?

I know Trump quoted Tim Pool but I forget what it was about.. it might have been the son, Eric.

 

[Caroline Farrow]

Whatever happened to Naijella? @Caroline Farrow you care to put your two pence on how you knew about the vampirate?

I've known Jade since 2011.

She's doing great and realises that she had such a lucky escape. She was always out of his league but even more so now she's lost 112 pounds and is looking incredible

She had known Tarl as an online acquaintance for a while, years before he became well-known, and he managed to manipulate her into believing that he was capable of a healthy functional monogamous lifelong relationship and that she was the one who could straighten him out. I mean he even had her looking out wedding dresses, weeks before he dumped her for Liz.

The first time she sent me a link to his channel, I literally clicked away after 5 seconds, feeling deeply uneasy and told her to extricate herself immediately.

I could sense that there was just something not right with him, he gave off an aura of darkness or maybe it was just the pentagrams?

Whatever, I could just sense he was a devil-worshipper/Satanist and wanted to stay well away.

I had a front row seat to what was going on, including the revelations about Liz and Sam and a million others coming out of the woodwork.

Jade was live-texting me for advice as Tarl was beating Liz!

She's taken a lot of crap on here, but I feel very defensive of her, who's been a great friend to me and has a heart of gold.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

112 pounds

You mean currency right?

 

[anscochrome]

"I had a stroke, LOL!!!!!"

Ok-I ragged on the Canadian Crusaders for always being 10 days late with their clips. Here is the exception to the rule. Gotta give them props this time.

 

[Guytoucher18]

I could just sense he was a devil-worshipper/Satanist

What was it that tipped you off?

 

[DominoPetachi]

Ham Planet reached out to Tarl

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This is one of the things that annoys me the most. The amount of ball licking from his “peers” without even bothering to check receipts is nauseating.

Tarl says he's under attack (his accounts, specifically). He's also claiming he can't make content anymore due to the "stroke" he had.

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You can’t make content because you’re a raging alcoholic who drank himself stupid and doesn’t even know what is going on in the world. You’re also a lazy narcissistic snaggle toothed lisping faggot pirate larper who can’t stand being called out on your livestreams anymore because it is destroying your ego.

Styx's explanation that she decked him solely for rolling over in his sleep and waking her up seems way more credible than the rambling disjointed sequence of events she detailed to the cop about headphones or whatever. What a queen.

Do I need to preface my statements with something gay like "I'm no fan of Styx, but...!". I just think it's more likely/funnier that his mentally deranged ex (who he still sleeps with I guess) pummeled him in his sleep than some weird convoluted sequence of events where she had no choice but to gently slap his tooth out to preserve her life

He got tired of her but also depended on her for rent money (400 she paid to his mom) and rides to get alcohol and weed because his mother (also a stoner) wouldn’t drive him anywhere or share her stash, so he decided to amuse himself by making her go mad by fucking with her sleep. She has a full time job so sleep is important to her. He had been doing it for weeks. She finally got fed up and punched him in his lie hole.

Maybe if someone had punched him in the mouth instead of enabling him when he was younger, he wouldn’t have turned out to be the slob that he is today.

Nikki is no more crazy than he is. They’re all loons. All of them.

"I had a stroke, LOL!!!!!"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=My7Jo9zmcUg

That was actually a really good segment.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Did that really happen?

Yeah, it happened but I forget about what.