🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Squanto Airi]

You could say that he had the luckiest stroke in existence; I guess it's just that chaos magic.

Could've gone with the stroke of luck pun

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Could've gone with the stroke of luck pun

That seems a bit trite- after all, he's already got his birdie.

 

[anscochrome]

Or eventually the parents will catch wind of all the bullshit and issue an ultimatum to the retard bitch

Which is exactly why I said several pages back that the parents or whoever set up the remittance man situation for Mel have totally washed their hands of her. They should have called the cops and charged Tarl with a criminal trespass from the get go, within two or three days of his arrival tops. Now that this has gone on for almost a month, those parents or siblings or whomever relatives just do not give one flying shit for this woman's welfare.

 

[Sekhmet666]

I wonder whatever happened to Megan (his sister,Taco) and his "niece"? Are they aware of his current shennanigans?

Meg certainly is aware of his current shenanigans. She pulled out 100% and said Styx was not allowed to have any contact with his "niece" anymore after he was arrested Dec. 11. It was always sick and gross to me that he called Meg his sister, but I do not believe that he did anything inappropriate with the kid ever.

Soups can be good and are often cheap. A lot of cultures have everything and the kitchen sink soups that are great nutrition wise, and distinct. Off the top of my head gumbo, goulash, jambalaya, chowder. I dunno, I'm not a soup hater.

I always thought of myself as a soup lover, but one of the most disappointing things about Tarl is he never seemed interested in making any of my top 10 soups, except for tomato.

Styx overdosed on some kind of strong synthetic drug when he was in high school. He's mentioned it multiple times. Wish I could remember specifically what it was but it explains why he's such a massive retard. It's one thing to be retarded and fail at life but this guy actually had it made for a while, a decent Youtube channel, beautiful wife, a good podcast with Ramz Paul. Then he just flushed it all away and started banging subhuman females and drinking himself to death. Truly bizarre, even for a guy who unironically worships an owl demon. This dude succeeded then completely ruined his life, truly amazing

It is truly amazing. I'm just here for the horror show. I understand now that he does not make a viable partner. I don't know how he ever fooled Liz into being with him. I think he took all the passion and love that he had for Sam and thrust it towards getting Liz to love him. You guys need to accept that I'm moving on with my life but I still want to watch Tarl destroy himself and engulf himself in these retarded flames of alcoholism, narcissism and pride. I would much rather watch him get clean from alcohol and succeed again, but obviously that is no longer even a remote possibility.

I have no experience with it either but every dude I’ve ever known to fry their brain on it was already pretty retarded.

You would have to have been retarded to do Spice to begin with. Am I the only one here who was responsible enough to heavily research every single substance that I've ever put in my body? I remember using Erowid back in the day and deciding to never ever use Spice, for example.

The spice melted this dude's brain. Some drug experiences can do this. This dude locked down that hot chick from the Netherlands and ruined it, what a fucking nightmare. Now he's banging Big Foot and getting his teeth punched out, stroking out and tweeting about it? Damn.

I'm Big Foot? Rad!

Liz was just a flash in the pan that he latched onto, got pregnant, and wifed up asap because she was way above his league, and he knew it.

Almost seems like he landed his Aryan princess bride with chaos magick!

There's a small chance NYPD could charge him for 'forcing' Mel to harbor him. I know it won't happen, but he deserves it.

This is very optimistic. It does not matter that Styx forced me to drive down Crescent Street. I still caught the stalking charge.

Which is exactly why I said several pages back that the parents or whoever set up the remittance man situation for Mel have totally washed their hands of her. They should have called the cops and charged Tarl with a criminal trespass from the get go, within two or three days of his arrival tops. Now that this has gone on for almost a month, those parents or siblings or whomever relatives just do not give one flying shit for this woman's welfare.

I just want to make it clear that Mel lives in this house with both of her parents. They have multiple homes, so I don't know if the father lives there 100% of the time or if he's off fucking other women in the other home that you guys said he had.

As the responsible parties and the owner of the home, Mel's parenrs should be the ones charged with harboring a fugitive, not Mel; she should not catch any charges.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

This is very optimistic. It does not matter that Styx forced me to drive down Crescent Street. I still caught the stalking charge.

Nothing's ever your fault, is it Nikki- until the cops, judges, or anyone else asks you about it. You might need a new valve, because those waterworks only go full-open.

 

[CarlosDanger]

It was spice, I think probably K2 because of when it allegedly happened. I can personally say that shit is more like crank, than the synthetic pot it's sold as. I can see a bath salt comparison, but I've never dipped my toes in that pool.

I smoked spice in high school a number of times but I never had this kind of experience. We used a brand called Spike and it would basically give you an intense weed buzz for about 20-30 minutes and you would basically be straight again. Then again to stay legal they started doing all kinds of changes to the formula so it probably did all kinds of crazy stuff to people but I never did it again after my senior year of high school.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

So is this a new stroke or is he talking about the one that he used to run from court?

