🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
She claims she doesn't want a dead end, but he is a dead end for her, yet she continues to serve.
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Dating in your 40s. She wants kids, won't quit the pot, and is striving to afford an apartment- I understand the latter, but the rest? I don't, I'd assume since he is aware of this, and how she mocks him, he'd tell his folks to throw her out, and stop having sex with her.

But - this is all teenage mall goth bullshit. @Sekhmet666 - Ask Tarl to retell the story about Mersh having to sing "Happy Birthday" to him. That should be a fun bit of video.
 
Picture this scene: you are standing on a corner in Rutland, Vermont, at dusk. Next to you is a 55 gallon drum full of burning lumber and trash. You warm your hands over the makeshift fire.

A figure moves towards you, slowly materializing out of the gloom of Greater Rutland, drawn by the light and heat of the trashfire. Who would you rather share your fire with:

1. Styx
2. Samantha
3. Sara
4. Nikki

It's time to decide again, which one of them is Best Girl.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
Before I leave for work every day, I ask him to dump the trash bin in our room. Then when I get back from work and start cleaning, sweeping, & emptying the bin, he says,"you don't have to do that, you can just ask me."
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Can you please record both parts of this micro interaction? I would like it to be on the kiwi-record that Tarl is such a nigger he won't even empty a single garbage pail.
 
Sara is less likely to kill you, but is more likely to find your home a decade later.
Nikki will give you a BJ even if you haven't washed in a week, but- neither has she.
Styx isn't quite a cuntboy, but he sure has the build for it.
Samantha is fucking nuts, and will make your life hell- but if you have anything she wants, she'll suck you dry.

So, no. I just push over the drum and shrug. Nikki- possibly can share the fire. The rest can be in it.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
This has been the prime directive in my life, to get married and have animals & perhaps children. It should be everyone's goal. I will never give up until I die. The most important thing in life is finding a forever partner and peace.
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Don't take this the wrong way, but given your history and some other parameters, you should be looking for a trucker in their mid to late 40s instead of shacking up with a retarded snipped faggot.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Who would you rather share your fire with:

1. Styx
2. Samantha
3. Sara
4. Nikki

It's time to decide again, which one of them is Best Girl.
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I'd share the fire with thicki NiKKKi; she's the GOATED Tarl ex and not just because of the hairs on her chinny chin chin. Tarl's and Sam's lives are already trash fires and Sarah's tribe hasn't discovered how to control those yet.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
A figure moves towards you, slowly materializing out of the gloom of Greater Rutland, drawn by the light and heat of the trashfire. Who would you rather share your fire with:

1. Styx
2. Samantha
3. Sara
4. Nikki
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Styx - No, he is a leech. Of the worst kind. He simply cannot make his own way. You dont want people that are children in an adult body. You need to have that lifeboat mentality, is he even worth the water he displaces? No. On Dune, he wouldnt last a day - he would be reclaimed for his water within hours.

Sam - No, she will be the best worker bee and helper one minute, then boiling bunnies in pots the next. You cant build things of value with a saboteur within.

Sara - Not sure - we don't know her physical condition and she has delusions. Here efforts here seemed like she might have real issues. Why would you alog some guy you got boned by 10 years ago unless its to launch something creative off of? Not sure. She can be funny at times but appears to be lazy overall.

Nikki - Yes - Nikki seems like having a pet. She has a list of needs which aren't that hard to meet, and seems content to play roomate/play house if whatever it is she desires doesnt work out. She seems to not be a tasmanian devil. She handled the police well while taking the video, doesn't escalate, uses reasonable language, thinks quick enough on her feet. She might be the chick version of Lebowski, the bowler, not the gimp on wheels. Nikki works and can have tasks delegated to her.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Picture this scene: you are standing on a corner in Rutland, Vermont, at dusk. Next to you is a 55 gallon drum full of burning lumber and trash. You warm your hands over the makeshift fire.

