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Sekhmet666 said:
I believe he really did have a seizure because
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Because he was snapshotted as active in Kiwifarms while he was having a seizure?

alan thicke said:
There’s a screenshot of his account viewing this thread during the time period when he was supposedly unable to appear on the court call due the “seizure”
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@Sekhmet666 I wonder what you think of this.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
I wasn't there, so I do not know if the seizure was real. I believe he really did have a seizure because it actually looks like he's cutting down on the alcohol and barring a jarring experience close to death, like a seizure, I don't think anything would have made him consciously cut down drinking as much as it looks like he has.

When I was with Tarl, he was drinking so much that he was an uncontrollable monster. He would have tantrums and throw things frequently and not even listen to me speak. There were moments when he was fun to be around, but with the drinking at that obscene amount, he was completely uncontrollable. I could not imagine him being that uncontrollable, hateful and disrespectful towards Mel. He usually obeys her. I believe his mom, that Mel is seriously controlling his alcoholic intake and he's letting this happen because the seizure scared him.
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So were you in the room and watched him convulse
 
Soapmore said:
Because he was snapshotted as active in Kiwifarms while he was having a seizure?



@Sekhmet666 I wonder what you think of this.
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In a typical seizure, you're supposedly tired for from 5 to 30 minutes (post-ictal state), but I've seen it go longer. The person is dopy and childlike during that time, but mostly oriented. Alcohol withdrawal probably complicates that picture. A withdrawal seizure is preceded by increased nervous agitation and a rise in temperature, often with hallucinations of some sort, dread, anxiety, and a lot of autonomic nervous system dysregulation. So he probably felt like crap regardless, and he was probably back to alertness very shortly after this hypothetical seizure.
 
He suddenly has seizure right before he has to go to court. How convenient.

The result of the fake seizure got him out of attending court and allowed his mommy to step in for him and handle it, which leads me to believe there is a very high probability he faked it. It also bought him more time to skip out on the drug test he was going to fail.

He was also surfing Kiwi as he was faking it.

Pure BS.
 
White Christmas said:
He suddenly has seizure right before he has to go to court. How convenient.

The result of the fake seizure got him out of attending court and allowed his mommy to step in for him and handle it, which leads me to believe there is a very high probability he faked it. It also bought him more time to skip out on the drug test he was going to fail.

He was also surfing Kiwi as he was faking it.

Pure BS.
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I suspect you're right, although if Tard drinks as much as it seems, a seizure or panic attack is still plausible. However, he had better have evidence of having been seen at the E.D. for the judge.

I wonder if he's going on the lam out of the country.
 
I wonder what the procedure is for him delivering the two clean drug tests. Do you just show up at a police station and tell them where to send the results? Do they send a team to your house at a random time to collect sample? Does anyone here have any experience with this degenerate side of life? I hope he gets caught trying to use Mel's clean waste in lieu of his own foul bio-brew.
 
deleuzeon said:
Do you just show up at a police station and tell them where to send the results?
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I don't know Louisiana specific, but he should be able to provide them to his attorney or to the court that day. The prosecutor may ask for time to verify (we're talking minutes usually not days). That's the risky way, the safer way would be to sign up for treatment, sign a waiver of his medical privacy for the piss tests, and have the staff send the results directly to whatever probation department is overseeing his case. He should also be prepared with hardcopies because probation employees are government employees, so it's a roll of the dice how good at their job they are.
Problem is that it takes up to a week for lab results to come back, so he better have taken his already (or be peeing in a cup in the next day or two, but that's cutting it awful close).

I don't know how much scrutiny he will be under for his seizure fake out, that's another complicating factor. He should have made his digital appearance last time, asked for time for get a lawyer, or for his lawyer to review what the state has. Not sure about LA specific, put probation violations/revocation the burden of proof is on you to prove you didn't do the thing, not the State to prove you did.
 
AnOminous said:
Did you miss the part where one of his bitches punched the fuck out of his face and he lost a tooth because his own bitch smacked the bitch out of him?
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i've been watching him for a while and only learned a couple weeks ago he was a cow on here
then i forgot he was a cow until i noticed his teeth and was like "oh yeah he punched his girlfriend or something didn't he"
mostly used him for background noise while working anyway
 
"I had just the right amount of seizure to where I could read my thread on kiwifarms and didn't have to go to the hospital and then immediately went to new york on a bus, but too much seizure to appear for my court date, your honor."

A new twist on the classic, "A'hm retarded ya honor" ralphamale defense.

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I'm going to run a Vampire: The Masquerade campaign for some friends who are nerdy but not very online and definitely not into lolcows. The scheming Tremere Primogen is named Tarl Warwick.
 
There She Glows said:
Underhand is the correct way to situate toilet paper with cats in the house unless you want to waste a lot of toilet paper.
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Late and ghey, but my boy (PBUH) used to shred the toilet roll and make a nest out of it. I'd walk into the bathroom in the morning and he'd be snoozing in a giant pile of confetti.
I'm tempted to share a pic of him in said nest but since the kitty pics got nuked from the thread last time I'll refrain.

Also, Tarl looks like he smells like cabbage.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
I wasn't there, so I do not know if the seizure was real. I believe he really did have a seizure because it actually looks like he's cutting down on the alcohol and barring a jarring experience close to death, like a seizure, I don't think anything would have made him consciously cut down drinking as much as it looks like he has.

When I was with Tarl, he was drinking so much that he was an uncontrollable monster. He would have tantrums and throw things frequently and not even listen to me speak. There were moments when he was fun to be around, but with the drinking at that obscene amount, he was completely uncontrollable. I could not imagine him being that uncontrollable, hateful and disrespectful towards Mel. He usually obeys her. I believe his mom, that Mel is seriously controlling his alcoholic intake and he's letting this happen because the seizure scared him.
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What is your theory behind why he’s letting half a retard control him when nobody else could. I don’t believe for a second that he had a seizure because there is no chance in hell that he was cold turkey enough for one to occur. I believe he had a severe panic attack which can mimic the type of seizures that makes you become rigid (tonic) rather than flop around like a fish, but they are not seizures. They’re just your own mind fucking with you and reTarl is under a lot of stress with the shit storm that has become his existence. I say existence instead of life because this nigga ain’t living. Anyway, why her? What do you think she has that the others including yourself lack?

Other theories from the kids in the class are welcome.
 
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