I've noticed that Tarl likes to mention his "enemies" a lot. This begs the question: Who, pray tell, are Tarl's enemies?
Is it the forum and the posters in his thread? This is of course who this post is about but we simply laugh at his antics, an exercise in freedom of speech contained locally to a website Tarl is not obligated or able to read. I wouldn't call that an
enemy.
Is it the Kino Casino? Again, laughing at his antics. Sure there are embarrassing clips that get put out on youtube. Does that really rise to enemy status though?
Perhaps the state? I would say at this point, yes, enemies of Tarl's making. If he just would have followed the very simple instructions he was given at the start I think they would hardly be one.
His league of evil exes? I don't think Tarl is at the point to categized any of them in that way, especially not Sam who has singlehandedly caused the state to go after him. Maybe Nikki the Destroyer, I suppose being gifted a lisp like that would make someone your enemy.
Really though, who lies about deadly illnesses and strokes? Who throws phones and shoots guns he's not supposed to have? Who doesn't show up to court and or turn himself in, letting problems compound? Who drinks himself into a stupor every night? Who strings along multiple unstable women? Who abandoned his only child? Who makes pacts with gay owl demons? Who doesn't shower or brush his teeth? Who fucks retards? Now
that is a a person worthy of being called an enemy.
Why, looking back at this tweet I'd say it's one of the most accurate and insightful things he's ever posted. My cat is smarter than him too. He's not a very bright cat but at least he grooms himself daily.
TLDR for illiterate pirates: It's all your fault, Tarl.
Edit:
@Nig Nog Neanderthal this is why I shouldn't effort post, you beat me to it lol.