🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Laylithe]

There are 3 little human beings involved, for fucks sake.

That's it. We're not doing divorce court anymore as a country. That's fucking absurd. A cake pan?

He kept all of my kitchen stuff; all of my glass pans, glass mixing bowls, containers, cast iron pans, cake pans.

He kept all of the beds I purchased too for us and the kids; but whatever I wasnt awarded it despite buying them and not having access to a bed for 4 months while I was denied a bed to sleep in cause he was fucking his fiance in the bed I bought. Very cringe behaviour to fuck another woman in the bed that your wife and mother of your kids bought, while calling her an unfaithful cheating whore.

 

[kittyhou]

Which you admitted he bought before you were married.
You also admitted to sending Tarl porn for $800 while still married.

The only confusion is why you haven't removed yourself from the gene pool yet.

Ya know what? This is all so gay and retarded that if he signed up for $800 bucks for that, keep him paying for nudes every month. Apparently, there is no logic to any of it.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

I wanted half the equity of the home so I could get myself a stable housing with it but nooo dylan had to lie and say I didnt contribute to the home....but according to him I was cheating on him to pay the bills right? so I'm confused too.

Surely you would have had proof of payment if you contributed to the mortgage. This is something easily proved in court.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

Fucking lol, LMAO even. She wants her glassware set, and she wants it NOW! I mean I knew you were petty Sam, but if it wasn't even Pyrex (the old stuff, the new stuff is a different blend, thanks California) just pick something new up. Also lul at 20 months of $300 payments, you should have really put on the waterworks in court, missed opportunity.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Ya know what? This is all so gay and retarded that if he signed up for $800 bucks for that, keep him paying for nudes every month. Apparently, there is no logic to any of it.

Not a single person in this story is a reliable witness. The most plausible one eats bugs and doesn't wash her gash so the pirate gets that true fishy odor he craves when he goes muffdiving.

 

[Snom Clubber]

It's been demonstrated over and over in this thread: Samantha mistakes kindness and mercy for weakness. If ANYONE does her a solid, they only get slapped down for it like a nursing baby. You're far from the first one on this site she's done this to, but hopefully you'll be the last.

~~so mote it be~~

Well, you called it. I got a bit of tongue lashing in DMs about it. She can sit there and make all the excuses she wants, the fact remains that an internet stranger did more to protect her own kids from weirdos than she did. If that makes her seethe, all the better.

 

[Laylithe]

I'm Styx the pirate man....
I'll steal your 7" cake pan....

I was going to finish this, then I realized it was about as goddamn stupid as fighting over a fucking scrabble board and a cake pan. Jesus Christ. Let that man fucking kill himself at this point.

Why cant he just give me my items back and stop pretending like he gave me a fair and equitable divorce?

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

TRUST THE GORDON'S FISHYMINGE!

 

[kittyhou]

Why cant he just give me my items back and stop pretending like he gave me a fair and equitable divorce?

They belong to the kids now.

 

[mickrussom]

he was hereby ordered. That's what I've been saying...

Hey Homey!
Homey D. Clown: What?
Since you taught us that material things compare nothing to having a chance to bop "the man"...
Homey D. Clown: What?
Can I have your car?
Homey D. Clown: You like that car, huh?
Yeah, it’s nice.
Homey D. Clown: Touch it.
(Homey bops the young man on the head with his weaponized sock)

Homey D. Clown: I don’t think so!

Homey don’t play that.
You know there’s a thin line between dignity and stupidity, and you crossed that line, jackass.
Get on the bus.
You better hurry up and get on that bus, boy!

 

[stinkytosserditch69god]

I'm going to go buy a luxury scrabble board, then put a ouija board over it and summon Stolas's daddy through it and have a fucking demon end all of this.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Sam provided the proof of the court order, showing she didn't lie about it. We should give her credit for that at least, regardless of the scrabble board.
As a wahmen I would want my kitchen stuff back too. Once you find the perfect pans/dishes/whatever you get attached to that shit.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I'm going to go buy a luxury scrabble board, then put a ouija board over it and summon Stolas's daddy through it and have a fucking demon end all of this.

NooooooooOOOOOO! MY FAVORITE 7" CAKE PAN!

As a wahmen I would want my kitchen stuff back too. Once you find the perfect pans/dishes/whatever you get attached to that shit.

She can't cook. She was given $100 cash from Sarah, and immediately spent it on McDonalds.

 

[King Metalia]

I won't be getting it anyway everyone believes I'm undeserving.

I never said your undeserving. I said you have the same judgment as a 43 year old literal mother fucker.

Use your eye balls at least if your testicles are useless.

I'm glad to see your realizing it's pointless to resist your journey to the dark side.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Use your eye balls at least if your testicles are useless.

Well shut my mouth, good job.
Still an abusive mother though. Good luck getting your cake pan back.

 

[Laylithe]

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WPpDyIJdasg

The love of your life is having sex with this RIGHT NOW.

 

[Autistic Joe]

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Fucking lol, LMAO even. She wants her glassware set, and she wants it NOW! I mean I knew you were petty Sam, but if it wasn't even Pyrex (the old stuff, the new stuff is a different blend, thanks California) just pick something new up. Also lul at 20 months of $300 payments, you should have really put on the waterworks in court, missed opportunity.

Yeah I'm surprised that such mundane items were still being argued all the way to the final judgement. I've seen a few people close to me go through divorce, and typically the petty shit gets ironed out pretty quickly after separation. This way the final Property Settlement agreement only has to address "big ticket" items like house, cars, bank accounts, loans, electronics, maybe furniture. I've never heard of anyone still fighting over cake pans and blenders at the end.

 

[Laylithe]

Well shut my mouth, good job.
Still an abusive mother though. Good luck getting your cake pan back.

Don't care bc I get asspats whenever the fuck I want.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I've never heard of anyone still fighting over cake pans and blenders at the end.

If you hadn't noticed anything else from this thread- she's a spiteful cunt.