Anyway, I randomly clicked on his food video and paused it on this lovely portrait. Really does his teeth justice.

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Jesus christ it's dollar store King Cobra. Shame he's like 1/8 as likable.

 

[DominoPetachi]

We're all friends here. Except some of those with so-fresh-its-still-bleeding registration dates. They can be kind of sus.

Might see a few more noobs. Tardfucker came up in a Salty stream so I shared the link here. I’m tired of so-called skeptics in the community falling for his bullshit. They’re all, I hope he’s okay. I hope he gets better. Oh noes! Poor Styx!

Salty loves drama so I hope he reads the thread. In this thread, noobs will find receipts of Styx aka Tardfucker engaged in and guilty of:

*alcoholism, has struggled with alcohol consumption over many years which was kept in check until shit went south with his wife. He has been drunk during his lives consistently for the last two years AT LEAST and has also fallen asleep drunk while appearing on The Quatering which was supposed to be a regular thing as payment for posting Tardfucker’s bail the first time he got arrested. More on that later. That debt has yet to be paid.

* domestic violence (wife, girlfriends)

* child abandonment (has not seen his child since 2024)

*did a live stream with the woman he cheated on and left his wife for and grabbed her booba on that live stream. Her name is Sam. I call her Spam.

*this is the same woman he made an abortion tea for when they were together before he met his (now x-wife) Liz. She ended up having her baby murdered at a clinic because Tardl said he would not acknowledge the child or help her with the baby at all. She is also the woman he caught a DV charge in NoLa for roughing her up. A recording of that incident can also be found in this thread and it’s hilarious. This is the same woman who would later have her life threatened by him during an incident where he illegally discharged a firearm after pointing the gun at her threatening her life and then at himself threatening suicide before pussing out and doing neither. She is also the succubus who pretended to overdose so that Styx would save her from certain death. During this incident he had to break her door down. He used a literal flail.

* while seeing the succubus Spam he wooed a potato named MongoMel. She also has a YouTube but it has been privated. You can still find her video uploads here in this thread. She’s a dual citizen of US and UK and quite the tardling making Styx’s relationship with her wholly inappropriate. She lives in Brooklyn where Tardfucker is currently hiding out from two bench warrants. They saw each other for a while since he had a no contact order with Spam before he met a longtime homeless fan called Nikki aka Nikkster known in this thread officially as Sekhmet666.

* Nikki also has a channel where she details some of her experiences with his abusive behavior. He would eventually pretend to break up with MongoMel in order to move Nikki into his parents’ hovel in Vermont aka The Castle Warwick. His intention was to get some easy poon in exchange for 400 dollars a month which she paid to his parents in rent. Tardfucker continued his relationship with MongoMel during this time calling her “just a friend” though he would spend hours and hours on the line with her while totally ignoring Nikki who was laying right beside him hearing everything. Eventually Tardfucker got tired of Nikki but instead of just asking her to leave decided it would be much more fun to terrorize her a bit first. He fucked with her mind and her sleep until she finally clocked him in the yuck mouth one fine wintry morning. Arrest videos can also be found in this thread for both of them. It’s some of the funniest shit you will ever see.

*Tardfucker had a zoom call to appear in court for his NoLa charge soon after his WWbeatdown. Suddenly, he was overcome with the vapors and had a seizure even though he was still chatting on X and reading this thread while his mother was making his excuses before getting on a bus to Brooklyn to be with his FOREV … for right now love of this moment Mel. He has been there ever since.

* he has missed his court appearance in Vermont since he’s in Brooklyn which has resulted in a bench warrant.

*he did appear on a zoom call while in Brooklyn but the judge was tired of his shit by that point so she also issued a bench warrant making him wanted in two states.

*pathological lying. You would have an easier time recalling the moments he wasn’t lying than when he was since he literally does it all the time for no reason at all. He just loves to lie. He’s never had a seizure or a stroke and has never seen a doctor. He’s just a panicky little wino hiding out from the law because he’s never had to face the consequences of his poor behaviors and shitty decision making skills.

That is just the stuff that has happen in the last 3 years. Tarl has a long and storied history of womanizing and alcoholism all archived here for your edification. Enjoy.

 

[Sekhmet666]

Nothing's ever your fault, is it Nikki- until the cops, judges, or anyone else asks you about it. You might need a new valve, because those waterworks only go full-open.

