🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Tard had a meal today. He had to let the world know this. I that fried chicken with goysauce on there? NAh, looks like cauliflower and goyslopsauce.

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Tard on aliens

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Oh, he read about War of the Worlds and thinks aliens will just lie down and die and not know how to protect themselves from crap in the air but they can achieve interstellar travel.

Oh, cant invade a planet from space because of some spores in the atmosphere below.

JFC
 
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Sekhmet666 said:
The world is not my perpetrator. Kiwi Farms is not my perpetrator. I never claimed the world or kiwi farms were at fault for my problems.

I have failed at life. I do not have enough money to rent an apartment. Even though I am an adult, I do not have a job that allows me enough money to buy a home. It is nobody's fault but my own. I am a failure at life. Everything that happens to me is my fault. Nothing else is anybody's fault but my own. I have chosen to pursue love instead of pursuing a career and it is for that reason that I do not have enough money to be approved for an apartment.

I'm tired of people putting words in my mouth. It is my fault that I am homeless. It is not Tarl's fault. It is not kiwi farm's fault. It is not the world's fault.

I did not expect one dime from you. I understand that you are not my friend. I understand that you could find it in yourself to verify my employment and disseminate my court documents, but you claimed I was asking you to "hunt down" Sam when I simply asked you to do the same for her. I understand that it's okay to take time away from your family to attend court and "hunt down" people only when it suits you, but it's not okay to give a charitable hand to somebody who smokes weed. I understand where your priorities lie.
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Just like I told Lucifer Sam about a thousand pages ago, the minute you "blame yourself" you also take back the power to make it better. If your lack of success is your fault, that means you also have the ability to create success. Some people really don't have that power, but you do!

That being said, humans are interdependent and, when things are going well, symbiotic. I think you're going to do just fine once you acknowledge the power of your actions and choices!

I'm surprised no one has referenced Lucifer Sam yet, classic Pink Floyd song from the Syd Barrett days.

 
mickrussom said:
Anyways, Clare got put in prison for helping the NXIVM cult bring girls in for sex trafficking. You thought Epstein was the only one doing it? Lol. Keep noticing, and you notice more. Sara Bronfman was also involved.
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Somehow I missed the whole NXIVM story back when it happened... and now I hear about it twice in a few weeks, right here on the Farms. Couple of weeks ago I was getting caught up on the "Images taken seconds before disaster" thread, and this photo was posted which I didn't recognize:
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A quick Google search to get some context (it's Allison Mack meeting Keith Raniere for the first time), and I found myself in that same Wikipedia article you linked. Reading about all the celebrities who were involved -- Allison Mack, Nicki Clyne, Grace Park, India Oxenberg, Linda Evans -- and many other rich & famous people. I love this site, it's fun *AND* educational! 😁

So how long until we hear about Styx's Sasolute Stolas Cult?
 
Autistic Joe said:
Somehow I missed the whole NXIVM story back when it happened... and now I hear about it twice in a few weeks, right here on the Farms. Couple of weeks ago I was getting caught up on the "Images taken seconds before disaster" thread, and this photo was posted which I didn't recognize:
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A quick Google search to get some context (it's Allison Mack meeting Keith Raniere for the first time), and I found myself in that same Wikipedia article you linked. Reading about all the celebrities who were involved -- Allison Mack, Nicki Clyne, Grace Park, India Oxenberg, Linda Evans -- and many other rich & famous people. I love this site, it's fun *AND* educational! 😁

So how long until we hear about Styx's Sasolute Stolas Cult?
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When I was a kid, I had a horrible nightmare about Nicki Clyne (Cally) (also wife of Allison Mack) getting laserbeamed by frakkin' toasters. I thought her and Jewel Staite were the prettiest girls in the world. Slightly black-pilling for my youth.
 
mickrussom said:
Truth is stranger than fiction. David Lynch (if he was alive) could do a Rutland Edition of Twin Peaks.
In Twin Peaks, the owls are not what they seem. In Rutland, the owls are owl magnets pinning unpaid bills and late notices on the fridge.
It’s a foggy New England fever dream where the pirate hat is real, the net worth is theoretical, and every episode ends the same way:
That's about all, peace out.
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Never mind David Lynch, I think you pretty much nailed it, fren.

Holy shit, I don't even like tv anymore and I would definitely watch (or stream) this!
 
King George III said:
Don't worry guys, the aliens won't attack because the drunk vampirate said the germs will protect us.
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Gosh, I hope a civilization that has mastered interstellar doesn't have the thought and foresight to build an advanced space suit. Surely, there just like us: intelligent enough to master forms of travel, too stupid to properly plan.
 
UCantCCPMe said:
Gosh, I hope a civilization that has mastered interstellar doesn't have the thought and foresight to build an advanced space suit. Surely, there just like us: intelligent enough to master forms of travel, too stupid to properly plan.
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Well, not anticipating something obvious to Terran life—having a massive blind spot—would be quite alien thinking, wouldn't it? Just what you'd expect from a race of farting, tapdancing toilet plungers.

Whenever Tarl has pontificated about a "shroud of pathogens," (because he's old and out of any original thoughts, if he ever had any), I always want to raise the question whether our pathogens would touch them in the least. I mean, are they composed of CHON, like us? Do they have cells with phospholipid membranes, even? Dude's imagination is tiny, apparently.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
I mean, are they composed of CHON, like us? Do they have cells with phospholipid membranes, even? Dude's imagination is tiny, apparently.
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Even among earthly organisms, there are literally millions of pathogens that affect some species and not others. He knew his biology of the day, but the germ theory of disease was just emerging when H.G.Wells wrote that book, and the level of understanding of bacteria and virus was still in its adolescence. Like Tarl.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Well, not anticipating something obvious to Terran life—having a massive blind spot—would be quite alien thinking, wouldn't it? Just what you'd expect from a race of farting, tapdancing toilet plungers.

Whenever Tarl has pontificated about a "shroud of pathogens," (because he's old and out of any original thoughts, if he ever had any), I always want to raise the question whether our pathogens would touch them in the least. I mean, are they composed of CHON, like us? Do they have cells with phospholipid membranes, even? Dude's imagination is tiny, apparently.
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What makes Tarl think that aliens wouldn't be carrying diseases too? Or better yet, employ them as a remote weapon. Drop an engineered virus in the middle of New York and play the world's biggest game of Plague Inc. Or shoot lazers, invade with spaceships, send down a slave species to wipe everyone out and about a dozen other ways I can think of to exterminate humanity without leaving the comfort of their intergalactic gooning caves.
 
mickrussom said:
Tard had a meal today. He had to let the world know this.
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It looks revolting. I'm sure it's meant to be some "vegan spread" designed to trick us all into thinking he has a healthy lifestyle but it looks like cum soup, a biscuit sitting on a plate of worms, and so on.
 
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