🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Human Mystery said:
I'm behind and was wondering why Sara and Sam weren't here responding. That's unfortunate. Tarl's girls make this thread move. Without them no one would really know what a mess he really is.

How will Sam ever get her naked tarot readings off the ground on Only Fans? Will Tarl join and perform period rituals? She seems to be struggling talking to herself on Twitter.

And, ya'll taking shots at Sara when she can't come in and poke Tarl in from hiding? Come on.
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Falling down a flight of stairs makes people move but I don't recommend it. It's always 1 part seething at Tarl, 1 part screeching at each other, 1 part random bullshit about some stupid hobby nobody gives a fuck about and 4 more parts of telling Sam she punches babies.

Also I thought about it. Giving them credits to spend on posts is a bad idea. They'll just write entire books in a single post and it'll just be awful. It has to be a single hour a day all at the same time, at 3:00 am Rutland time, the witching hour.
 
ShiverStar said:
... he's probably drinking the last of the cooking sherry and a strange birthday cake flavored wine brought over by a distant aunt 7 years ago as a novelty present. He's running out of ethanol. ...
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Listerine and cough syrups are examples of common household items that contain ethanol. Careful with the cough syrup, though. You can also get high off of nutmeg. You're welcome, Styx. istockphoto-496819251-612x612.jpg
 
Yall are gonna drive Null crazy with requests to threadban/unban these crazy whores. Neither of them adds anything of value. Nikki on the other hand is the goddamn GOAT at serving up the tea.
 
Ghostface, you don't realize you crossed a line and are now on the wrong side of the glass. You're not bruce willis at the end of sixth sense, you've just gone too far. You're Sam Neill at the start of in the mouth of madness.

The fact Sekhmet is your Julie Carmen is not a badge of honor, but hey, Sam Neill's character managed not to have sex with her, even when the narrative demanded it.

Point is, do not drive to Knobs Harbor.

Oh, there you go with the maggot shit. Dr. Long says you're talking like a fag and your shit's all retarded, and like... don't.

I know optimistic is the gay shorthand sticker, but there is no optimism here.

"Show your papers"

Fuck off ghostface nigger.

I had a really fucking bad day and tomorrow looks harder. But I did show up and handled my shit.

Styx - I know it was like 14 pages ago. (FOURTEEN PAGES) but general moving advice, anything you want out, move it towards the front door. Contentious breakup, get mommy to buy you some home depot boxes to put her stuff in, and put it INSIDE at the front door. This may make your parents angry, but it is the correct way to handle things.

When the civil standby shows up (And it will) You will be able to hand over the boxes and avoid Nikki digging through things like a rummage sale.
Also, buy a bandana, you are not the captain of your own ship, you are a cabin boy.

Mickrussom nailed it to the hovel door on page 1206. You aren't slick.

Today: Easy on the Aryan sperg Mickrussom, it's not distinguishing.


To Borrow from dear dead Bill - If Nikki went 4 rounds on your speedbag... Forgive her.

Sek - You are hating on Mel the way Laylithe hates on you. Consider that.

Eduardo, there is a scene in the first season of true detective. Marty and Rust are confronting a woman who kills her infant children in ways that the court system cannot easily prove. Marty says "Jesus you fucking bitch keep your legs shut" But Rust? Rust goes hard. He had a daughter die horribly and it has destroyed him.

So, he gently and carefully explains the situation to the woman, and concludes with "Prison is hard for people who hurt children, at the earliest opportunity you get, you should kill yourself"

Take from that what you will.

I like to imagine the possum in AnOminous' apartment was just bad at making friends.


Sara showed herself out of the thread, is laylithe also restricted? I missed that one.
 
Godmode said:
Yall are gonna drive Null crazy with requests to threadban/unban these crazy whores. Neither of them adds anything of value. Nikki on the other hand is the goddamn GOAT at serving up the tea.
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How am I supposed to have a punching bag if you take the bag away and lock her in the broom closet like they did to Kamala Harris for 4 years?
 
ZipDisk said:
Sara showed herself out of the thread, is laylithe also restricted? I missed that one.
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Yes. She has a thread in Spergatory.
UCantCCPMe said:
How am I supposed to have a punching bag if you take the bag away and lock her in the broom closet like they did to Kamala Harris for 4 years?
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Go visit her in Spergatory/the closet and abuse her anyway!
 
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