This is such a retarded comment. Dude, what is wrong with you? I have failed at life. I understand that I have failed that life. It is my fault and my fault alone that I have failed at life. I have repeated this for you hecklers so many times! I understand that I cannot make three times the amount that I need to pay for rent, so I can't have my own apartment without some kind of financial assistance. That is my fault. That is nobody's fault but my own. All of my problems in life are my own problems. It is my fault that I went out with Tarl Warwick. It is my fault that I am not married. It is my fault that I am fat. I take full responsibility for all my mistakes and failings in life. I am not Samantha Keister. I do not blame others for my mistakes. You guys continually put words in my mouth and say that I play the victim when I don't, and you say that I don't take responsibility for my failures when I do! It's stupid trolling because it's so transparent.

However, is not my fault that I drove down Crescent Street. If I never met Tarl Warwick, then I never would have driven down Crescent Street, and I never would have had any relation to Samantha Keister, and she never would have got a stalking order against me. This is simple logic, dude! It doesn't affect my life one way or another that she got the stalking order against me because she never would have been part of my life if I didn't fuck Tarl Warwick. I was with a violent insane, drunk retard, and he made me drive down the street of the demon cunt who had a protective order against him.

I made the decision, coerced heavily by a violent alcoholic to drive down the public street instead of leaving Styx at that instant because he was clearly still into her. I take full accountability for all of my decisions and I don't even regret that one because it's such a nothing. You act like it's a big deal! I never knew that Tarl was so insane and retarded and still in love with a demon whore that wanted to ruin his life. I never thought that he would still have contact with her and allow her to get him arrested again. I never thought that he would be so stupid as to run from the law, but here we are! Now we all know the full, horrific, awesome extent of his retardation, and I am detached from him. I'm moving on with my life and this demon whore that I never would have known existed if it wasn't for Stx, has a stalking order against me. I never had contact with her before and I'm never going to have contact with her for the rest of my life. I never wanted to. I prefer to keep evil, heinous, retarded whores like that as far away from me as possible!

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

However, is not my fault that I drove down Crescent Street.

Uh huh.

If I never met Tarl Warwick, then I never would have driven down Crescent Street, and I never would have had any relation to Samantha Keister, and she never would have got a stalking order against me.

You chose to sleep next to Tarl. You probably could have had a voucher at any time, even without punching him (but I'm glad you did).

I made the decision

There we go.

I take full accountability for all of my decisions and I don't even regret that one because it's such a nothing.

No, you generally don't. Right now you're claiming that you do- in this specific instance.

I'm moving on with my life

Then log out and prove to the world you're not just a pothead who likes to whine about her station in life and does absolutely fucking nothing about it.

I never had contact with her before and I'm never going to have contact with her for the rest of my life.

You literally offered to have oral sex with her, or did you forget that?

Dude, what is wrong with you?

I wanted to believe in you.

 

[Sekhmet666]

Then log out and prove to the world you're not just a pothead who likes to whine about her station in life and does absolutely fucking nothing about it.

I logged out for an entire week. I just want to make fun of Tarl and offer insights into his downfall. This is my right as a human being along with you and everybody else here.

It does not matter how many times you say that I do not take responsibility for my life. It does not change the fact that I absolutely do take full responsibility for my life. Please tell me how you want me to take more responsibility for my life other than admitting literally every single mistake and taking responsibility for every single failure?

There's literally nothing I can do to prove to you that I am taking responsibility for my life, other than taking full responsibility for my life as I am now and always have done. This is why it's a circular argument and a troll!

 

[There She Glows]

I am a little annoyed that my St. Patrick's day corned beef reminded me of Tard's Christmas boiled dinner 800 pages ago. Time and tide wait for no man.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I logged out for an entire week.

Probably a good idea since you are legally obligated not to post anywhere around Sam.

This is my right as a human being along with you and everybody else here.

I wouldn't say it's a human rights so much as the ability on a free forum.

It does not change the fact that I absolutely do take full responsibility for my life.

If you did then you would admit that you have absolutely no future in rutland, and restate once again the only reason that you stay there is because the pot is cheap. You haven't taken responsibility for yourself any more than you did before you got thrown out. You're still living on someone else's money, and to my knowledge have done absolutely nothing to try to adequately subsist on your own.

Please tell me how you want me to take more responsibility for my life other than admitting literally every single mistake and taking responsibility for every single failure?

Move away from Rutland. Go somewhere where you have the possibility of a new start.

 

[Autistic Joe]

He is also talking about his "enemies" from time to time, but people keep reminding him that he's not significant enough to make anybody's enemy list.

I've noticed that Tarl likes to mention his "enemies" a lot. This begs the question: Who, pray tell, are Tarl's enemies?

 

[Soapmore]

You guys continually put words in my mouth and say that I play the victim when I don't

You're literally on camera in your own uploaded video saying you're a victim.

 

[Sekhmet666]

Probably a good idea since you are legally obligated not to post anywhere around Sam.

Sam is also on Facebook. Should I not post on Facebook too? You monumental, fucking imbecile! She lied to the court and got a stalking order saying that I cannot contact her. I have never contacted her. I have no desire to contact her. I promise you and all the gods above that I will never contact her. I don't want to have any contact with an evil, disgusting, gaping cunted demon like her. This is a useless troll because I am still allowed to post on the internet wherever I want except for on her Facebook, Twitter or in any way contacting her.