A figure moves towards you, slowly materializing out of the gloom of Greater Rutland, drawn by the light and heat of the trashfire. Who would you rather share your fire with:

1. Styx
2. Samantha
3. Sara
4. Nikki

It's time to decide again, which one of them is Best Girl.
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Sam and we can “role play” the Salem witch trials with the fire barrel
 
Red Dye #5 said:
Sam and we can “role play” the Salem witch trials with the fire barrel
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Speaking of @Laylithe , she's been awful quiet. Last poast @ 6:51 AM Eastern. Approaching 12 hours. With Dylan appearing and a ton of support going his way I think she is grumpy. She seems to give pissy responses to wall posts too.
 
mickrussom said:
Speaking of @Laylithe , she's been awful quiet. Last poast @ 6:51 AM Eastern. Approaching 12 hours. With Dylan appearing and a ton of support going his way I think she is grumpy. She seems to give pissy responses to wall posts too.
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She's had her last manic episode so her body needs to recharge before the next one. That battery is bipolar, and needs to be filled.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
I'd assume since he is aware of this, and how she mocks him, he'd tell his folks to throw her out, and stop having sex with her.
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Nikki has been staying there and paying rent for a few months now, they cant just kick her out without giving her a written notice. This would give her at least 60 days from the moment they hand her the notice to leave, and she could fight it in court which would allow her to stay there for however long the court proceedings last + another 60 days.


They cant physically remove her just because, they cant change the locks on her or throw her stuff out. It would take the cops to come and that after the 60 day notice runs out or once the court proceedings rule in thier favor.


Nikki you have rights!
 
mickrussom said:
Nikki - Yes - Nikki seems like having a pet. She has a list of needs which aren't that hard to meet, and seems content to play roomate/play house if whatever it is she desires doesnt work out. She seems to not be a tasmanian devil. She handled the police well while taking the video, doesn't escalate, uses reasonable language, thinks quick enough on her feet. She might be the chick version of Lebowski, the bowler, not the gimp on wheels. Nikki works and can have tasks delegated to her.
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Nikki had been reminding me of someone that I just couldn't put my finger on. Was it someone online? A movie I watched, a TV show? Old 4chan story? It's really been nagging at me.

It came to me the other day. I worked in a warehouse with a woman kind of like her. She did her work, pulled her weight, showed up on time. As we worked, we all talked; most of the time, she'd talk about mild hippie shit like crystals and burning sage and soy sausage brands and tarot cards and crap. But then, every once in a while, she'd bust out with a completely over-the-top inappropriate anecdote about her sex life. One time she told us all that she'd pinch her husband's gunt and roll it up like a jelly roll so she could access his dick, earning her husband the forever nickname "Pinch 'N Roll". When I say "us", I mean a horrified audience of late teens/early 20s greenhorn warehouse workers. It was a hoot knowing her, but I was glad at the time that she didn't know where I lived.
 
SynthetiCyraxx said:
They cant physically remove her just because, they cant change the locks on her or throw her stuff out.
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You're assuming a contract. Not just a handshake and a he-said/she-said ideology. Despite being a state that let faggots marry a decade before the country said "Yeah, whatever.", I highly doubt she has any legal standing to keep dwelling in the Casa de Catshit.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
You're assuming a contract. Not just a handshake and a he-said/she-said ideology. Despite being a state that let faggots marry a decade before the country said "Yeah, whatever.", I highly doubt she has any legal standing to keep dwelling in the Casa de Catshit.
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I’m not sure what VT laws are, but usually if she can provably show she has lived there long enough she gets renters rights.
 
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Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
You're assuming a contract. Not just a handshake and a he-said/she-said ideology. Despite being a state that let faggots marry a decade before the country said "Yeah, whatever.", I highly doubt she has any legal standing to keep dwelling in the Casa de Catshit.
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A verbal agreement should count too.

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Title 9 V.S.A. Chapter 137, especially § 4467)

(c) Termination for no cause. In the absence of a written rental agreement, the landlord may terminate a tenancy for no cause as follows:

(1) If rent is payable on a monthly basis, by providing actual notice to the tenant of the date on which the tenancy will terminate, which shall be:

(A) for tenants who have resided continuously in the same premises for two years or less, at least 60 days after the date of the actual notice;

 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
"Yes, your honor- I fucked him silly and didn't wash my cunt for several days because he liked it that way. I paid his parents $400 to curl up beside the catshit."
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The point of the law being that way is so you can’t have someone be completely dependent on another person over a handshake deal and can kick them to the streets the second they get upset. So yes, her paying money to live there over a handshake deal is acceptable
 
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