I wouldn't say it's a human rights so much as the ability on a free forum.

If you did then you would admit that you have absolutely no future in rutland, and restate once again the only reason that you stay there is because the pot is cheap. You haven't taken responsibility for yourself any more than you did before you got thrown out. You're still living on someone else's money, and to my knowledge have done absolutely nothing to try to adequately subsist on your own.

Move away from Rutland. Go somewhere where you have the possibility of a new start.

You are lying. Once again, you are putting words in my mouth. Everyone is lying when they are saying that weed is the most important thing in my life and it is the only reason that I am staying in Rutland. I have repeated myself many times, but I will repeat myself again for the complete imbecilic, retarded morons like yourself.

I have traveled to at least 40 out of the 50 states. I have lived in a handful of states. I like living in Vermont more than I like living in any other state. I like the small town feel of Rutland. I love how I know the different customers that come into the convenience store. I love how they're all quirky and weird, libertarian and drunk. Gonzo, asshole, retard & inbred, everybody's got some interesting story; everybody has something going on with themselves. They're all unique characters. It really is like a little Twin Peaks thing going here. I also love the weather. I love the snow. I love skiing. It is a life's dream to be this close to Killington.

Skiing is the only physical activity that I enjoy. I'm going to get in shape, lose weight & I'm going to live here for the rest of my life and enjoy skiing and smoking weed. Nobody can tell me where I should live. I almost forgot. I probably like Vermont the most out of any state because the racial composition is the best.

The most important reason for me to stay here is because I have a full time job and the cost of rent is reasonable here, unlike in Maryland or New Jersey. I've also obtained a higher paying full time job that I will transition to after Tennybrook. Who would give me the money to move? Where would I move to? Why would it be logical to move to a new place and make new friends and have to find a new living arrangement and a new job just to please a stranger on the internet. Do you see how insanely retarded you sound when you command me to move out of Rutland? The only one who commands me is The Lord, bucko!

 

[Sekhmet666]

You're literally on camera in your own uploaded video saying you're a victim.

Yeah, when your partner punches, kicks and throws things at you, you're a victim of domestic violence. If anyone has ever poked you or punched you in your life, then you were a victim of violence, that doesn't mean that you play the victim in life and walk around proclaiming that the world owes you because you're such a victim and nothing is your fault & you've always been the victim. That is not what I am. I am not like Samantha Keister. I am not a victim overall. Just because I was a victim of domestic violence with one partner once does not mean that I define myself as a victim in life. Do you understand the difference now, or were you just maliciously trolling?

Do you understand that Styx had fans who only heard his side of the story and I wanted people to know that he was abusive, and that's why his tooth got cracked?

 

[Soapmore]

Please tell me how you want me to take more responsibility for my life other than admitting literally every single mistake and taking responsibility for every single failure?

Move away from Rutland. Go somewhere where you have the possibility of a new start.

Do you see how insanely retarded you sound when you command me to move out of Rutland?

You asked how he wants you to take more responsibility. He answered. How is that commanding you to do anything?

Do you understand the difference now, or were you just maliciously trolling?

You offended my Pedant-O-Meter with obvious discrepancy.

--- Edit To Add ---

*this is the same woman he made an abortion tea for when they were together before he met his (now x-wife) Liz. She ended up having her baby murdered at a clinic because Tardl said he would not acknowledge the child or help her with the baby at all.

* child abandonment (has not seen his child since 2024)

Of all the garbage orbiting him like an asteroid belt, I find these aspects most repulsive.

 

[General Insomnia]

Find out how Sam is earning money. 17 Crescent Street. Car seems to be there all the time. How is she paying rent? This is like a video game for you, and the first stage is employment verification for Tarli's Angels. I'm curious who you are, but I understand you value your anonymity.

Regarding your other comment, I love that somebody said I was the smiling saboteur, yes, I'm still the same smiling angel on Tard Lucifer's shoulder, supporting him and watching him sabotage himself. I don't even need to do anything nefarious! By offering advice & suggesting positive changes to him, Styx demonically & oppositionally does the opposite. He sabotages himself worse than anyone else could. It is fun & tragic to watch. Life is but a game and I'm sure as hell enjoying the ride!

If he coerced you to write this, explain how the very next morning, you were able to overpower him, put him in a headlock, repeatedly smash him in the face with a closed fist while screaming incoherently about Sam, just fucking wailing on his drunken, frail, and sickly, potentially homosexual body, nearly ending his life. I mean, you beat him so badly that he now suffers from seizures and strokes. You think that man could coerce you?

 

[Soapmore]

You think that man could coerce you?

You fail to account for vampirate chaos magicks.